#Calexit - Whiny liberals who want to secede because Trump won

[The Colonel]

The Calexit movement is a movement by Californians to secede from the United States and form its own country in response to Donald Trumps election. Never mind that they have no water and over 400 billion dollars worth of debt. But they have agriculture!
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[Null]

#MakeCaliforniaMexicoAgain

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

California seceding and the extreme SJWs moving to Canada... It would be a beautiful Christmas miracle. Maybe they can take the white supremacists with them, since they seem to like/obsess over them so much. It will help to give their oppressed lives meaning... And they could just leave the normal folk behind.

Sigh.

It's a nice thought.

 

[Lorento]

The Calexit movement is a movement by Californians to secede from the United States and form its own country in response to Donald Trumps election. Never mind that they have no water and over 400 billion dollars worth of debt. But they have agriculture!
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Lol this guy wants to starve America because he lost an election. What a mature individual.

 

[Xerxes IX]

California seceding and the extreme SJWs moving to Canada... It would be a beautiful Christmas miracle. Maybe they can take the white supremacists with them, since they seem to like/obsess over them so much. It will help to give their oppressed lives meaning... And they could just leave the normal folk behind.

Sigh.

It's a nice thought.

Relocate all the SJWs and white supremacists to California and just have it be a Thunderdome.

 

[GabeRegan]

Assuming they managed to actually secede without being destroyed by the United States Army and/or the Red areas of the state, their agriculture would be worthless once the government cuts off their out of state water and electricity supply.

 

[XYZpdq]

I suppose this should be appropriate to this thread:

The Last Chase
In the made-for-TV near future an authoritarian socialist government controls the remains of America, but out on the west coast is the libertarian paradise of the Free Nation Of California. Lee Majors tries to escape to California in a race car and the evil oppressive government sends Burgess Meredith in a jet plane to stop him.

 

[Xerxes IX]

The entire reason Texas can even think of secession is because it has its own power grid, too. And the people threatening secession won't be too happy because if they have no electricity they can't bitch on social media.

 

[The Colonel]

Holy shit, this is real too.
http://thesaltcollective.org/6936-2/
http://thegrio.com/2016/11/09/blaxit-trumps-election-black-exodus/

 

[Jaiman]

I saw this trending the other day. This is already one of the most interesting anti-Trump tantrums I've seen.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Holy shit, this is real too.
http://thesaltcollective.org/6936-2/
http://thegrio.com/2016/11/09/blaxit-trumps-election-black-exodus/

The troll, of course, is to crowdfund a fleet of ships for them and get it trending.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

The Calexit movement is a movement by Californians to secede from the United States and form its own country in response to Donald Trumps election. Never mind that they have no water and over 400 billion dollars worth of debt. But they have agriculture!
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This is just like whenever a Dem wins the office and Texans cry WE GON SECEDE. Only more pathetic.

Also, food production? lol, most Cali agriculture is sold locally. Ever been through the midwest? CORN FOR DAYS. And, how much does your retarded state government get for its budget from the feds?

Exactly. Sit down, shut up, and grow the fuck up.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I'm gonna borrow an image from the Trump Salt Thread. Hope you don't mind, @TheGreatCitracett

Pretty much sums it up. Cali leaving would cripple the left in America.

 

[SpongeBob Squarepants]

This is quite honestly the dumbest thing I heard of in an while.

 

[The Colonel]

I saw this trending the other day. This is already one of the most interesting anti-Trump tantrums I've seen.

Let's leave our federal funding, Obamacare, social security, medicare, welfare and military all behind. We'll form our own union! Wait, tax laws? Currency? Trade agreements? The fuck are those?!

Then the US Marine Corps shows up at their border.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Let's leave our federal funding, Obamacare, social security, medicare, welfare and military all behind. We'll form our own union! Wait, tax laws? Currency? Trade agreements? The fuck are those?!

Then the US Marine Corps shows up at their border.

Running a country is expensive!

Also:

You're not going no where, lol.

 

[ICametoLurk]

#MakeCaliforniaMexicoAgain

Pls God Pls.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I never thought posting a Tool song would be super on-topic, but there we go.

Arizona Bay indeed.

 

[Deadwaste]

#MakeCaliforniaMexicoAgain

the wall just got several hundred miles longer!

 

[The Colonel]

#MakeCaliforniaMexicoAgain

California secedes. Welcomes all the illegal immigrants. Drug cartels come in and take over.