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World California state splitting proposal becomes eligible for ballot in NovemberState voters to decide this November

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  1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ers-decide-if-calf-should-3-states/697054002/

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  2. It sounds like the same stupid secession threats we hear every 4 years, but I can't blame rural Californians for wanting to be out from under LA's thumb.
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  3. THis comes up every few years and will never go anywhere. Let me know if it ever shows promise but you shoot your goo too early.
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  4. At the end of World War 2 California was split into two - North and South. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Lukewarm War.
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    Vrakks If you do not give into my demans.... TOO LATE!!!
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  5. Might be interesting, in light of California's water woes.
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  6. Northern California should give San Fran to regular California.
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    REGENDarySumanai Man of excellent taste

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  7. Why Would you do this? All this does is put the three largest cities into separate states in order to create 3 commie/SJW states voting democrat instead of just one. If they wanted to be fair, they could just take 90% of the coastline from north to south, to encompass San Francisco, LA, and San Diego and see to it that these 3 cancer-ridden liberal utopias get their own state, and leave the normies alone. Or they could just break the San Andreas fault, and slide that entire coastline into the ocean, whichever more speedily cleanses the left coast of SJW autocracy is OK with me.
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  8. Commifornia, Anarchifornia and Aidsfornia.
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  9. Any Californian split proposal that doesn't put Sacramento, the Bay Area, and greater Los Angeles into one cancer containment state is just a ruse by CA democrats to try and get more influence in the Senate. State division proposals that include even one liberal megaopolis just makes more purple/leaning blue states overall.

    Also the north coast is actually pretty awesome and I have more respect for hippies in Gualala than anyone on the Californian coast south of Marin.
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  10. I have a better idea, how about we split California physically off the rest of the continent so it can sink to the bottom of the ocean where it belongs
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    #11 Hux, Jun 13, 2018
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  11. I have to agree. This does look like a scheme to get four more senate seats out of that shithole.
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  12. It won't happen. The main financial area is Ag in Califo4nia, no matter what LA tries to say. Putting the main financial earner out of their reach in Northern .ca means the other split states will suffer. Also, LA gets most of their water from central California. There is talk of shutting that down if the state splits, and they won't let that happen.
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  13. The real question is, which one should we nuke first?
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  14. As said already we hear this same joke of a proposition every 4 years or so. Let me know when we have a movement for zero Californias.
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  15. People keep reporting this thread and some other dupes that have come up.

    I've updated the title because the only other thread I could find was from 9 months ago.

    The difference with now/this thread is that the proposal is actually eligible to be accepted for the ballot in November. I updated the title to say that.

    The previous thread from October 2017 is when it was the vote had begun collecting signatures to qualify for the ballot:

    It is now qualified.
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  16. Even in the unlikely event this becomes a reality, it won't accomplish much. In some ways it'll make things worse.
    All it would really do is make one new Blue State, Northern California, and one new somewhat Purple but more often then not Blue State, Southern California.
    Only way you'd get a Red State out of this is keeping the coast from LA County up to Humboldt County along with the entire Bay Area and Sacramento as California and making everything thing else it's own State.
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  17. Fucking do it, see how well it goes for you guys. Whatever part gets Silicon Valley would go bankrupt in five weeks.
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  18. I always joked that the not insane portion of the state should Cal-exit from LA.

    I never thought it would actually happen.
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  19. Too bad it's split up to be three insane portions instead of just one whole state.

    LA and LA County would control that entire area. Same goes for San Diego for theirs and the Bay Area for the north.

    It really is just a push to get more Dem seats.
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