Thank you @NumberingYourState for giving me the idea for this thread. PM me if I missed anything and I'll add it to the OP.
For those who like to watch livestreams, there'll be those who like to mess with the hosts of said streams to mess with people to rather hilarious results. Streams like True Capitalist Radio where a texan becomes angry and throws beer cans after being tricked into saying nigger, Asian Andy when he livestreams going into a library with text-to-speech donations(You can see where that'll go), and the timeless Jesus Chatline with the classic moment of "Niggerology" all are tailored for the sake of comedy. Some streams like those come and go while others continue to hang on and garner a lasting fanbase of joke calling in or some rather politically incorrect donation messages.
Such is the case of Buddhism Hotline.
The Buddhism Hotline is a livestream talk show that started out on twitch(Now streams on Youtube) hosted by a man known as Jonathon Hills where people could call in and talk about various subjects relating to the Buddhist faith or other side topics. They have a stream schedule of about once or twice(though it's rare in this case) a week.
As you can tell from the mentioning of Jesus Chatline, you can correctly determine Buddhism Hotline to be all just a comedic stream and not serious at all, a joke. They get many things factually wrong about the religion but it's all intentional for the sake of garnering laughs. Even their intro song is a rendition of the same thing from the Jesus Chatline. As for the actors themselves, that's not important as the characters they play.
Jonathon Hills is the host and founder of the Buddhism Hotline. He is an "author" of a "book" called Buddha Bless Me, Buddha Bless You that has supposedly sold millions of copies and won multiple awards but that's debatable. He also sells cans of green peas(according to him, the only food you can eat the religion) for about the same price as his book: $39.99.
If you watch any of the past streams, you can tell that he's the exact opposite of a buddhist. Whenever a joke donation comes on or a troll calls in to mess with him, he reacts with an immense amount of tard rage that would make for good earrape material. He'll automatically tell people, trolls or others he doesn't like, that they're going to hell, despite the fact that hell in the buddhist faith is a temporary thing. He regularly physically and verbally abuses his co-hosts, Mathis Miles being the most notable. He's even a cuck when it comes to his wife Katie(not to mention that there's hints of him being a closeted homo and brony).
Mathis Miles is the resident spastic :autism: and the occasional technical supervisor of the program. As :autism: as he is, he is often considered to be the fan favorite of the show to the same degree of Boba Fett. He's often the verbal, physical, and sexual punching bag of Jonathon Hills when the later goes into a rage, on camera or off camera. Basically, he's a slave and gimp(not in appearance) of Jonathon and would only feed him fruit loops to keep him in line. Often times, he would rebel against Jonathon's abuse by fighting back or purposely messing with the stream and letting the trolls come through and do their work. The most notable and recent rebellion came from a stream on 3-10-18 where he brained Jonathon in the head with a Buddha statue.
Not much is known about him as he rarely makes an on-camera appearance. He's the technical supervisor whenever Mathis Miles is not available or in a cage in Jonathon's sex dungeon. He's known to be capable of the same degree of mischief and rebelliousness as Mathis.
Gregory Pecks(or Dr. Gregory Pecks, Phid as he prefers his name to be pronounced) is a frequent co-host with a 'doctorate" in buddhism. He's often seen as the realist among the characters and would often clash with Jonathan on issues each stream talks about or other stuff between them. More often than not, these arguments would result in fights. He's also seen as the voice of reason and truth despite his somewhat brash persona. He hates bullshit of any kind.
Mike Hard is the occasional co-host that looks like he just got done spending unfathomable hours at his local gym. He's seen as more alpha when compared to Jonathon(who secretly crushes on him). He's known to have a GF, he's a feminist, and dislikes Jonathon's advances.
Another co-host, Kent Kennedy is the most chill and laid back of the buddhism hotline cast. This is possibly due to the fact that he grows, deals, and advocates for the legalization of cannabis. He's known to stay calm whenever Jonathon goes into a tard rage fit. He claims to be from a wealthy family, lives off the land, and has multiple doctorates in various fields.
This four-eyed fairy is the guest moderator and artist on the show whenever they do drawings. He claims to have a Master's in Buddhiology from Stanford University and is crusading tirelessly to change the nickname of California to The Sunshine State. He's known to be a smartass and prone to make the most :autism: faces when Jonathon tard roars to mess with him.
The show's resident hick, hailing from Kentucky, is known to be the aid to Jonathon Hills and he's slightly more capable than Mathis Miles but still sounds like a tard. He trooned out at one point and later went to jail for robbing a Taco Bell... for a fucking burrito.
Now that I'v covered some of the notable characters on the show, Let's go over some of the many ways that'll surely make Jonathon Hills REEEEEEEEE!
The stream usually runs once or twice a week at around 6PM Central Time, depends on what the showrunners are up to. For the first half of the show, donations are disabled and it'll take a stroke of luck to be able to call them because of all the :autism:. There'll also be some technical difficulties as well.
Well, have fun and prepare to witness pure unfiltered :autism:.
LINKS:
Website
Twitter
Youtube, Live Channel
Handsome Luke(He makes compilations of some of the lulzworthy moments from each stream.)
Instagram
For those who like to watch livestreams, there'll be those who like to mess with the hosts of said streams to mess with people to rather hilarious results. Streams like True Capitalist Radio where a texan becomes angry and throws beer cans after being tricked into saying nigger, Asian Andy when he livestreams going into a library with text-to-speech donations(You can see where that'll go), and the timeless Jesus Chatline with the classic moment of "Niggerology" all are tailored for the sake of comedy. Some streams like those come and go while others continue to hang on and garner a lasting fanbase of joke calling in or some rather politically incorrect donation messages.
