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The concept of "taxes," aside from what paid for his three hots and a cot, is too complex for him.
Lolcow Bryan Silva / OutterSpaceSWAG / BryanGRATATASilva / CubanSwagPapi / Dr. Bryan Silva Ph.D - Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder
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It's just that it's so refreshing to finally see an internet weirdo who doesn't have a micro. It's like walking in the woods and finding a unicorn, really.
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fftopic: but I remember this guy, haha. I used to be a part of the small Vine community that would make shitty edits making fun of him and commenting how he was in a gay porno just to piss him off. It got to a point where he made a Vine yelling that he never started in one which backfired when everyone started yelling that he did. Makes me miss Vine.
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I took the advice of someone on a reddit about him and it may be gross to some but so fucking worth it. So go to the porno he has the one shown on Tosh.....But do not watch some faggot porn unless you are into it, click it and then go to another screen where you can just hear the audio. Its fucking hilarious he was really talking like he was some gangster the whole time. Talking shit to the kid sucking his dick
"Yea suck that fucking big ass dick there you go". "slurp on that dick like a fucking slurpy.....swag" Even at the ends when he cums "swag bitch ima have to hit you up sometimes" Or just skip close to the end for that part but all of his improv is funny as fuck. its max payne bryan silva next door twinks
"Yea suck that fucking big ass dick there you go". "slurp on that dick like a fucking slurpy.....swag" Even at the ends when he cums "swag bitch ima have to hit you up sometimes" Or just skip close to the end for that part but all of his improv is funny as fuck. its max payne bryan silva next door twinks
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Big dicks are obviously gonna be a dime a dozen in gay porn. Hell the twink he was with in that pic was just as hung and he didn't look like he had Charlie Brown's Christmas tree for a family tree.
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Anyone else notice how dudes in gay porn always have really grossed fuck up faces?
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Nobody's looking at their faces. Congratulations on not being gay.
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Dude, I gotta info-drop you and @MaoBigDong here... Dr. Phil girl has fucked Trippie Redd, Kodak Black, Lil Pump, Ski Mask the Slump God, allegedly X before he died, and likely her own managers for the record deal in the first place.
Her fucking Silva if she thought he'd write her bars or give her clout is definitely possible. She's no angel and her pretending to regret the event that made her famous is 100% PR.
EDIT: Are underage lolcows allowed? We need a Bhad Bhabie thread, or one for her creepy managers.
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trippie redd and those big rappers are one thing. but you are crazy if you think bryan silva had any clout. he had dead youtube numbers even after tosh. his only clout was being exposed on a TV show which he went on not knowing they knew about his gay porn and exposed it, the other guys you named are guys with millions of fans
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Lil pump is 17 but still it’s fucked. Had nooo idea but honestly fuck those rappers too for enabling her. Kind of funny that she would go after Bryan though since he’s a national laughingstock. At least the other guys actually have money, Bryan’s over here doing gay porn to get by.
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another funny thing. if you go to the vid, skip like 20 secs ahead so you dont see the faggot preview.
it will cut to the opening act, where they are acting before their fag shit. so silva has head phones on bobbin his head as he is writing raps, and then rapping to himself with hand signals. and the other fag comes in going "hellllo" and takes silvas head phones off. He asks to see what bryan is doing and bryan shows him this rap video on his laptop. and he accidentally clicks some file and a pic shows up of him naked showing his dick
the one fag goes "damnnn you gotta bick dick!" silva goes "yea ive never had much complaints"... fag kid "can I suck on it???" Silva "yea I guess you can do that"
shits hilarious
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I don't care how famous she is, why would any grown ass man say that he had sex with a thirteen year old?
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Welcome to the world of porn storylines. This isn't even the most ridiculous one. Most people skip them anyway and get right to the action lol
I'm thinking he didn't even know she was 13... but maybe I'm giving him too much credit.
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Welcome to fame in the U.S my friend.
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Looks like there is one more and its fucking hilarious. someone on the same reddit got the first info from posted a link. There is no fag shit until about 1:10 before playing the vid scrolled over until I saw a clip of his goofy ass dick. Except preview scenes again so scroll right to 33 seconds Bryan silva next door world
So this one its some fag going through his closet looking for clothes to wear. Bryan is on the bed looking at a laptop. Fruity looking fag pulls out some wrestling jersey. Like uniforms high school wrestler kids wear.. Its soooooooo fucking random the conversation
Gay kid is feeling himself up and says "oooo yeaaaa this is perfect"
Bryan trying to sound like a gangster "get yo ass over here and suck this monster cock"
About a second after it the fag decides to walk over and thats when I exited out choosing not to risk it, cause it was def going to start soon. Up to anyone else if want to see if there was anymore talking. Still funny a.f but first one was better. Just him trying to be a gay gangster is funny as shit
I totally forgot about it until recently but a couple pages back I posted about how he was getting trolled a ton (years ago) for being gay and doing gay porn. And he said "bryan silva aint never done no gay porn, im a G who fucks hoes, that was some dude named Max Payne (his porn name)" Implying that it was just some character he was playing while doing the porn that it really wasnt his true self.
I say all that again cause it made me remember that when he was getting trolled non stop he compared himself to Omar from the wire. (for those who dont know he is a gangster in the show one of the bigger players and he is gay to the max). Pretty much saying that Omar was super gay and he was the most bad ass guy on the show, and that doing some shit like that wont change how gangster he is. It was something along those lines
So this one its some fag going through his closet looking for clothes to wear. Bryan is on the bed looking at a laptop. Fruity looking fag pulls out some wrestling jersey. Like uniforms high school wrestler kids wear.. Its soooooooo fucking random the conversation
Gay kid is feeling himself up and says "oooo yeaaaa this is perfect"
Bryan trying to sound like a gangster "get yo ass over here and suck this monster cock"
About a second after it the fag decides to walk over and thats when I exited out choosing not to risk it, cause it was def going to start soon. Up to anyone else if want to see if there was anymore talking. Still funny a.f but first one was better. Just him trying to be a gay gangster is funny as shit
I totally forgot about it until recently but a couple pages back I posted about how he was getting trolled a ton (years ago) for being gay and doing gay porn. And he said "bryan silva aint never done no gay porn, im a G who fucks hoes, that was some dude named Max Payne (his porn name)" Implying that it was just some character he was playing while doing the porn that it really wasnt his true self.
I say all that again cause it made me remember that when he was getting trolled non stop he compared himself to Omar from the wire. (for those who dont know he is a gangster in the show one of the bigger players and he is gay to the max). Pretty much saying that Omar was super gay and he was the most bad ass guy on the show, and that doing some shit like that wont change how gangster he is. It was something along those lines
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Reminder that Chris pulled the same "I'm not gay! I'm not gay!" schtick and ended up going full troon. Bryan is gay af.
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I mean, getting your hog tugged by another dude was sort of a give away?
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Why's he always stand in that same awkward way?