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Camille Rhea Garrison, otherwise known as "Cammy", is a 37 year old Febreze huffing hillbilly from Edmond, Oklahoma.
Cammy would have you believe that she is the victim of a severe cyberbowling campaign by our Hillbilly Ratking core, Misty Henry and that Misty forced her to commit suicide several times over.
Cammy is also the subject of some of Misty Henry's many blogs - Cammyisms (Archive) and Cammyisms Part 2 (Archive)
Along with her "gal pal" "Anna Miller", whom she saved from a murder attempt by a jealous ex boyfriend when she heroically sat at her bedside whilst she recovered, Cammy is fond of sock puppets and RPing as K-Pop idols, such a SNSD Members, f(x) members and Blackpink's Rose.
Cammy's Kpop Roleplaying, according to Misty. (Archive, Archive)
Now having "made up" with Misty, after speaking to Hillbilly Hydra fringer Melissa Zayas, Cammy supposedly extended the olive branch to Misty, to form a united front against Misty's sister - Heather Renae Ray. Aka "Demon Heather". What timing. How awfully convenient etc.
In Cammy's past, she has assumed a variety of aliases (Archive), but her idiotic MO has never changed ;
Pester the living fuck out of people, bombard them with childish insults and if that doesn't work - claim they are impersonating you whilst you sock puppet them
Not content with her mere sock collection, Cammy has in the past been involved in fandoms as far reaching as ;
Sammy22222273114: hey you stupid b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Good evening ^__^
CandlelightZebra: Having fun, yet?
Sammy22222273114: Oh yeah your mom is such a good ****
Sammy22222273114: I wanted to do you
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmhmmm That's nice
Sammy22222273114: but I can't with that pig **** up your fat ****
CandlelightZebra: That's true. I suppose it would make it difficult, hm?
Sammy22222273114: so tell me what's it like to be a stupid little **** that will soon be wiped from the earth?
CandlelightZebra: It's fun
Sammy22222273114: Ireally want to know what it's like to be you
CandlelightZebra: It's much better to be me, than you ^_^
CandlelightZebra: I don't spend my life being annoying ^_^
Sammy22222273114: Oh but you do!
Sammy22222273114: see no one on earth likes to share the planet with a sack of horse **** like you!
CandlelightZebra: Well, then, maybe you should dig a hole for yourself?
Sammy22222273114: you're too fat to bury
Sammy22222273114: you stupid little ****
CandlelightZebra: Yeah, I'm SO totally overweight. You might want to dig it 10 or 11 feet deep, just in case.
Sammy22222273114: Yeah well
Sammy22222273114: you suck you dumb cow
CandlelightZebra: Cows are cute <3
Sammy22222273114: Not you
CandlelightZebra: Then that would make me another animal, right?
Sammy22222273114: what would?
CandlelightZebra: If cows are cute, and I'm not cute, then I'm not a cow. What animal am I?
Then she shut up. She ran out of things to say!
Either that, or she's got a dictionary out, trying to think of an animal's name. XDXD
Edit!! More! It took her, like, 15 minutes to think of an animal
Sammy22222273114: a pig?
CandlelightZebra: Maybe... but they can be positively adorable
Sammy22222273114: no not like babe or wilber
CandlelightZebra: Real pigs are cute. <3 Haven't you ever seen a sow up close? Beautiful animals.
CandlelightZebra: Majestic even
Sammy22222273114: fat.
CandlelightZebra: And considered to be one of the most intelligent species alive.
Sammy22222273114: too fat.
CandlelightZebra: But still, very, very intelligent.
Sammy22222273114: my parents say you're all a bunch of dumb fat sows with no lives and nothing to do but hack then cry to cover it up
CandlelightZebra: Who cares what your parents think?
Sammy22222273114: my dad is actually wanting to sue every single person on the arena
Sammy22222273114: and their families
CandlelightZebra: That's nice. You can't sue someone unless they have a real reason, and real proof.
CandlelightZebra: Which...
CandlelightZebra: OH!
Sammy22222273114: he said he was tempted to wipe the hard drive out then say you did it
CandlelightZebra: You don't!
CandlelightZebra: That works. ^__^
Sammy22222273114: Oh we'll have proof you b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Go for it, buddy
CandlelightZebra: Seriously
Sammy22222273114: look you little slut
Sammy22222273114: you best watch your back
CandlelightZebra: ^__^ Hey, at least I can get something
Sammy22222273114: Yeah you'll get somthing
CandlelightZebra: I can't watch my back. I'm too fat, remember?
