(Call Quality Review) June 7th, Moleman Call to Null -

[c-no]

Moleborg continues his robotic rampage against common sense.

Moleman is like Chris in this: Despite having a call with someone who points out the problem in this and what not, the lol-cow goes against it. As it has been said, Moleman is a broken record and for that, he will continue his rampage against common sense.

 

[José Mourinho]

An incomplete summary of the first call. (up to 5:06) Please let me know if there's something if I went wrong: (and apologies for my godawful grammar)

- Null said that entire call is recorded by him for quality assurance purposes, and asked to Gabe why he came back. Molay replied by saying that the members are bullying him again.
- Gabe also complained about him being monitored, but Null replied that the info posted is public.
- Once again, Molay wants the members to know that what they are doing is WRONG. Null said that they are indeed knowing what they are doing and continuing the whole thing. Molay then claims that it is SADISM.
- Molay complains that the whole situation is happening behind his back. Null says that instead it is in front of his face. Molay replies that it is worse and Null advises him to just ignore it. Gaben said that the bullies are imposing this whole thing on him.
- Null then replied to Molay that the members are posting info on a forum that Molay does not need to visit and can't control over. Molay replies that the problem is what they are posting on the forum. Null replies again by saying that both him and Molay can't control the situation. Response from Molay: I WANT TO.
- Null replies that the only thing he could do to help Moleman is impede the members but it only causes them to relocate Molay info to another site or a domain (?), hence it isn't a permanent solution.
- Molay doesn't want them to have a domain, and wants them to understand that they could not do so anywhere to anyone ever, period. Null presents a scenario to Molay that if Null bans them and how would Molay stop them somewhere else. Molay said that they wouldn't and asks what other possible sites they would go to if they are kicked out.
- Null brings up n0chan as another solution. Response from Molay?: IT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN.
- Null then replies by saying that n0chan exists out of US Law. Response from Molay: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT US LAW, IT IS THE LAW PERIOD, THE LAW EVERYWHERE.
- Null said to Molay that he isn't Judge Dredd and that making fun of people isn't illegal. Molay then replies that the crimes against him are clearly wrong and not controversial. (He even compares it to abortion and gay marriage)
- Null brings up that people should have to talk about someone else and it's an important right. Molay then uses the "outright harassment" argument, which proved that they are bullies.

 

[WWWWolf]

9:12 - "I will NEVER accept that! ... I will (nenenenenenene)NEVER accept that!"

This is one of those moments that are almost impossible to properly transcribe, or to properly dramaticise in the epic plays in twenty years hence without some artistic licence.

 

[Smutley]

I've got nothing going on tonight - would anyone benefit from having these calls transcribed? I'm burned out on doing this for Jace vids and need a palette cleanser (so to speak).

 

[Null]

I've got nothing going on tonight - would anyone benefit from having these calls transcribed? I'm burned out on doing this for Jace vids and need a palette cleanser (so to speak).

Any transcriptions will probably end up in a wiki at some point.

 

[Stalin]

I can't believe that this happened, and that Moleman still can't understand anything.

 

[Venusaur]

Part 2

MP3 to Call

He followed up the first call within 10 minutes. I wanted to see how the first call received before posting it as well.

(BTW, if anyone can tell me what he says at 7:45, let me know. I didn't know how to react.)

I couldn't really make out...he seems to have just tripped over his words a lot. Also... I see Cat Party and Alan are on Mole's list now. After finishing the call the one thing that keeps standing out to me is how he seems to think there's some kind of universal law for "EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, EVER". I kinda hope he follows Null's advice and studies Law, he could be the Jack Thompson of bullying.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Moleman again thinking his "harassement" is illegal and that people should not be allowed to talk about him or else they are bullies.

Hey, Gabe, just in case you visit the forums again and see this thread, you do have the ability to stop the "harassment" you suffer: Turn off your computer. Stop attracting attention to yourself.

It works wonders.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

An incomplete summary of the first call. (up to 5:06) Please let me know if there's something if I went wrong: (and apologies for my godawful grammar)

A complete summary: Autism speaks, and it talks about the law.

 

[Smutley]

Spoiler: Call 1 - Part 1: Shut it down. Shut it all down!

Moleman: Hello? How are- ya- na- ?

