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True & Honest Fan
- Feb 8, 2020
I eat those for lunch every day.Dear Bryan, my first act as Secretary of State of the Benevolent Monarchy of the Red-Brown Coalition is to order @SIGSEGV to make you a sandwich for lunch. Made from exploded kittens and seasoned with sharpnel from those depleted uranium shells that the M1A1 Abrams use.
I cannot and will not be stopped, Bryan.