Sammy22222273114: you'll get a **** right up your fat @$$
CandlelightZebra: That's nice ^__^
Sammy22222273114: listen you stupid little whore
Sammy22222273114: you don't do what you're told you'll find yourself in a heep of ****
CandlelightZebra: I thought I -was- a heap of ****?
CandlelightZebra: So now I'm not?
Sammy22222273114: that too.
Sammy22222273114: listen you biatch
CandlelightZebra: But I can't be IN a heap of ****, if I myself am a piece of ****
Sammy22222273114: heres what you're going to do
CandlelightZebra: biatch? Whta kind of first grade term is that?
Sammy22222273114: you're going to give me everything i want when i want it the second i want it
CandlelightZebra: If that's what you say ^__^
CandlelightZebra: Friiiiiiiiend
Sammy22222273114: see
Sammy22222273114: you don't know **** about me my name where i live my phone number
Sammy22222273114: but i know tons about you
CandlelightZebra: Okay, Samantha.
CandlelightZebra: I don't want your phone number. What would I use it for?
CandlelightZebra: Hmmm
CandlelightZebra: If you know a lot about me, why don't you tell me where I live, my SS#, my phone number, and my street address?
Sammy22222273114: oh why ruin my fun makeing you squirm
CandlelightZebra: Actually, to tell you the truth, I was surprised that it took you this long to get to me. ^__^
CandlelightZebra: I even had my AIM name up there, waiting for you
CandlelightZebra: But DAMN, it took quite a long time!
Sammy22222273114: Yeah too bad I gotta sacrifies alot of people to teach you little sh*ts a lesson
Sammy22222273114: you don't **** with me
CandlelightZebra: But see, you don't understand. Ruining your fun-making is fun for me. It's a dog-eat-dog world, as they say.
Sammy22222273114: I'll rip your head off
CandlelightZebra: Rawr
Sammy22222273114: this is what you get for stealing all my ponies and hacking me
CandlelightZebra: If you rip my head off, be sure to hang it over the doorway of the White House
CandlelightZebra: Riiiight. Okay.
CandlelightZebra: Yeah
CandlelightZebra: I totally have millions of ponies.
CandlelightZebra: Especially G1s
Sammy22222273114: all of which you stole from me
CandlelightZebra: Mmmhmmm...
Sammy22222273114: I bet you don't have **** I bet your ponyless and retarded
Sammy22222273114: what do i mean bet i know you are
Sammy22222273114: I can see you
CandlelightZebra: *waves cheerfully* =D
CandlelightZebra: But if I stole all your ponies, how could I be pony-less?
CandlelightZebra: Gosh, you're so contradictory!
Sammy22222273114: better then what you are
CandlelightZebra: That may very well be true.
And, once again, bordering on...what? 16 minutes now since she's last replied. Just my luck, she's hacking into my computer or something. Oh well. ^^ She's totally at a loss for words. I'm such a sarcastic jerk. =D
And, 18 minutes later...more!!
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Yay! It's about time. You took nearly 18 minutes to think of one word?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: biatch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Good job!
CandlelightZebra: Or rather
CandlelightZebra: Good show, Watson!
Sammy22222273114: biatch
CandlelightZebra: I know I am. =D
Sammy22222273114: biatch
CandlelightZebra: *nod nod*
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: (Here, she copy/pasted B*tch about 1000 times, literally. Over and over and over. @_@)
CandlelightZebra: Damn, girl. is that the only word you know?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Can you say any other words?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Like, goo-goo, ga-ga?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: You sound like you need a hug....
(SHE REPEATS THAT (b*tch copy/pasting) ABOUT A HUNDRED MORE TIMES)
CandlelightZebra: Congratulations on finding the copy and paste buttons! *claps enthusiastically*
(SHE PROCEEDS TO COPY AND PASTE FOR FIVE MINUTES!)
CandlelightZebra: Yep, I'm a sexy b*tch, too.
Sammy22222273114: sexy?
CandlelightZebra: That would be me
Sammy22222273114: sexy?
CandlelightZebra: Awwww, did my new pet learn another word?
CandlelightZebra: How cute!!
Sammy22222273114: sexy?
Sammy22222273114: wats sexy?