Null: 'Ey, just so you know, this call may be recorded or monitored for quality assurance purposes. I have- what's that?

Moleman: Why would it be recorded?

Null: For quality assurance purposes. My question-*

Moleman: [interrupting] by who?

Null: is why... why do you come back? I don't... I don't understand-*

Moleman: [interrupting] Because they- They're continuing to bully me

Null: Yes. And they are continuing to bully you because you come back.

Moleman: Do You-you, you, you admit what they are doing is bullying?

Null: It doesn't matter what I think. My opinion in this is irrelevant. My question is: why do you come back? You realize what you do is directly responsible for what they do.

Moleman: [interrupting] Because they- they're continuing to talk about, like, talk bad about all- everything I post. They're MONITORING me.

Null: Yes. They are. Because you make- what you do is visible, and you do it where they can see you, and you do it consistently in an entertaining way. My question again is: why do you come back?

Moleman: Tuh again to tell them-imeanmake them- ow- make them understand that [huge inhale] bullying is WRONG. What they are doing is WRONG.

Null: They... understand that what they do hurts you and that is why they continue to do it. We've been over this.

Moleman: How can they- explain how that is not sadism?

Null: Say-... sadism? That doesn't matter. Uhh. [laughs]. It doesn't matter, I- I- if they get off on it that's their own thing. But...

Moleman: That's Sadism.

Null: It doesn't matter. I mean again, it doesn't matter what they get out of it. Uhh, heh, the only thing you should focus on is what you can do to help yourself, and you don't-... and you don't DO that. You just-*

Moleman: [interrupting] It's so hard when they keep doing this stuff behind my back.

Null: [exasperated laugh] It's not behind your back. It's right in front of your face. They're not hiding it.

Moleman: [Interrupting] Exactly! That's WORSE!

Null: Then ignore it. It's the only thing you can do.

Moleman: They- they impose it on me!

Null: Their imposition is posted on a forum you do not have to visit.

Moleman: The problem- the problem with the things they're saying is that they are being said, period.

Null: You can't control that. I can't control that.

Moleman: I WANT to.

Null: I KNOW you do. But again, we've been over this. There's not anything you can do. There's nothing I can do to help you with this.

Moleman: [Interrupting, muffled] there's stuff you can do, for sure.

Null: There's stuff I can do to maybe impede them, but all they will do is relocate. Heh, you know this isn't a permanent solution, which is why I haven't done it. Because right know, you know exactly where they are. It's in public. There's no... veil of secrecy here. It's just you see what they say and you choose to respond. And if I ban them, if I deleted everything, they would just relocate and do it there. And you would find them! And then you would be posting in their domain, where they will do things to you using the information that you provide by posting there.

Moleman: [Jumbled speech] ican'tunderstandhowthis... They... I don't want them to HAVE a domain. I want them to understand that... the things the-they are doing should not be done or said anywhere, ever, by anyone, period.

Null: So if I were to do something and kick them out of the board, what would you do to then stop them somewhere else.

Moleman: They wouldn't- well wher-wherever else they would go would not be as noticasdable as this board.

Null: n0chan is... relatively big. It's a medium sized image board compared to some. And they own it. So that's where they would go next to talk about you. And they would facilitate far better than the forum does because the forum has impositions that says "you can't do this", "you can't say that", "you can't act like this". We discourage certain things. They would ENcourage it.

Moleman: Oh was it, n0chan?

Null: Uh, yeah.

Moleman: Then they need to be shut down.

 

[Smutley]

Spoiler: Call 1 - Part 2: They're watching me Null, everywhere I go.

Null: [Incredulous laugh] They OWN it though. And not only do they own it, they own it on an off-site, or, off-shore... uh, server. Which means that it is outside of the US law. This is not only greater than

Moleman: But that's but thatnotthat [STRESS SIGH]. OKAY. What I'm TRYING to enforce is not the US law, it is THE LAW. PERIOD. Of over everywhere... everyone... EVER!

Null: You're not fuckin' Judge Dredd! You can't decide what is the law. And no, it's not, making fun of somebody is not against any law. It's not even against US law.

Moleman: [Talking over Null] Well I would- I'm saying is... the law should (?) ... in mock I es I (??) I-I... highly to something that's very obvious. I'm not, like, judging actual contented issues. Like the abortion or gay marriage, I'm not... judging controversial issues that have two sides. This is not something that has two sides [Null stress sighs]. It's CLEARLY wrong.

