Caleb Luna / chairbreaker - Proud fat-disabled-bipoc-neuroqueer-femme-workingclass-autistic-dancing-anticolonilaist-tejanx "academic" who is "envisioning fatter strategies toward freedom from a queer of color lens"

[Brussels Sprout]

They lack the mental capacity to rationalize or accept the shit happening to them is sometimes out of their control or it's their own doing so they instead pin the blame to the stars why they or other people are the way they are.

True, and even more simply is how the queer scene is filled with faux-witchy and spiritual mumbo jumbo to give them an artful air of sensitivity and other worldliness.

It's a big aesthetic larp right up there with gender special syndrome. One of them starts parroting it and the others follow suit because none of them have an original thought in their rainbow brains, as evidenced by this bois incomprehensible woke keyboard smashing. I honestly can't make heads or tails of any of his screeds, and I have a degree in faggotry also.

I'm glad we have a new brown, male(?) deathfat on the subforum. Diversity! Brown cows matter!

 

[Easy Peasy]

He and Eli Blodgett are my new favorite kweer prom king and kween

(And by favorite I mean I loathe them)

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

The more I learn about both ADHD and Autism, the more I understand the ways my neurodivergence was overlooked, and instead I was punished for being different; my fatness, coupled with my brownness, interpreted as the physical manifestation of this difference and weaponized against me as an individual failing.​

This statement is very telling. Caleb is a person who cannot handle ANY criticism, it is no wonder he has draped himself in the mindless rhetoric he regurgitates; the very things others criticize him for he has repurposed as a shield for his fragile ego, thanks to some convenient brainwashing.

 

[raritycat]

I remember a couple years back this guy wrote an article about how one of his hook-ups ran away in the morning because he was "ashamed of being attracted to a fat body" (instead of, you know, being too drunk to consent).

If I find a copy, I'll archive and link it.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

I think he wrote an article complaining conventionally attractive and fit white gays don't find him attractive, but that's kind of a dime a dozen now. Curious how his body 'broke' as a child but guessing weak bones from poor nutrition weren't able to support his mass. His skeleton is already deformed despite being mid-30s, and while it's a little hard to tell due to angles he seems to have the knock knees common to people who grow up obese.

 

[Anal birth]

That zoom conference is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Thankyou so much for uploading it OP. It sounds like one long Nick Mullen joke from Cumtown

 

[Carver]

That zoom conference is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Thankyou so much for uploading it OP. It sounds like one long Nick Mullen joke from Cumtown

I'm too lazy to write up a transcript but it's got some world-class word-salad, too. Worth watching a chunk in the middle for those of you who haven't

 

[Compulsory Games]

Why are all of these cows into astrology?

Because there's a popular idea among the woke that astrology, along with witchcraft and crystals and similar horseshit, is "women's/indigenous knowledge" that was suppressed by monotheistic religions/colonizers. While there's certainly a grain of truth to that, a lot of these people genuinely believe that it's all subjective and the only difference between wiccan moon magick and the Rig Veda or Christian theology is that the former refused to capitulate to the patriarchy or white supremacy. Basically, they think they're "reclaiming" something.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Because there's a popular idea among the woke that astrology, along with witchcraft and crystals and similar horseshit, is "women's/indigenous knowledge" that was suppressed by monotheistic religions/colonizers. While there's certainly a grain of truth to that, a lot of these people genuinely believe that it's all subjective and the only difference between wiccan moon magick and the Rig Veda or Christian theology is that the former refused to capitulate to the patriarchy or white supremacy. Basically, they think they're "reclaiming" something.

They also tend to be atheists too, which is hilarious.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I like how the face tattoo is so distorted by sagging fat, it looks like it has Bell's Palsy.

 

[Anal birth]

They also tend to be atheists too, which is hilarious.

You can't hold those beliefs and be an atheist. The majority of them claim to be spiritual which =/= atheist

 

[Decepticon Spy]

You can't hold those beliefs and be an atheist. The majority of them claim to be spiritual which =/= atheist

Ah yes, the spiritual but not religious argument. "I don't believe in God but I find that the stars are accurate telling other people's personality UwU."

 

[Anal birth]

Ah yes, the spiritual but not religious argument. "I don't believe in God but I find that the stars are accurate telling other people's personality UwU."