CandlelightZebra: Being attractive to a potential/current lover. <3 Which is definitely me.
Sammy22222273114: oh me too
CandlelightZebra: That's good to know ^_^
Sammy22222273114: i love my mommy
CandlelightZebra: The world would be dead without...love.
Sammy22222273114: i love my mommy
Sammy22222273114: so i'm sexy cause i love my mommy and my daddy
CandlelightZebra: Awhhhhh!!!! You learned new words!!
CandlelightZebra: If that's what you want to be ^__^
10 minutes later...---
Sammy22222273114: ****head
Sammy22222273114: you're a ****head
CandlelightZebra: Awwwhhhhh another new word!
CandlelightZebra: <3<3<3
Sammy22222273114: ****** cat tickling me
CandlelightZebra: You're learning so fast!!
Sammy22222273114: i hate to be tickled you ******* kitty
CandlelightZebra: Poor kitty, ya know, I think you need to laugh once in awhile. Maybe clear the phleghm out of your throat. =D
(Insert about a thousand more copy/pastings of the b-word)
Sammy22222273114: that ain't phleghm you fucking @$$
Sammy22222273114: thats your mommas ***!
Sammy22222273114: and i can't take being tickled
CandlelightZebra: Ya know, I'm disappointed. I would have expected more than 'b*tch' from someone like you. *sighs sadly*
Sammy22222273114: my body is too sensitive!
Sammy22222273114: You didn't come from me
CandlelightZebra: Then maybe typing hurts your fingers too much
Sammy22222273114: you cane from your stupid **** mom
CandlelightZebra: Yes, i know that ^__^
Sammy22222273114: nah you ******* ****
Sammy22222273114: typing is fine
Sammy22222273114: you being a stupid little b*tch isn't
CandlelightZebra: That's good to hear, then.
Sammy22222273114: you ******* ******
CandlelightZebra: That you can still type, I mean
CandlelightZebra: *gasp* A racist term? That's awful. Considering I'm mostly German.
Sammy22222273114: I thought you were candlelightzebra
CandlelightZebra: Uhmmm, yes, that is a ...*gasp*
CandlelightZebra: SCREEN NAME!!
CandlelightZebra: Oh my gosh!
CandlelightZebra: Who ever would have thought of that?!
Sammy22222273114: no it's yours
Sammy22222273114: CandlelightZebra (6:05:35 PM): Who ever would have thought of that?!
CandlelightZebra: That's right, hun, it's my screen name.
Sammy22222273114: see?
Sammy22222273114: screens can't type ******* ****
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmmm that's a slightly-valid point.
CandlelightZebra: However
CandlelightZebra: You can type on a touch screen
Sammy22222273114: ?
Sammy22222273114: you ******* ****
CandlelightZebra: That's lovely.
CandlelightZebra: You know, at least I'm useful for something then, hmmm?
Sammy22222273114: Nah you ain't useful
Sammy22222273114: unless somone wants a fat ******* **** to **** on
Sammy22222273114: I'm way better then you
Sammy22222273114: and i have more of a life
Sammy22222273114: I'm rich
Sammy22222273114: If I want Ican scam somone then say I'm you!
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmhmmmm you're oh-so-totally rich, that you're not out driving a sports car, or shopping. Instead, you're sitting on your ass in front of a computer.
Sammy22222273114: I'm not sitting on you
Sammy22222273114: and what's a computer
CandlelightZebra: I'm a ass, now, huh?
CandlelightZebra: Thank you!
Sammy22222273114: what's a computer?
CandlelightZebra: Your life
Sammy22222273114: ?
Sammy22222273114: I'm a computer?
CandlelightZebra: your existance
Sammy22222273114: funny
CandlelightZebra: All that you (obviously) care about
CandlelightZebra: I know
CandlelightZebra: Ain't it hilarious?
Sammy22222273114: I don't only care about me
Sammy22222273114: i care about my mommy and daddy and family and friends
CandlelightZebra: Awwwwwwhhhhh how sweet <3
Sammy22222273114: all you care about is licking the **** off your ass then spitting it out and blaming somone else
Sammy22222273114: thats all you do all day
CandlelightZebra: Perhaps it is.
Sammy22222273114: unless it's your day to work down at the corner
Sammy22222273114: you're just a ******* useless b*tch
CandlelightZebra: I work at the corner every day!