Null: Even if I were to agree with that, which I don't, because anybody should be allowed to talk about anybody else. That's a very important right to people. But even if I agreed with you...

Moleman: [Interrupting] True, but- True. No. If. If talk- (?)

Null: There's nothing you can do to enforce that.

Moleman: If talking about me was they were doing, that would be a different story. But they have... they have vandalized me, they have outright harassed me directly. That means- that proves that they are indeed bullies.

Null: It doesn't matter. This is- this is what you absolutely have to understand before you can develop as a person. You have to have understand it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how cruel they're being because they don't do anything you can reprimand them for. They are outside of your ability to control things.

Moleman: I- I will never accept that. Never.

Null: Then you will spend the rest of your life like, fucking Christian Weston Chandler has, just fighting this endless war against something that doesn't even fucking matter to begin with. You have imposed this on yourself. This is your own doing. And you can back out at any time and correct things, and there would be damage done, sure, but it would be better than dragging this shit out for the rest of your fucking life. Which appears to be what you want to do.

Moleman: I HAVE been addressing it, I have been telling them quite clearly that it needs to stop immediately.

Null: And they don't listen because they don't have to. And they like it.

Moleman: THEY DO HAVE TO!

Null: They don't.

Moleman: The issue we have is ME. I have the authority over ME.

Null: You don't. Not right now you don't. You can't decide what they say because that is not you. That is them. What they choose to say is their own thing. And you have no control over them or they.

Moleman: It's... not just the comments. They have- they have, uhm, stolen from my work. And made false claims. The opposite.

Null: Actually if you take somebody's work and you make fun of it, that's called a parody. And that's actual legal.

Moleman: NO. They have claimed that theirs is the original mine is the parody.

Null: They're still doing it to piss you off and it doesn't even matter. See...

Moleman: It-it-it-it's being done to piss me off, it's not being done for any legitimate reason other than- than antagonism. It is- it is for the purpose of antagonism. It is cruel.

Null: Even in the best case scenario where you can actually prove this, you can prove copyright infringement, the value of your work is zero and the lawsuit resulting from it would be frivolous and thrown out in court. Y-you you have no ability to reprimand them and you absolutely have to recognize this and move on.


[2 second of silence]


Null: See it doesn't matter how much work you spent on Nava-verse. The financial value of y-your franchise, or intellectual property, is zero monetarily. So even in a best case scenario where you get her to sit on like a defendant stand... the- there's no, there's no case. What are you going to do? You're gonna claim that she- that she stole your fucking... marker and crayon drawings? For- for what? For nothing! You have to realize that.

Moleman: For- aow- so-(???) Bullying! It's BULLYING!

Null: And there's NO CASE there! Nobody is going to listen to that.

Moleman: [Shrieking] Bullying is inherently a crime!

Null: In your mind. But not legally. No.

Moleman: [Shocked] That needs to change!

Null: Then... dedicate your life to studying law, and lobby for these things to be change. But don't sit here and fucking argue with people that you can't force to do anything frivolously ad naseum for fucking years! Th-that doesn't do shit.

Moleman: Ok I wan-I want to say something. I live my life by the principles of a world where fairness and morality mean fucking something.

Null: Well. Congratulations. You're an adult and you just figured out that the world doesn't give a shit. There- there is no... there is no sliver lining to this. Nobody cares. And you can't force them to care.

Moleman: It's not about them caring it's about them stopping the opposite of caring which is antagonism.

Null: [Exasperated] They care in the sense that... they can piss you off, and that's like their hobby. Kind of like-

Moleman: [Interrupting] That is sadism, that is antagonism, that is wrong!

Null: Like when I play video games, I play video games cause it makes me happy and it's a fun thing to do and there's a technique to it. When Willow sits down, she's like, I'm going to fucking piss Moleman off today. And it makes her happy and it's fun to her and there's a technique to it.

Moleman: [interrupting] THAT IS BULLYING!

Null: And you can't do anything about it.

Moleman: I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT! Okay. Stop trying to make me accept them because I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT. Period! I will KILLLL myself before I accept that. I'm sorry, I didn't mean ta- make that very clear.

