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    #521 Tanner Glass, Jan 31, 2019
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  1. No need to keep branches in the colonies open while the imperial center is burning down.

    Next target, hopefully.
     
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  2. [​IMG]
     
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  3. lol this is great
     
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  4. The last story they ever publish will be a listicle about how evil America is for re-electing Trump in 2020. There is one comment, it is DankWeed420 saying “lol faggot”.
     
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  5. Timcast vlog about the far lest tearing Buzzfeed.


    A Youtuber commenter posted that comment who was worth to quote.

     
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  6. The wokesters always bite the hand that feeds them, so of course they're going to bite the hand even harder when it stops feeding them.
     
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  7. >a bunch of clowns lose their clown jobs
    >"omg this is just like when the commie secret police massacred millions of dissenters!"

    the fucking nerve on these people
     
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  8. I hope everyone of them, in the process of interviewing for other jobs, gets told:

    "I hope you can code, because that's part of the job here."

    These layoffs are tickling my schadenfreude bone.
     
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  9. And there was much rejoicing!

    I can't wait for the fucking shit to start leaking out about the goings on there. You know there are going to be some pissed off ex-employees spilling the beans on the rapey trans women and such.

    "14 weird reasons why corrective transbian rape taught me to love the girldick"
     
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  10. Well, since they aren't going to be doing much of anything, they can be sent to the gulag for not working and being a pox on society!
     
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  11. And then, an old rich white guy in a suit comes down from his mansion, says "Nah," takes his money and goes home. It turns out that you aren't special. You were never special. You are indistinguishable from a million others just like you, with the exact same opinions, style, speech patterns, and quirks. You have made no impact on the world. You existed at the whim of some old white dude, the same man you railed against and whose time you claimed was over, and now, without him, you have nothing. He doesn't know you exist. He will never know, nor will he ever care. He may have his secretary write up a brief statement about how sorry he is about the situation, and how much he feels for those who will now be seeking new opportunities elsewhere. He will not read it. You are a written off investment. You didn't make his bank account larger, and now he will put his money elsewhere. In flying cars, perhaps, or robots. Somewhere where you will never get to touch it.

    The only way to get by now is to beg. You're too proud to call it begging, but it's what it is. Begging. You have created nothing of value, and no one will miss your contributions to the world when you stop. You refuse to let yourself think about the different choices you could have made, years ago, that could have prevented you from being in this position now. You are right. You are always right. How could you be wrong? It is the world that is unfair. It is everyone else that is the problem, not you. It has to be everyone else. It couldn't be you. The old man's money should be yours. You won't cry, damn it. You won't.

     
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  12. This is what happens when your entire operation spends years blowing through whatever runway you hoodwinked VCs into giving you with no plan on how to monetize "19 ways the patriarchy is why you can't afford that 4-bed condo with a river view (#13 will trigger you)". Rest in piss, you limousine leftist matchstick men. :drink:
     
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  13. This is so satisfying. They all thought they were part of the intelligentsia, but they were just another cog writing click-bait to make money for a company. So when the company hits hard times, they get fired because they're unnecessary and all they can do is kick and scream and blame everyone else.
     
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