Sammy22222273114: I have a better job
Sammy22222273114: I'msorry
Sammy22222273114: but I'm wanted you're not
CandlelightZebra: Someone as sexy as I am gets paid pretty well, you know
Sammy22222273114: I get payed 700 bucks a hour
Sammy22222273114: all I gotta do is keep trash like you from getting too near human beings
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmhmmmm
CandlelightZebra: Then you must be pretty damn rich!
CandlelightZebra: So
CandlelightZebra: Tell me
CandlelightZebra: Why are you talking to me if you have 700 dollars to throw away?
CandlelightZebra: Go buy yourself a man for the night.
Sammy22222273114: You don't throw away money you stupid ****
Sammy22222273114: You throw trash away
CandlelightZebra: Right
Sammy22222273114: which is what you are . you're trash
CandlelightZebra: So jump in that dumpster over there
CandlelightZebra: Go on
CandlelightZebra: Don't be shy
Sammy22222273114: why would i jump into your home?
CandlelightZebra: Because you obviously love me, or you wouldn't talk to me so much!
Sammy22222273114: excuse your ****** ass
Sammy22222273114: but why would I buy what i can have for free
CandlelightZebra: Money doesn't buy you everything, that's for sure. <3
Sammy22222273114: true
Sammy22222273114: if it did you wouldn't be on you'd be in a cage with the other fat apes
CandlelightZebra: Aww, but apes are still superior in intelligence than you. I'd love to have their company
Sammy22222273114: Nah i think i'm smarter then everyone in the world
CandlelightZebra: If that's so, then why aren't you the head of Windows, Inc?
Sammy22222273114: Onewindows are just glass
Sammy22222273114: two I don't think ink would go on them well
Sammy22222273114: and ink is i-n-k not i-n-c moron
CandlelightZebra: Incorporated, dearie. Windows, Incorporated. As in a C-O-M-P-A-N-Y
CandlelightZebra: Cause you're certainly no Bill Gates.
Sammy22222273114: ofcorse not
Sammy22222273114: whywould i be my own daddy?
Sammy22222273114: I'm no shemale like you are
CandlelightZebra: You're dreamin' hunny
Sammy22222273114: No I know i'm not
CandlelightZebra: But, being a shemale, I have a lot more capabilities than you.
Sammy22222273114: Nah I'm way better then you
Sammy22222273114: you can't even take your head out of your ass
CandlelightZebra: Yep
CandlelightZebra: Cause I'm too fat to move
Sammy22222273114: I'm way better then you
CandlelightZebra: And if you're better, why don't you...do something with your life.
Sammy22222273114: I do
Sammy22222273114: I can;'t save the world though
Sammy22222273114: Your time to be kicked into the gutter where you belong will come
CandlelightZebra: Oh...well, using your superior intelligence, you should find a cure for cancer.
CandlelightZebra: Yep, that's right
CandlelightZebra: I'll die eventually
Sammy22222273114: Oh that's easy
Sammy22222273114: a cure for cancer is you killing yourself
Sammy22222273114: no you no cancer
CandlelightZebra: Unfortunately, I'm not on a one-way trip to hell just yet.
CandlelightZebra: So, no suicide
CandlelightZebra:
CandlelightZebra: i hate to disappoint you though, ya know? Being my new pet and all. I can't die and leave you all homeless and helpless and such
Sammy22222273114: i'm far from helpless
Sammy22222273114: with a simple order i could have your name dragged through the mud and ruin you
CandlelightZebra: That's good to hear ^__^ I wouldn't want you to get hit with a bus or anything
Sammy22222273114: Nah with you around i've learned to watch out for fat objects
CandlelightZebra: But see, a bus is metal... no flesh involved. Thus rendering the word 'fat' incorrect terminology.
CandlelightZebra: However, in the common language "Stupid", it's used consistently.
Sammy22222273114: yes you are stupid
Sammy22222273114: i agree
CandlelightZebra: Yesh, I ish a baka
CandlelightZebra: Thank You! <3<3<3
CandlelightZebra: You're such a sweetpea
CandlelightZebra: Good evening ^__^
CandlelightZebra: Having fun, yet?
Sammy22222273114: Oh yeah your mom is such a good ****
Sammy22222273114: I wanted to do you
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmhmmm That's nice
Sammy22222273114: but I can't with that pig **** up your fat ****
CandlelightZebra: That's true. I suppose it would make it difficult, hm?