Null: But it's like... I mean, th-that's your choice! Th-that is your choice. You have sat down and you thought, well there's nothing I can do, but at the same time I don't want to accept that there's nothing I can do, so I'm going to make as big a deal as possible. And that plays directly in to what she wants. And what they want. I mean, I-it's one of the most masochistic things I can imagine, you will not accept reality and you choose to do things that... that intentionally will come directly back at you.

Moleman: Um, it's intentional on their part.

Null: Yes. But it's also intentional on your part. You have to tango with them for it to be fun. If- if they were just harassing you for no reason, without any reciprocation, then it would be boring. And also really creepy, and they would get tired of it really fast. But no, this, this dichotomy with... with you know, the back and forth, that's what drives it. That's the engine behind it, and you sustain it.

Moleman: Ne three by sned as yer too by you- [autism ends] to decent people. lets- lets be, decent people need to know that this is happening and so they can, it can be known. That would satisfy me.

Null: Okay... so, again, I- I'm not gonna bother talking about morality or politics because it doesn't matter what I think. But if your actually going to take that- that point of view where you say "i'm going to make this in to law" or "I'm gonna get people to help me DO something about it"... that doesn't involve going on to websites where they have complete control over things and trying to force their hand. That will never work in your favor. There's a billion different things you could do to go about this, and none of them involve internet fights.

Moleman: [Choking back tears] Sir, it's just really hard for me to under- to accept that these are bad people and I can't do anything about it.

Null: Then again... do something about it, but wh- your technique of going on to places where they hold the reins over everything and trying to force- to argue with them-*

Moleman: [Interrupting] Well-on da [indecipherable] appeal to their reason, and decency. But they don't HAVE any of that.

Null: But.. the thing is, that their reason and decency are set aside for internet stuff. When they go- they might be the best people in the world but when they go online they go to see a shit show, they go to see a spectacle. And you provide that. You willingly provide that. Consistently. And that's why they stick around.

Moleman: They need to understand that the internet is not fundamentally different from real life. What happens on the internet is part of life. It's a big part of life for a lot of people.

Null: Yeah, and I know that because I work online. Uh, I make my entire livelihood off what I do on the internet. But at the same time I understand that when there is something that upsets me online, I can just go away. I can shut it off, and I can play a video game or... or go outside and fucking get something to drink.

Moleman: [Interrupting] That's what I've been trying to do for a long time at this point!

Null: Then why haven't you done it? You didn't do it today.

Moleman: [Stress sigh]. Let- letlet, like-what- what I've been telling them to stop I've been like, tend to do it very calmly and like, in the straightforward manner th-thats saying like I want to get away from this.

Null: And what did Judge do? What did Willow do every time you tried to be calm with her? She took screen caps of it, went to the forum and then posted it. That's what she wants.

Moleman: That's bullying!

Null: But that's what she wants! And you can't stop her from doing it.

Moleman: [Unintelligible] ever-present bullies!

Null: S-see... I mean, the thing is, you woke up today and said, "I'm going to go check on the forums." And then you saw what you knew was going to be there.

Moleman: No wait, actually, I DIDN'T. What happened was, one of the bullies posted something on my new video. That's what triggered this. I'm sure I would have found they were talking about my new video on the forums, so that they were still monitoring me as recently as muh-last night.

Null: Really... so this would be... in... this thread I imagine, that's the number 21, and let me get the comments real quick. I don't see the, uh, link. Did you delete it?

Moleman: I-I removed it. True- I did remove it. I removed it.

Null: Do you know who posted it?

Moleman: D'yeah, it was, eh, I'm pretty sure it was A'Nig.

Null: Okay. That makes sense. Uhm... well, again, Enig's just one of those people that doesn't affiliate with the forum. He just kind of posts there. So he's one of those people that would not be affected by a ban. So, even if I were to do something about him, it wouldn't... change anything. And, again, the people on the board, and I assure you they are not crazy, they are not evil, they just like talking about people who entertain them. And your-

Moleman: I know most of the people are not evil, I mean, I would call them jerks, but not evil like the bullies are.

Null: So, yeah, they just want to see a show. They want to see a show like reality TV.

Moleman: [Interrupting] I know, I understand- I understand... I can tolerate those other people what I don't tolerate is the kind of people who actually antagonize people, who actually they actually cause that kind of thing. It's- it's one thing to (????) that you did not cause, it's- it's another thing to take pleasure in someones suffering, a suffering that you caused.