Such is the case of Buddhism Hotline.
The Buddhism Hotline is a livestream talk show that started out on twitch(Now streams on Youtube) hosted by a man known as Jonathon Hills where people could call in and talk about various subjects relating to the Buddhist faith or other side topics. They have a stream schedule of about once or twice(though it's rare in this case) a week.
As you can tell from the mentioning of Jesus Chatline, you can correctly determine Buddhism Hotline to be all just a comedic stream and not serious at all, a joke. They get many things factually wrong about the religion but it's all intentional for the sake of garnering laughs. Even their intro song is a rendition of the same thing from the Jesus Chatline. As for the actors themselves, that's not important as the characters they play.
Jonathon Hills is the host and founder of the Buddhism Hotline. He is an "author" of a "book" called Buddha Bless Me, Buddha Bless You that has supposedly sold millions of copies and won multiple awards but that's debatable. He also sells cans of green peas(according to him, the only food you can eat the religion) for about the same price as his book: $39.99.
If you watch any of the past streams, you can tell that he's the exact opposite of a buddhist. Whenever a joke donation comes on or a troll calls in to mess with him, he reacts with an immense amount of tard rage that would make for good earrape material. He'll automatically tell people, trolls or others he doesn't like, that they're going to hell, despite the fact that hell in the buddhist faith is a temporary thing. He regularly physically and verbally abuses his co-hosts, Mathis Miles being the most notable. He's even a cuck when it comes to his wife Katie(not to mention that there's hints of him being a closeted homo and brony).
Mathis Miles is the resident spastic :autism: and the occasional technical supervisor of the program. As :autism: as he is, he is often considered to be the fan favorite of the show to the same degree of Boba Fett. He's often the verbal, physical, and sexual punching bag of Jonathon Hills when the later goes into a rage, on camera or off camera. Basically, he's a slave and gimp(not in appearance) of Jonathon and would only feed him fruit loops to keep him in line. Often times, he would rebel against Jonathon's abuse by fighting back or purposely messing with the stream and letting the trolls come through and do their work. The most notable and recent rebellion came from a stream on 3-10-18 where he brained Jonathon in the head with a Buddha statue.
Not much is known about him as he rarely makes an on-camera appearance. He's the technical supervisor whenever Mathis Miles is not available or in a cage in Jonathon's sex dungeon. He's known to be capable of the same degree of mischief and rebelliousness as Mathis.
Gregory Pecks(or Dr. Gregory Pecks, Phid as he prefers his name to be pronounced) is a frequent co-host with a 'doctorate" in buddhism. He's often seen as the realist among the characters and would often clash with Jonathan on issues each stream talks about or other stuff between them. More often than not, these arguments would result in fights. He's also seen as the voice of reason and truth despite his somewhat brash persona. He hates bullshit of any kind.
Mike Hard is the occasional co-host that looks like he just got done spending unfathomable hours at his local gym. He's seen as more alpha when compared to Jonathon(who secretly crushes on him). He's known to have a GF, he's a feminist, and dislikes Jonathon's advances.
Another co-host, Kent Kennedy is the most chill and laid back of the buddhism hotline cast. This is possibly due to the fact that he grows, deals, and advocates for the legalization of cannabis. He's known to stay calm whenever Jonathon goes into a tard rage fit. He claims to be from a wealthy family, lives off the land, and has multiple doctorates in various fields.
This four-eyed fairy is the guest moderator and artist on the show whenever they do drawings. He claims to have a Master's in Buddhiology from Stanford University and is crusading tirelessly to change the nickname of California to The Sunshine State. He's known to be a smartass and prone to make the most :autism: faces when Jonathon tard roars to mess with him.
The show's resident hick, hailing from Kentucky, is known to be the aid to Jonathon Hills and he's slightly more capable than Mathis Miles but still sounds like a tard. He trooned out at one point and later went to jail for robbing a Taco Bell... for a fucking burrito.
Now that I'v covered some of the notable characters on the show, Let's go over some of the many ways that'll surely make Jonathon Hills REEEEEEEEE!
- Calling Jonathon Hills "Wesley". This is the most common method to piss him off.
- Call in to say that you're a
Supporter. He'll rage, go on a rant about how he's a sinner, says that you'll go to hell and shill for . Also works with the TTS donations.
- Ask to be converted. He'll walk you through the conversion and you can either say things like Trump, Hitler, etc. when you get to the "The holy, holy name of X" part or do the thing proper and then go in for the kill.
- Mention any other religion.
- Mention having sex or the concept of it.
- Use song request donations to play either earrape, obscene songs , Moon Man, or anything racist. Some popular song requests are The White Man Marches On and Ram Ranch. There are many songs for you to use for this purpose.
- Call in and verbally assault him.
The stream usually runs once or twice a week at around 6PM Central Time, depends on what the showrunners are up to. For the first half of the show, donations are disabled and it'll take a stroke of luck to be able to call them because of all the :autism:. There'll also be some technical difficulties as well.
Well, have fun and prepare to witness pure unfiltered :autism:.
LINKS:
Website
Youtube, Live Channel
Handsome Luke(He makes compilations of some of the lulzworthy moments from each stream.)
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