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Meet Bryan Silva, the Vine Famous Bodybuilder/Adult Film Star/Aspiring Rapper Behind #Gratata
BY LAUREN NOSTRO
Lauren is a writer living in New York City. Follow her at @LaurenNostro.

MAY 01, 2014
Spend enough time on Vine, and you'll notice there are a handful of stars who are raking in a ton of money due to the virality of their six-second clips. There are the stars who lip sync their way to one million followers, the Abercrombie & Fitch-next generation kids whose "comedy" clips get them sponsorships and lucrative opportunities—and then there are individuals like Bryan Silva.

Silva is responsible for the recent trending topics #VineLikeBryanSilva and #Gratata. People imitate his indescribable gun sounds and freestyles. He's even inspired behavior like this:

So, we began searching for Bryan Silva. He has multiple email addresses, multipleTwitter accounts, a few YouTube pages, and a few websites. During the search, we discovered that he's not only going viral from his Vines—a video of him flexing and talking shit to his haters made its way to WorldStarHipHop, where it notched over a million views. This viral Internet content led to the discovery of his work in porn, bodybuilding, and music. And he couldn't be happier.

Seeing as how there are many obvious problems with Silva's Vines—his use of the n-word, his conspicuous lean consumption—we reached out to speak with him in order to shed light on Vine's most current star.

Let's start with where you're from and where you live now.
I’m from Charlottesville, Virginia. I’m still in Virginia now. I was born in Florida and when I was two I moved to Virginia and lived there until about 12. Then I moved back to Florida to live with my dad. I believe I was 14 when I ended up moving back to Virginia. A couple months later I got locked up for three years.

What happened?
It was mainly for breaking and entering, but also for hitting the school principal.

You hit the school principal?
Yeah.

Why?
He just pissed me off and they tried to say that I threw a chair at him and stuff. It was crazy.

How old are you now?
I’m 23.

Did you graduate high school?
Nah. I went to the university of the streets. I ended up having to get my GED when I was locked up. I actually got that when I was 16. I mainly found my fun with the freaks and the niggas.

And where do you work now?
I been had a job. I’m a promoter. I promote all my own stuff and trap music.

I’ve seen you rapping, I’ve seen the bodybuilding, I heard a rumor you were doing porn.
Yeah, I have a lot of careers, you could say. A king of all trades.

What came first—the rapping, the body building, the porn?
It was the bodybuilding, the fitness career, then it was the porn, and then it was my clothing line, and then it was rapping. It’s not really rapping, because I’m not really rapping, I’m mainly just freestyling.

Did the bodybuilding start when you were in jail?
Yeah. It started when I was locked up, but then it mainly started to carry on when I was released. When I was 19 I moved out to California—La Quinta. So out there, that’s how I got more into the industry.


Into porn or into bodybuilding?
Into both.

How'd you get into porn?
Just how everyone looked at me. Just me knowing that I’m going to be great and I’m going to succeed in life because when you stand out in a crowd, you know you’re going places. Always alpha male, always got to stand out.

You have a ton of different Twitter and Instagram accounts, too.
Yeah, because you’ve got to have one for different careers. You can’t have all of them built into one because then people won’t follow you for posting something they cannot relate with. Everyone following those Twitters relates with what I’m promoting on there.

Do you feel like you’re living different lives?
Nah, not at all. I live all one life. The life of Bryan Silva, Bryan Silva the great.

Let's talk about the viral Vine videos.
I think it was mainly from all my hard work from the past years, from all the promoting. My name, Bryan Silva, when you say it it’s one of those names that literally gets stuck inside your head to where you don’t forget it. On top of that, my body, my face, everything I do, my personality, how I put myself out there, all that. It all stands out to everyone else. What got me on WorldStar was my one flexing video.

And now #Gratata is a trending topic, and you've got a ton of haters.
Haters make you famous. You talking about the one, “The lame fufu shit ain’t with it/I took some shots at your fitted/Gratata! Swag, bitch.” [Laughs.]

So that’s yours. Gratata, with a g?
Nah, it’s gratata! You’ve got to flip your tongue the same time you’re saying the “g” and the “t" so it’s like a gun sound. Gratata!

