BUYING MYSELF EVERYTHING I WANT | SHOPPING SPREE!!!! - 06/14/19 -

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pecansandies

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In the latest series of "100 Days of Something But Not Really" our gorl decides to treat herself! Which is great because she, the poster child for discipline and self-control, rarely ever gives into her desires. Let's see how this pans out!
  • Shopping spree announced. Prediction: journals
  • she "sawl" pinksparkles do the same thing and was inspired
  • of COURSE our gorl is going on a shopping spree at "warrmort"
  • within the same sentence: "I NEVER go there anymore...I probably go there maybe once like every three months" Nice definition of "never" sis
  • YAASSSS come thru royalty-free techno as our gorl and necky roll up and roll thru warrmort!! FASHION! SPENDING! LUXURY! HOT CHEETOS! SHOTS OF HAWT WARRMORT MERCH AND SCENTED CANDLES! YOU WANNA BE HER BUT YOU COULD NEVER
  • more commentary on the lighting
  • grand total: $402.41
  • Becky got in on the haul too. I'm guessing we're about to see tees and caps meant for 14yr old boys
Haul List (some kind soul can screencap this I don't have the patience sorry):
  • big mug for soup (slop) eetin
  • family photo "album" (but it's actually a picture frame)
  • hat & cold pack (for Becky)
  • Greenies for Twinkie Storr
  • 3 popsockets
  • Burts Bees cucumber towelettes (for Becky) ...hey I use those...
  • womens multivitamins. They unfortunately look like tasty gummies so...they've probably all been eatin by now
  • Esse Nail polish because our gorl wants to start painting her nails
  • wax melt (for Becky)
  • finger/toenail clippers for when Becky clips our gorl's hooves
  • revlon matte lipstick
  • gold & allergy relief shower bombs (for becky) "you can actually use these in the shower"
  • more costume jewelry because the last haul of tacky shit wasn't enough apparently. "Super adorable dainty necklace. I think dainty necklaces look cute with chokers" SHE SAID DAINTY WITHOUT IRONY
  • again calls a picture frame a "photo album"
  • ANOTHER mug that she's "living" for. A disney princess mug.
  • "haunted hospital" on DVD
  • oven mitts (for becky)
  • more matte lipstick
  • paints (for becky and her super kyuuuute art)
  • corncob holders. Damn our gorl REALLY treated herself
  • more twinkie treets
  • spider skimmer (for becky)
  • restorative cream............sis.....I don't think wrinkles are your concern when you likely won't make it to see 40 I'M JUS SAYIN
  • "becky is a painteen machine lately" got her some craft glitter
  • "I've always wanted but I never bought because this is so stupid" ready for this? pink disposable forks and plates
  • another shit lipstick
  • 2-sided "scrubby" (for becky)
  • onion chopper
  • ANOTHER JOURNAL. Shock & awe
  • another shit lipstick
  • ANOTHER JOURNAL "these do not go wasted I promise"
  • makeup remover
  • aveeno shampoo & conditioner (for becky)
  • ANOTHER JOURNAL jfc I was JOKING that she was going to get journals
  • another shit lipstick
  • another DAINTY necklace
  • ANOTHER JOURNAL wtf
  • face wash (for becky)
  • 18mo planner "I nearly peed myself when I saw this" because someone who stays at home all day eating really needs to be organizing her days. Claims she's going to use it to schedule her videos. Sure sis.
  • another shit lipstick that looks just like all the others
  • new makeup case (probably the only thing I like from her haul tbh)
  • bodywash (for becky. OBVIOUSLY for becky)
  • a black towel (because she totally showers you guise) "hecka random"
  • another dainty necklace. "I love that dainty look" lmao she trollin
  • kitchen carpet
  • choker extensions. choker EXTENSIONS lmao "I've never had to use these before"
I can't believe I documented all that shit
 
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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

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It's videos like this (not just Hambers) but in general that make me want to kill myself, and the last thing Twinkie needs, like you Amber, is treats.

Also glad she took my advice about using Micellar Water, glad to know my voice counts in that piggy brain of hers.

At least her editing? skills...have...improved??
 
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