Lolcow Bryan Silva / OutterSpaceSWAG / BryanGRATATASilva / CubanSwagPapi / Dr. Bryan Silva Ph.D - Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder

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Karl der Grosse

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Given a lolcow like this, all this site can talk about is dick, dick, dick, dick and more dick. And even more dick.

Get away from me, you disgust me.

It's just that it's so refreshing to finally see an internet weirdo who doesn't have a micro. It's like walking in the woods and finding a unicorn, really.
 

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:offtopic: but I remember this guy, haha. I used to be a part of the small Vine community that would make shitty edits making fun of him and commenting how he was in a gay porno just to piss him off. It got to a point where he made a Vine yelling that he never started in one which backfired when everyone started yelling that he did.

Makes me miss Vine.
 

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I took the advice of someone on a reddit about him and it may be gross to some but so fucking worth it. So go to the porno he has the one shown on Tosh.....But do not watch some faggot porn unless you are into it, click it and then go to another screen where you can just hear the audio. Its fucking hilarious he was really talking like he was some gangster the whole time. Talking shit to the kid sucking his dick

"Yea suck that fucking big ass dick there you go". "slurp on that dick like a fucking slurpy.....swag" Even at the ends when he cums "swag bitch ima have to hit you up sometimes" Or just skip close to the end for that part but all of his improv is funny as fuck. its max payne bryan silva next door twinks
 

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she def didnt fuck him lol. and shes sadly really famous and has been with one of those new shitty rappers thats also really popular. she only cares about attention so she wouldnt fuck around with some no name goofy looking nigga who did madd gay porn

Dude, I gotta info-drop you and @MaoBigDong here... Dr. Phil girl has fucked Trippie Redd, Kodak Black, Lil Pump, Ski Mask the Slump God, allegedly X before he died, and likely her own managers for the record deal in the first place.

Her fucking Silva if she thought he'd write her bars or give her clout is definitely possible. She's no angel and her pretending to regret the event that made her famous is 100% PR.

EDIT: Are underage lolcows allowed? We need a Bhad Bhabie thread, or one for her creepy managers.
 
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Dude, I gotta info-drop you and @MaoBigDong here... Dr. Phil girl has fucked Trippie Redd, Kodak Black, Lil Pump, Ski Mask the Slump God, allegedly X before he died, and likely her own managers for the record deal in the first place.

Her fucking Silva if she thought he'd write her bars or give her clout is definitely possible. She's no angel and her pretending to regret the event that made her famous is 100% PR.

EDIT: Are underage lolcows allowed? We need a Bhad Bhabie thread, or one for her creepy managers.

trippie redd and those big rappers are one thing. but you are crazy if you think bryan silva had any clout. he had dead youtube numbers even after tosh. his only clout was being exposed on a TV show which he went on not knowing they knew about his gay porn and exposed it, the other guys you named are guys with millions of fans
 

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Dude, I gotta info-drop you and @MaoBigDong here... Dr. Phil girl has fucked Trippie Redd, Kodak Black, Lil Pump, Ski Mask the Slump God, allegedly X before he died, and likely her own managers for the record deal in the first place.

Her fucking Silva if she thought he'd write her bars or give her clout is definitely possible. She's no angel and her pretending to regret the event that made her famous is 100% PR.

EDIT: Are underage lolcows allowed? We need a Bhad Bhabie thread, or one for her creepy managers.
Lil pump is 17 but still it’s fucked. Had nooo idea but honestly fuck those rappers too for enabling her. Kind of funny that she would go after Bryan though since he’s a national laughingstock. At least the other guys actually have money, Bryan’s over here doing gay porn to get by.
 

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I took the advice of someone on a reddit about him and it may be gross to some but so fucking worth it. So go to the porno he has the one shown on Tosh.....But do not watch some faggot porn unless you are into it, click it and then go to another screen where you can just hear the audio. Its fucking hilarious he was really talking like he was some gangster the whole time. Talking shit to the kid sucking his dick

"Yea suck that fucking big ass dick there you go". "slurp on that dick like a fucking slurpy.....swag" Even at the ends when he cums "swag bitch ima have to hit you up sometimes" Or just skip close to the end for that part but all of his improv is funny as fuck. its max payne bryan silva next door twinks

another funny thing. if you go to the vid, skip like 20 secs ahead so you dont see the faggot preview.

it will cut to the opening act, where they are acting before their fag shit. so silva has head phones on bobbin his head as he is writing raps, and then rapping to himself with hand signals. and the other fag comes in going "hellllo" and takes silvas head phones off. He asks to see what bryan is doing and bryan shows him this rap video on his laptop. and he accidentally clicks some file and a pic shows up of him naked showing his dick

the one fag goes "damnnn you gotta bick dick!" silva goes "yea ive never had much complaints"... fag kid "can I suck on it???" Silva "yea I guess you can do that"

shits hilarious
 

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another funny thing. if you go to the vid, skip like 20 secs ahead so you dont see the faggot preview.

it will cut to the opening act, where they are acting before their fag shit. so silva has head phones on bobbin his head as he is writing raps, and then rapping to himself with hand signals. and the other fag comes in going "hellllo" and takes silvas head phones off. He asks to see what bryan is doing and bryan shows him this rap video on his laptop. and he accidentally clicks some file and a pic shows up of him naked showing his dick

the one fag goes "damnnn you gotta bick dick!" silva goes "yea ive never had much complaints"... fag kid "can I suck on it???" Silva "yea I guess you can do that"

shits hilarious

Welcome to the world of porn storylines. This isn't even the most ridiculous one. Most people skip them anyway and get right to the action lol

I don't care how famous she is, why would any grown ass man say that he had sex with a thirteen year old?

I'm thinking he didn't even know she was 13... but maybe I'm giving him too much credit.
 

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Looks like there is one more and its fucking hilarious. someone on the same reddit got the first info from posted a link. There is no fag shit until about 1:10 before playing the vid scrolled over until I saw a clip of his goofy ass dick. Except preview scenes again so scroll right to 33 seconds Bryan silva next door world

So this one its some fag going through his closet looking for clothes to wear. Bryan is on the bed looking at a laptop. Fruity looking fag pulls out some wrestling jersey. Like uniforms high school wrestler kids wear.. Its soooooooo fucking random the conversation

Gay kid is feeling himself up and says "oooo yeaaaa this is perfect"
Bryan trying to sound like a gangster "get yo ass over here and suck this monster cock"

About a second after it the fag decides to walk over and thats when I exited out choosing not to risk it, cause it was def going to start soon. Up to anyone else if want to see if there was anymore talking. Still funny a.f but first one was better. Just him trying to be a gay gangster is funny as shit

I totally forgot about it until recently but a couple pages back I posted about how he was getting trolled a ton (years ago) for being gay and doing gay porn. And he said "bryan silva aint never done no gay porn, im a G who fucks hoes, that was some dude named Max Payne (his porn name)" Implying that it was just some character he was playing while doing the porn that it really wasnt his true self.

I say all that again cause it made me remember that when he was getting trolled non stop he compared himself to Omar from the wire. (for those who dont know he is a gangster in the show one of the bigger players and he is gay to the max). Pretty much saying that Omar was super gay and he was the most bad ass guy on the show, and that doing some shit like that wont change how gangster he is. It was something along those lines
 

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