A lot of people do the #VineLikeBryanSilva now, they imitate you.
Honestly, it was mainly the, “All I do is flex, fuck other nigga’s bitches and get respect.” Something told me, “Should I wait?” Because you have a thing on your Vine where you can save it for later, and I was like, “Hmm. I don’t really know if I want to post this because I don’t know if people will be able to relate with this here on this social media network." Then I thought to myself, “Fuck it. I don’t even care.”

The next day I woke up and someone was like, “You should go check your Vine,” and I did and had over like 500 re-Vines and a couple hundred comments already. I was like, “Oh shit!” Then all of a sudden I was like, “Fuck it. I’ma feed these niggas. I’ma feed the block.” [Laughs.]

What's the tattoo on your chest? People draw it on when they imitate you.
It’s praying hands with wings coming off the praying hands, and then right above the hands, it’s holding up a crown that has a GD—a Gangster’s Disciple—pitchfork in the middle. I’m a Disciple. My set is based when you’re locked up. That’s how I got down when I was locked up. That’s the only way you can get down with the set that I’m a part of. It's a branch off of GD.

A lot of your Vines show you pouring up lean, too. What are you going to do now that Actavis is discontinued?
The main one I was pouring up was codeine—not codeine, promethazine. What I would do mainly is pour up the promethazine, take a Percocet or Oxycontin, break it in half, pop that. It helps me better than having the codeine inside the promethazine.

Are you worried that you're going to gain weight, since you're a bodybuilder? Or, worse, die?
If you see some of my videos, I was gaining weight when I was sipping lean. Lean, what it does to you, what I learned with the codeine kind, it literally slows your body down and then puts your body into where the pain killers start to kick in, and then from the codeine it just starts to, like, you start to pass out. But if you sip just the promethazine and pop half an Oxycontin or half a Percocet, then you’ll be a lot better because it’s getting into your bloodstream as soon as possible.

Right. Who's your favorite rapper?
I’m rocking with Soulja and my nigga Sosa.

Have you spoken to Soulja before?
I haven’t really reached out Soulja, but he’s reached out to me, giving me a shout out back in 2012. You can actually check out my Twitter and see it. Real recognize real. [He's my favorite but] only when he speaks to the trap shit though. Speak to the streets. I don’t fuck with that female bullshit. When he wants to sometimes rap for the bitches. Naw, man, fuck the bitches. The bitches come with the respect and the money.

Soulja sometimes raps about women. But I take it you’re not a romantic?
I am, but not like that. I’m a hood nigga. I’m street.

You can be street and romantic at the same time.
Nah, you got to stick to one thing because you got to think about it, all that romantic bullshit is played out. You’ve already got songs for all that shit. I’m a promoter. I promote trap music.

The issue with your Vines is that you're white and you're using the n-word.
Yeah, I’ve earned my right to say that.

How?
From being on the block since I was eight years old. I’ve always had my fun in the streets. While these niggas were hating on the porch, I was having my fun in the streets.

You don't think it's inappropriate?
I think it’s how I say it and all the real niggas rock with me.

Has anyone approached you or confronted you about your use of the word?
No. Never. Ever since I got the respect to say it no one say anything to to me. I’ve been saying that word since I was 11.

My last question: what’s next?
The takeover. Nah. I’m going to take over everything. As my real niggas start to hear my tracks and read into my interests. Real recognize real, it’s real simple.
SOURCE: https://www.complex.com/music/2014/05/vine-bryan-silva-interview

Link to his Soundcloud "music". I assume it's his and not some parody? I don't listen to that shit so have no clue what all these songs are. Someone who can stomach it report back if this is his created music or just meme shit.
https://soundcloud.com/imbryansilva
 
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Last one, link to his Soundcloud "music". I assume its his and not some parody? I don't listen to that shit so have no clue what all these songs are. Someone who can stomach it report back if this is his created music or just meme shit.
https://soundcloud.com/imbryansilva
Yeah, pretty sure that’s his soundcloud. I don’t want to listen because I’ve heard some of his trash before but those are all songs by him so I’m p sure it’s legit.
 