Sammy22222273114: so tell me what's it like to be a stupid little **** that will soon be wiped from the earth?
CandlelightZebra: It's fun
Sammy22222273114: Ireally want to know what it's like to be you
CandlelightZebra: It's much better to be me, than you ^_^
CandlelightZebra: I don't spend my life being annoying ^_^
Sammy22222273114: Oh but you do!
Sammy22222273114: see no one on earth likes to share the planet with a sack of horse **** like you!
CandlelightZebra: Well, then, maybe you should dig a hole for yourself?
Sammy22222273114: you're too fat to bury
Sammy22222273114: you stupid little ****
CandlelightZebra: Yeah, I'm SO totally overweight. You might want to dig it 10 or 11 feet deep, just in case.
Sammy22222273114: Yeah well
Sammy22222273114: you suck you dumb cow
CandlelightZebra: Cows are cute <3
Sammy22222273114: Not you
CandlelightZebra: Then that would make me another animal, right?
Sammy22222273114: what would?
CandlelightZebra: If cows are cute, and I'm not cute, then I'm not a cow. What animal am I?
Then she shut up. She ran out of things to say!
Edit!! More! It took her, like, 15 minutes to think of an animal
Sammy22222273114: a pig?
CandlelightZebra: Maybe... but they can be positively adorable
Sammy22222273114: no not like babe or wilber
CandlelightZebra: Real pigs are cute. <3 Haven't you ever seen a sow up close? Beautiful animals.
CandlelightZebra: Majestic even
Sammy22222273114: fat.
CandlelightZebra: And considered to be one of the most intelligent species alive.
Sammy22222273114: too fat.
CandlelightZebra: But still, very, very intelligent.
Sammy22222273114: my parents say you're all a bunch of dumb fat sows with no lives and nothing to do but hack then cry to cover it up
CandlelightZebra: Who cares what your parents think?
Sammy22222273114: my dad is actually wanting to sue every single person on the arena
Sammy22222273114: and their families
CandlelightZebra: That's nice. You can't sue someone unless they have a real reason, and real proof.
CandlelightZebra: Which...
CandlelightZebra: OH!
Sammy22222273114: he said he was tempted to wipe the hard drive out then say you did it
CandlelightZebra: You don't!
CandlelightZebra: That works. ^__^
Sammy22222273114: Oh we'll have proof you b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Go for it, buddy
CandlelightZebra: Seriously
Sammy22222273114: look you little slut
Sammy22222273114: you best watch your back
CandlelightZebra: ^__^ Hey, at least I can get something
Sammy22222273114: Yeah you'll get somthing
CandlelightZebra: I can't watch my back. I'm too fat, remember?
Sammy22222273114: you'll get a **** right up your fat @$$
CandlelightZebra: That's nice ^__^
Sammy22222273114: listen you stupid little whore
Sammy22222273114: you don't do what you're told you'll find yourself in a heep of ****
CandlelightZebra: I thought I -was- a heap of ****?
CandlelightZebra: So now I'm not?
Sammy22222273114: that too.
Sammy22222273114: listen you biatch
CandlelightZebra: But I can't be IN a heap of ****, if I myself am a piece of ****
Sammy22222273114: heres what you're going to do
CandlelightZebra: biatch? Whta kind of first grade term is that?
Sammy22222273114: you're going to give me everything i want when i want it the second i want it
CandlelightZebra: If that's what you say ^__^
CandlelightZebra: Friiiiiiiiend
Sammy22222273114: see
Sammy22222273114: you don't know **** about me my name where i live my phone number
Sammy22222273114: but i know tons about you
CandlelightZebra: Okay, Samantha.
CandlelightZebra: I don't want your phone number. What would I use it for?
CandlelightZebra: Hmmm
CandlelightZebra: If you know a lot about me, why don't you tell me where I live, my SS#, my phone number, and my street address?
Sammy22222273114: oh why ruin my fun makeing you squirm
CandlelightZebra: Actually, to tell you the truth, I was surprised that it took you this long to get to me. ^__^
CandlelightZebra: I even had my AIM name up there, waiting for you
CandlelightZebra: But DAMN, it took quite a long time!
Sammy22222273114: Yeah too bad I gotta sacrifies alot of people to teach you little sh*ts a lesson
Sammy22222273114: you don't **** with me
CandlelightZebra: But see, you don't understand. Ruining your fun-making is fun for me. It's a dog-eat-dog world, as they say.