I don't think its even that deep. Most of them don't even mention atheism. If you're "spiritual" the furthest along the Dawkins scale you could possibly be is a 4. Either that or they would make the argument that the Universe is God or something along those lines which is just the most useless argument possible because there ceases to be a limit to what could be god. For example, by that logic, their burger is god whi.... Oh wait... I guess that's how they think.

 

[tasty humane burger]

I know a lot of spiritual people who go through routines etc but don't actually believe it properly. It's a bit like self care almost and moreso the ritual that gives them a sense of control over events. Lighting incense and playing with pretty crystals gets them in a good mindset and that helps a lot. And it's fun! Astrology can give them a blueprint on how they should react to events over the next little while. It's all bs, almost like when non religious people pray because actually *doing* something just kinda makes people feel comfortable.

However, this is clearly not the case with our cow who probably thinks he (fuck knows the actual pronouns idc this person is nuts) is in tune with the universe and can do magic spells but white fatphobic capaitalist mxn are stopping him getting results.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I don't know why but I am genuinely laughing at this woke fatso having tattooed the "white" version BLM -fist on his chest. Over his heart, nonetheless. Whist the word shameless is scribbled out right next to it. So many choices made here in regards to this tattoo. So many choices. None of them good.
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I think it's hilarious that he chose the English word "Shameless" over the more-fitting Spanish term, "Sin Verguenza" for that tatt. For someone who goes on so much about being a proud, brown Latinx, you'd think he would. But I guess that tattoo is there to signal to non-Spanish-speaking white people.

And speaking of Spanish, hijo didn't get la chancla near often enough as a kid.

He also does cow-crossovers with our very own Virgie Tovar
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Virgie looks so pleased to finally be in the company of someone even more physically repulsive than she is.

 

[Anal birth]

I know a lot of spiritual people who go through routines etc but don't actually believe it properly. It's a bit like self care almost and moreso the ritual that gives them a sense of control over events. Lighting incense and playing with pretty crystals gets them in a good mindset and that helps a lot. And it's fun! Astrology can give them a blueprint on how they should react to events over the next little while. It's all bs, almost like when non religious people pray because actually *doing* something just kinda makes people feel comfortable.

However, this is clearly not the case with our cow who probably thinks he (fuck knows the actual pronouns idc this person is nuts) is in tune with the universe and can do magic spells but white fatphobic capaitalist mxn are stopping him getting results.

Ultimately though, either they're """spiritual""" or atheist and pretending to be which makes them either an idiot or a narc looking for attention

If they're agnostic, sure. Its a bit more wishy-washy and based around uncertainty; but atheism is a positive belief that the current evidence points to a god or gods not existing.

On being atheist and spiritual:
https://youtu.be/snuQ6HaUlpw?t=320

 

[ratatat]

You're doing nothing but reinforcing my view that caring about dance is a massive waste of time for idiotic up-their-ass snobs, let alone doing a major in it.

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Spoiler: Dance sperg

There are lots and lots of different kinds of dance— ballet, modern, somatic movement, jazz… Of course, the career trajectory for a liberal or fine arts degree is not as straightforward as with a science degree, but you can still definitely do something with it. For example, a dance therapist is a type of therapist that would be incredibly helpful since it works with different parts of the brain (even more so than art therapy but along the same lines). Somatic movement therapy was used to help rehabilitate people disabled by polio.

Caleb (and that whole woke crew on Instagram) is so fucking annoying. It’s kind of unbelievable that he makes Virgie Tovar look somewhat normal.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I like how the face tattoo is so distorted by sagging fat, it looks like it has Bell's Palsy.

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Saitama, is that you?

 

[Carver]

Ultimately though, either they're """spiritual""" or atheist and pretending to be which makes them either an idiot or a narc looking for attention

If they're agnostic, sure. Its a bit more wishy-washy and based around uncertainty; but atheism is a positive belief that the current evidence points to a god or gods not existing.

On being atheist and spiritual:
https://youtu.be/snuQ6HaUlpw?t=320

No interest in building a cohesive world view, and all about pulling in various elements of spirituality because "it's all different approaches to the same thing".

 

[Carver]

lol more persecution complex. my friend, you're allowed at pride, you just wont get the love and adoration you so obviously deserve