 

[Smutley]

Spoiler: Call 1 - Part 3: Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Null: [Stress sigh] But... again, I mean, you could have not clicked on the link. Because you recognized the URL before you clicked on it, right?

Moleman: W-which URL?

Null: The one that Enig posted on the comments.

Moleman: N-no, what he did, was he said that... the video was against the law.

Null: [Suicidal laughter]

Moleman: That's what he said. That's...

Null: That's... that's not even mean, though! He's making a Judge Dredd joke.

Moleman: Well... ugh... he mentioned Megaworld.

Null: What's that?

Moleman: Which is the, like, fake name they use about the stupid company they have with their sick bastardization of my work.

Null: Yeah. And that's their, that's their little trollsona thing, like how, like are you familiar with Chris at all?

Moleman: A little bit.

Null: When, uhm, he drew Sonichu, which I'm sure your familiar with, it's a comic. And Alec... Benson Leary drew his own called Asperchu, which kind of poked fun at Sonichu. And that's what they're doing, they're just... like they're taking what you've done and they're making fun of it. And that's something that you can't do anything about. It's one of those things-*

Moleman: [Interrupts] Well thing is they're not JUST making fun of me, that's not the extent of what they are doing. They are claiming they're... okay, it contains personal attacks against my person directly. Like, it, it, mentions me, like, it says I'm a pe-, okay, a horrible monster. And that it uses, uhm, deviations from my image from the videos where I appeared live.

Null: And then they... Photoshopped it on the fat demon thing?

Moleman: Yeah! That- that's personal attacks.

Null: Yeah. And- and it's really mean, and it sucks that, you know, you had people doing this to you, but they are constantly encouraged by your reaction to it.

Moleman: ...I understand what you are saying. I understand where you're coming from. And I sympathize with that viewpoint, it's truly hard for me. It- it just goes against what I... want and believe.

Null: [Trying to interject] S- yeah, see, this is the really interesting point, because I know you understand and have digested everything that I've said. And you've known it before... before I've even said it, you understand these concepts. You just... you willingly choose... to think and act otherwise. It- it really is, to continue our 1984 reference, it is doublethink. You understand that these are the concrete rules which all people are re-restricted to, including you. But you choose-*

Moleman: [Interrupting] Wait-wait, waitwaitwaitiawhjahd- did you just mention concrete rules that everyone is subject to?

Null: Yes.

Moleman: Like that bullying is wrong?

Null: No. I don't. I-I mean what you are actually capable of. You KNOW what they are capable of, and what drives them, and how you can react or not react to... discourage them from continuing to do so, and you also understand that you have very limited capacity to undo what they have done. But, while simultaneously knowing and understanding everything I just mentioned, you also believe that DESERVE a way to undo it. And that one is the one that wins the arguments in your head. Like, you understand that there is not much you can do, and everything that you can do is passive. But you would rather believe that there is some active, you know, blitz kreig way of taking down content and there is just not.

Moleman: Fine... I- ok, listen, I get you. I know, I get you. I like to... I'd kind of like to go now. I- I'm not going to do anything else for the time being. I will, again, keep trying to not, to- to ignore this.

Null: And I think you will, cause last time we talked you calmed down for a bit. But when somebody throws it in your face you just... you get really worked. And, you know, number two in the doublethink wins. And, like I-I hate to sit here and try to reason with you like a kid, but... I mean at the same time it's just, I know you know what's best for you and you choose not to believe it.

Moleman: No- no it's really hard to practice and keep doing it (?) In the face of this continuing to want to harass me. And harassing me.

Null: And it seems to be a fundamental personality fault you have where you think that you have the ability to change everything to your liking, and in this case it just, it will never happen. You will never be able to influence what these people do, and even if you could it would be so impractical and not worth it that, I mean, you would have done better off by ignoring it in the first place.

Moleman: Well... that's what I would have done (?) and have for a long time. That's what I keep telling these people, I, that's what I mean to be telling them.

Null: [Resigned] Well. Again. You don't want to tell them at all, because even the little benign comments that you think were nothing and were you being reasonable. That all gets screen capped and posted and people find entertainment from it. So, even that is part of the problem.

Moleman: Then I will continue TRYING to do... what and everything else is telling me to do. Okay?