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I don’t think so, while at the risk of being a little off topic here I’m pretty sure Danielle (I think that’s how you spell it) has changed for the better, or at least that’s what I’ve heard. I think there was a video that surfaced a while ago of her on Doctor Phil again realizing how dumb she was. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure she’s just a normal (albeit a little spoiled)teenager now.

Edit: Just did a little more in depth research and it wasn’t a video, it was a song where she talks about how she wants to forget the Doctor Phil thing (I don’t blame her).

she def didnt fuck him lol. and shes sadly really famous and has been with one of those new shitty rappers thats also really popular. she only cares about attention so she wouldnt fuck around with some no name goofy looking nigga who did madd gay porn

that said tho she def isnt normal and changed. she makes fucking serious $$$$$ now as a rapper. on her youtube she has millions of subs and all her songs have millions of views. obviously she doesn't write her own raps but atlantic records signed her and have writers for her. she also does huge meet ups for fans where its like 100-150$ to get a picture with her. I was on vacation in Vegas and there were fliers everywhere and on the strip a super super super long ass line was there to meet her

Also back to bryan.... I remember about a year ago people were tweeting to him and talking shit on his instagram calling him gay and doing gay porn etc. His response was.... " I aint gay and didnt do gay porn, bryan silva aint never done no gay shit. That was this other dude max who did a couple things for $$$ but bryan silva only fucks bitches" Something along the lines of that. It was posted on reddit
 
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Wow, this guy is REAL interesting. Thought I'd spend 5 or 10 googling. Here some stuff I came across:
Bryan Silva Wiki, Is He Gay? Check Out His Net Worth and Why He is So Popular

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The bathroom has always provided a stage for a countless number of celebrities who maybe, didn’t trust in their ability initially or just needed to be sure they would get the needed audience before they launch their talent on a proper setting. Nevertheless, there is no place too obscure for a star to shine forth, it’s ability to shine is innate and it shines when it will. Today, we will introduce you to one of the bathroom made celebrities, Bryan Silva, who started uploading a series of six-second clips wherein he records himself reciting rap lyrics from his bathroom. Did I mention? The raps are horrible but that’s one of his strong points anyway.

Bryan describes himself as a king of all trades being a bodybuilder, a rapper, and a porn star. One of his most famous rap videos is the Gratata which has inspired numerous parodies and remakes on Vine. His onomatopoeic sound has helped to garner more than 460k followers to him on the platform. More so, his offensive use of the n-word ingrained in sexually explicit language has also made him quite a household name among fans. Thus, the search to know more about him. Let’s get down to find out all we need to know about the “Gratata” originator.

Who is Bryan Silva?
Bryan Silva is a Florida-born personality who is known for his gay porn movies and horrible rapping. He was born on 2nd January 1991 but moved to Charlottesville, Virginia when he was 2. When he was 14, in 2005, he was convicted of assault and breaking-and-entering and subsequently jailed for three years. His charges also included attacking his school principal.


His parents are Michael and Robin Silva and he has an older brother, Phillip. He got his GED at 16 while he was still locked up in prison.

See Also: Who Is Narcissa Wright, What Happened To Her Twitch, What Is She Up To?


Why is He so Popular?
Bryan became popular for his raps. He also thinks that his name plays the most part in getting him out to the public and introducing him to fame. In addition to that, his body, face, actions and persona all sum up to increase his popularity rate as most people can’t help but want to know what Bryan Silva is all about and what he looks like.

Although he says he does not really rap but mainly freestyles, his Gratata line was what to got his listeners the most. Besides his gun sound production, he is also known for his line, Suck it like a slurpy. It also seems that his posts, no matter their contents, attract views even if it is just him addressing his haters, and true to his belief, haters make one famous. He has amassed quite a lot of them since he started posting his contents. In one of such cases, he appeared on the World Star Hip Hop website to address his haters. The video has received more than one million views.


As per his use of the n-word, he justifies it with the fact that he is street trained and he has been out there since he was 8, added to the fact that he spent a part of his life behind bars. He got into bodybuilding while in jail and continued after his release. After he got his freedom, he moved to California—La Quinta at 19 where he got more acquainted with the industry. He also has a clothing line where he markets a range of wears for all groups (men, women, kids).

