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Disaster California is on Fire...AgainPotential Reptilian Plot?

Discussion in 'Articles & Happenings' started by Dirt McGirt, Dec 7, 2017 at 12:11 AM.

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    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/06/us/california-fires.html

    EDIT: I'll throw in an enjoyable little conspiracy I managed to stumble upon about these fires.

     
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    #1 Dirt McGirt, Dec 7, 2017 at 12:11 AM
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  2. Remember kids, deliberately giving someone AIDS in CA is only a misdemeanor.

    Anyone still in that state is too stupid to live anyway.
     
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  3. When is it not on fire?
     
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  4. My brother had to evacuate his place today, though it sounds like his area is probably safe after all, which is a relief.

    Despite what the article implies, it's not uncommon for southern California to get insanely strong and dry winds from Santa Ana around December. It usually doesn't result in tons of fires like this though.
     
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  5. They'll be too busy raving on Twitter and blaming the fires on Trump's climate change response to move anywhere less fire-scorned.

    At least the SJWs can feel joy in the knowledge that the forces of nature are apparently on their side:
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  6. Hell doth noteth liketh thine SJW turdlords, and shit.

    Hopefully they'll be able to get these fires under control soon, this is ridiculous.
     
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  7. The pictures of towns with the hills behind them completely engulfed in flames are incredibly pretty, and this fucks over Californians. Overall, a great day.
     
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  8. The cucks, the cucks, the cucks are on fire...
     
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  9. Apparently God's so angry with Murdoch, he decided to scorch the liberals who lived around him too.
     
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  10. These are the same people that claimed Texas and Florida people deserved to die in the hurricanes so
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  11. If a Californian dies, it technically doesn't count as someone dying, since they're just masses of ego so dense it manifested in a human form.
     
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  12. That's never going to happen tbh, and not because of policy. Southern California is temperate enough most of the time to have vast stretches of forests, unlike some other dry areas of the American Southwest. So when insanely dry weather comes in from adjacent deserts, it all becomes tinder, and an ember from some dumbass's cigarette can light it all up.

    This one time when I was a kid growing up in socal there was a massive fire in an area far from me, but the winds blew the smoke and ash right into my town. The ambient light was neon orange all day and it rained ash like snow. It was the most surreally beautiful thing I've ever seen, it felt like living on an alien planet.
     
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    #13 Yaoi Zowie, Dec 7, 2017 at 12:57 AM
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  13. No need to panic, it's just the blood moon bringing the vengeful spirits of the dead back thanks to Uncle Phil's ever increasing power.
     
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  14. Weirdly they think it's because of Trump and not because california legalized giving people aids without their knowledge.

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  15. Also, wildfires are part of the natural cycle, with a lot of plants being reliant on forest fires to occur. It’s just that people are idiots and build houses without taking that into account.
     
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  16. Keep burning commiefornia
     
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  17. I told you guys. California is a fucking giant Hellmouth.
     
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  18. I sorta feel bad for the people who aren't crazy batshit commies (or similar) trapped there, but then part of me also feels they should have taken the hint several dramatic wildfires ago. It seems like there's always a fire over there or something, and that's not counting the fact that California seems to get massive earthquakes once in a while too.
     
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  19. The key to living in California is to make sure you are surrounded by a concrete wasteland for miles in every direction
     
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