Null: That would be best.

Moleman: Okay BYE.

Null: Bye.

Moleman: Thank you. Thank you.

Null: No problem.

Moleman: Hopefully... not see you again.

Null: [Chuckle] Maybe.

 

[c-no]

Moleman again thinking his "harassement" is illegal and that people should not be allowed to talk about him or else they are bullies.

Hey, Gabe, just in case you visit the forums again and see this thread, you do have the ability to stop the "harassment" you suffer: Turn off your computer. Stop attracting attention to yourself.

It works wonders.

Moleman will never get off the internet. He sees this as a many-headed Hydra and himself as the Hercules that will try to slay it. From what we see, it's just a little man who wields a gun that is pointed at himself.

 

[LegoTugboat]

Null, how the hell did you stay sane when dealing with him?

 

[Arctic]

9:12 - "I will NEVER accept that! ... I will (nenenenenenene)NEVER accept that!"

This is one of those moments that are almost impossible to properly transcribe, or to properly dramaticise in the epic plays in twenty years hence without some artistic licence.

Just imagine: "Moleman: The Musical"

 

[Smutley]

Null, how the hell did you stay sane when dealing with him?

He didn't. Picking up the phone actually got Null possessed by an alien from the Nava dimension. His name? John Whorfin.

Damn you Buckaroo Moleman!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

An incomplete summary of the first call. (up to 5:06) Please let me know if there's something if I went wrong: (and apologies for my godawful grammar)

- Null said that entire call is recorded by him for quality assurance purposes, and asked to Gabe why he came back. Molay replied by saying that the members are bullying him again.
- Gabe also complained about him being monitored, but Null replied that the info posted is public.
- Once again, Molay wants the members to know that what they are doing is WRONG. Null said that they are indeed knowing what they are doing and continuing the whole thing. Molay then claims that it is SADISM.
- Molay complains that the whole situation is happening behind his back. Null says that instead it is in front of his face. Molay replies that it is worse and Null advises him to just ignore it. Gaben said that the bullies are imposing this whole thing on him.
- Null then replied to Molay that the members are posting info on a forum that Molay does not need to visit and can't control over. Molay replies that the problem is what they are posting on the forum. Null replies again by saying that both him and Molay can't control the situation. Response from Molay: I WANT TO.
- Null replies that the only thing he could do to help Moleman is impede the members but it only causes them to relocate Molay info to another site or a domain (?), hence it isn't a permanent solution.
- Molay doesn't want them to have a domain, and wants them to understand that they could not do so anywhere to anyone ever, period. Null presents a scenario to Molay that if Null bans them and how would Molay stop them somewhere else. Molay said that they wouldn't and asks what other possible sites they would go to if they are kicked out.
- Null brings up n0chan as another solution. Response from Molay?: IT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN.
- Null then replies by saying that n0chan exists out of US Law. Response from Molay: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT US LAW, IT IS THE LAW PERIOD, THE LAW EVERYWHERE.
- Null said to Molay that he isn't Judge Dredd and that making fun of people isn't illegal. Molay then replies that the crimes against him are clearly wrong and not controversial. (He even compares it to abortion and gay marriage)
- Null brings up that people should have to talk about someone else and it's an important right. Molay then uses the "outright harassment" argument, which proved that they are bullies.

Have to be honest I just kept coming back to "Gabe hates freedom of speech." Have we established Gabe the UnAmerican yet?

 

[c-no]

Have to be honest I just kept coming back to "Gabe hates freedom of speech." Have we established Gabe the UnAmerican yet?

Could this establish him as UnAmerican? It could along with wishing death upon politicians for MegaUpload being shut down.

 

[José Mourinho]

Could this of establish him as UnAmerican?
It could along with wishing death upon politicians for MegaUpload being shut down.

Or trying to change any law that doesn't like (see: YouTube copyright laws, First Amendment to some extent, pedophilia laws etc.)

 

[c-no]

Or trying to change any law that doesn't like (see: YouTube copyright laws, First Amendment to some extent, pedophilia laws etc.)

Changes First Amendment to protect himself from criticism, takes down YouTube copyright laws which could lead to many terrible videos, abolishes pedophilia laws which allows NAMBLA to pursue little boys. Would those be fitting in a way of describing how he might have them changed?