(Call Quality Review) June 7th, Moleman Call to Null -

[Uzumaki]

Man, it's like listening to the ABL calls.

I said that to my roommate the day the first call came out: this is like the Alec calls all over again. Which is great because that's my favorite piece of Christory. There's nothing quite like a conversation between a lolcow in complete idiot mode and their calm, reasonable straight-man.

 

[Taily Puff]

I accidentally left my window open while I played this call? Null's voice spontaneously knocked up every woman on my street.

True story.

 

[Null]

im not paying child support

 

[Jaimas]

This is a CWCki Forums call from Gabe. Please review and advise on quality.

MP3 of Call

The call is about Moleman's desire to see the subforum taken down and all bullies banned. I try to coach him on handling the issue.

Head's up: I don't know what the fuck is up with my mic but it creates some static and records my breathing really, really well. I'm also pacing around a lot which doesn't help at all.

Null, you are a fucking delight. Thank you for sharing this with us.

 

[DeckardBane]

*listens to it*
Are you sure this isn't Chris?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

*pokes head down the rabbit hole*

Must not go in. Must not go in......

 

[Null]

*pokes head down the rabbit hole*

Must not go in. Must not go in......

It's a bit late for that. Moleman appears to have at least internalized a teeny-tiny bit of what I had to say and took up some recreational activities IRL campus groups to get away from the Internet.