The following individual does not fit most of the lolcow qualities based on most of the kiwifarms.net users. However, it's noted that according to the kiwifarms.net, lolcows are bizarre people/groups/events, that are on the Internet, and respond negatively to people in a funny way. But there's also another category of a lolcow, which is a Careercow: One whose defining feature is a dedication to a line of work which they are bad at. And since this lolcow has delusions that try to protect his feelings, this will be on the Tumblr subforum.
So of course, most of you who have watched South Park will most likely know who is Caitlyn Jenner, since he's parodied very often on the most recent season:
Of course, you will be saying that "Well, he has appeared in just some shitty movies but he's alright for the rest of the career", that's perfectly fine and you won't be wrong in thinking that, but the rest of the part will start to get really creepy, so BUCKLE UP, BUCKEROOS:
Oh yeah, speaking of gender identity, perhaps it's worth a mention on Caitlyn's gender identity, since it's really hilarious:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/bruce-jenner-im-woman/story?id=30570350
“For all intents and purposes, I’m a woman. People look at me differently. They see you as this macho male, but my heart and my soul and everything that I do in life -- it is part of me. That female side is part of me. That’s who I am.”
Caitlyn started being a tranny ever since he was 8 or 9 years old, where he tried to put on his mom's or sister's dresses and he "felt good" in doing it. Later on, he crossdressed for years and took hormone replacement therapy but stopped due to his relationship with his third partner, Kris Kardashian.
However, here's the even funnier part: After coming out as a transgender, he decided to become an asexual, some Tumblr gender bullshit which doesn't exist:
“Sexuality was totally different than what my issues were. And I always felt heterosexual. I am not gay… as far as I know, I am heterosexual.”
“Let’s go with ‘asexual’ for now. I’m going to learn a lot in the next year.”
Caitlyn's gender identity even caused some huge controversy too, when Wheaties maker General Mills said that, "Bruce Jenner continues to be a respected member of Team Wheaties.", since one of the Wheaties boxes back in the day had Caitlyn on it. He was called out for misgendering Caitlyn since at that time Caitlyn identifies as a transexual and uses female pronouns.
With that being said, enjoy! “Let’s go with ‘asexual’ for now. I’m going to learn a lot in the next year.”
Caitlyn's gender identity even caused some huge controversy too, when Wheaties maker General Mills said that, "Bruce Jenner continues to be a respected member of Team Wheaties.", since one of the Wheaties boxes back in the day had Caitlyn on it. He was called out for misgendering Caitlyn since at that time Caitlyn identifies as a transexual and uses female pronouns.
Official Website: http://caitlynjenner.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/caitlyn_jenner
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CaitlynJenner