Having attained the celebrity status, every detail about him becomes a piece to be devoured by fans and haters alike. Bryan made the headline again in early 2016 when he was arrested after a standoff with police in Virginia. He faced charges for abduction and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. Being the person he is, he made a video on Facebook, showing himself being barricaded, intoxicated, yelling and cursing in front of viewers during the police raid in his home.

Eventually, he was sentenced to 6 years in prison although more than four years of the sentence were suspended as he was released in February 2018.

Bryan Silva Net Worth
It’s a known fact that work pays, no matter how hard it may be and the time it takes before the wages start coming. Bryan has been able to get for himself an impressive net worth by literally getting on people’s nerves most time. He also gets his fortune through his adverts on social media but unfortunately, his exact net worth cannot be confirmed at the moment even though there are different speculations about it.


Is Bryan Silva Gay?
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Nothing is impossible for the Vine star, especially when being himself and expressing it. His Vine and YouTube fame led to the discovery of his previous work in the adult film industry. As a gay porn performer, he went by the name Max Payne. He has worked with Helix Studios, Next Door Studios (NSFW), and Corbin Fisher.

However, he has stated emphatically on his Twitter that being a gay porn does not translate his sexuality as gay. For all it’s worth, he got into porn because he felt the need to stand out and succeed.
SOURCE: https://heightline.com/bryan-silva-wiki-gay-net-worth/
I'd say Bryan wrote this, but he's clearly not literate. So, who at Heightline decided to outdo the dicksucking he received in his totally-straight-porn, and why?

Okay, this is ABSOLUTELY gayer than his porn

people were tweeting to him and talking shit on his instagram calling him gay and doing gay porn etc. His response was.... " I aint gay and didnt do gay porn, bryan silva aint never done no gay shit. That was this other dude Max who did a couple things for $$$ but bryan silva only fucks bitches" Something along the lines of that.

The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was written by a Scottish man who could see into the future, but couldn't comprehend the absolute absurdity he saw there.
 
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I'm honestly shocked it took this long for him to have a thread. Bryan Silva is a fucking hilarious trainwreck and has been doing dumbass shit for a while now.
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Obviously he's into some fufu lame shit.

If his goal in life is to fuck 10,000 dudes, he should go to Thailand then! He'll accomplish that easily in no time!
 

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I'll give credit where credit is due, he's got a big :pickle:, probably at the level where girls won't be afraid of him penetrating them, and will still be impressed.

However, he's a complete joke in every other way. He's a wigger with a massive ego, he has a face that looks like the end result of a hillbilly gangbang, and a body of a 14 year old boy still going through puberty even though he is 25.

What's worse is the dude is trying to challenge cops. I'm not a big fan of cops, but they aren't allowed to bash your brains in for being a fucker to them. So Bryan runs his mouth talking big, when in fact anyone of them could beat the living shit out of him if they knew they could get away with it.

Only in America in the 2010s can a person like this make a living off of 6 second rhymes, and doing gay porn. This is what the Founding Fathers fought for. What a joke.
 

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I'll give credit where credit is due, he's got a big :pickle:, probably at the level where girls won't be afraid of him penetrating them, and will still be impressed.

However, he's a complete joke in every other way. He's a wigger with a massive ego, he has a face that looks like the end result of a hillbilly gangbang, and a body of a 14 year old boy still going through puberty even though he is 25.

What's worse is the dude is trying to challenge cops. I'm not a big fan of cops, but they aren't allowed to bash your brains in for being a fucker to them. So Bryan runs his mouth talking big, when in fact anyone of them could beat the living shit out of him if they knew they could get away with it.

Only in America in the 2010s can a person like this make a living off of 6 second rhymes, and doing gay porn. This is what the Founding Fathers fought for. What a joke.

hes not rich at all. hes fairly broke. his gf a year or so ago on reddit said it to. his only income was his 2 youtube channels. and the #'s speak for themselves. Vine doesn't just shit out money to people.

If you go a couple pages back to the video I posted with the guy who was in jail with him Bryan sat in jail for like 6 days on a very low bond he only needed around $500 and had to keep calling and begging his dad for it