Burger King Tweet marks NoFap November -

[PurpleSquirrel]

Looks like this annual anti-masturbation challenge has hit mainstream consumer-culture:

 

[Golly]

Someone's fired.

 

[Zaragoza]

Burger King finally got the notice after seeing too many anime pfps.

 

[AF 802]

Number 15: Burger King Jizz Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's jizz. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

 

[RG 448]

The smartass who runs the official Sonic twitter must do this shit freelance.

 

[The Shadow]

Number 15: Burger King Jizz Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's jizz. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

I worked at Burger King when I was younger, and the last thing I want is anything off their menu. Don't know if it was just my location but it was super gross.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Epic

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Number 15: Burger King Jizz Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's jizz. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Would you say it's worse than the Foot Lettuce?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Number 15: Burger King Jizz Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's jizz. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

It's called the protein plus burger. Coming to a location near YOU!

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I thought for sure that Wendy's would make this tweet first.

 

[J A N D E K]

Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back
I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Uhh... jeez. I'd fire this dude. That is not good PR for BK.

 

[J A N D E K]

It's called the protein plus burger. Coming to a location near YOU!

BK insiders elegantly refer to it as the Slopper.

 

[ATaxingWoman]

This is why Burger King is better than McDonald's

 

[J A N D E K]

This is why Burger King is better than McDonald's

 

[Frank D'arbo]

It's called the protein plus burger. Coming to a location near YOU!

>not CUMING
you had one fucking job.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

This is why Burger King is better than McDonald's

Only if youre a fat fuck.

Fast food is just cancer.

 

[J A N D E K]

Uhh... jeez. I'd fire this dude. That is not good PR for BK.

It’s brilliant PR actually.

Advertising 101:
Associating a product or company with a famous person, catchy jingle, desirable state of being or powerful emotion creates a strong psychological connection in the customer.

They just appealed to every weeb, neet, incel neckbeard worldwide. That’s a lot of fast food for a lot of fat fucks.

 

[AnOminous]

Uhh... jeez. I'd fire this dude. That is not good PR for BK.

But he just got them those Good Boy Points customers.

Too bad they don't have tendies, just those shitty chicken fries things.

 

[Coleman Francis]

like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac.

Is it just me or is the Whopper smaller now than it used to be?