"Lolcows are bizarre people/groups/events, that are on the Internet, and respond negatively to people in a funny way. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber that isn't a drama queen."
If you had bothered to contact staff about creating these topics we'd of directed you to the right place. I'm sorry you're so much of a dipshit you can't figure out the organization of an Internet forum.
Accomplice to murder, and very sensitive about it. Puts eggs in her hair and period blood in her weed plants. Chronic e-beggar, ex-homeless, melts down and threatens suicide daily