Sammy22222273114: I'll rip your head off
CandlelightZebra: Rawr
Sammy22222273114: this is what you get for stealing all my ponies and hacking me
CandlelightZebra: If you rip my head off, be sure to hang it over the doorway of the White House
CandlelightZebra: Riiiight. Okay.
CandlelightZebra: Yeah
CandlelightZebra: I totally have millions of ponies.
CandlelightZebra: Especially G1s
Sammy22222273114: all of which you stole from me
CandlelightZebra: Mmmhmmm...
Sammy22222273114: I bet you don't have **** I bet your ponyless and retarded
Sammy22222273114: what do i mean bet i know you are
Sammy22222273114: I can see you
CandlelightZebra: *waves cheerfully* =D
CandlelightZebra: But if I stole all your ponies, how could I be pony-less?
CandlelightZebra: Gosh, you're so contradictory!
Sammy22222273114: better then what you are
CandlelightZebra: That may very well be true.
And, once again, bordering on...what? 16 minutes now since she's last replied. Just my luck, she's hacking into my computer or something. Oh well. ^^ She's totally at a loss for words. I'm such a sarcastic jerk. =D
And, 18 minutes later...more!!
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Yay! It's about time. You took nearly 18 minutes to think of one word?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: biatch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Good job!
CandlelightZebra: Or rather
CandlelightZebra: Good show, Watson!
Sammy22222273114: biatch
CandlelightZebra: I know I am. =D
Sammy22222273114: biatch
CandlelightZebra: *nod nod*
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
Sammy22222273114: (Here, she copy/pasted B*tch about 1000 times, literally. Over and over and over. @_@)
CandlelightZebra: Damn, girl. is that the only word you know?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Can you say any other words?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: Like, goo-goo, ga-ga?
Sammy22222273114: b*tch
CandlelightZebra: You sound like you need a hug....
(SHE REPEATS THAT (b*tch copy/pasting) ABOUT A HUNDRED MORE TIMES)
CandlelightZebra: Congratulations on finding the copy and paste buttons! *claps enthusiastically*
(SHE PROCEEDS TO COPY AND PASTE FOR FIVE MINUTES!)
CandlelightZebra: Yep, I'm a sexy b*tch, too.
Sammy22222273114: sexy?
CandlelightZebra: That would be me
Sammy22222273114: sexy?
CandlelightZebra: Awwww, did my new pet learn another word?
CandlelightZebra: How cute!!
Sammy22222273114: sexy?
Sammy22222273114: wats sexy?
CandlelightZebra: Being attractive to a potential/current lover. <3 Which is definitely me.
Sammy22222273114: oh me too
CandlelightZebra: That's good to know ^_^
Sammy22222273114: i love my mommy
CandlelightZebra: The world would be dead without...love.
Sammy22222273114: i love my mommy
Sammy22222273114: so i'm sexy cause i love my mommy and my daddy
CandlelightZebra: Awhhhhh!!!! You learned new words!!
CandlelightZebra: If that's what you want to be ^__^
10 minutes later...---
Sammy22222273114: ****head
Sammy22222273114: you're a ****head
CandlelightZebra: Awwwhhhhh another new word!
CandlelightZebra: <3<3<3
Sammy22222273114: ****** cat tickling me
CandlelightZebra: You're learning so fast!!
Sammy22222273114: i hate to be tickled you ******* kitty
CandlelightZebra: Poor kitty, ya know, I think you need to laugh once in awhile. Maybe clear the phleghm out of your throat. =D
(Insert about a thousand more copy/pastings of the b-word)
Sammy22222273114: that ain't phleghm you fucking @$$
Sammy22222273114: thats your mommas ***!
Sammy22222273114: and i can't take being tickled
CandlelightZebra: Ya know, I'm disappointed. I would have expected more than 'b*tch' from someone like you. *sighs sadly*
Sammy22222273114: my body is too sensitive!
Sammy22222273114: You didn't come from me
CandlelightZebra: Then maybe typing hurts your fingers too much
Sammy22222273114: you cane from your stupid **** mom
CandlelightZebra: Yes, i know that ^__^
Sammy22222273114: nah you ******* ****
Sammy22222273114: typing is fine
Sammy22222273114: you being a stupid little b*tch isn't
CandlelightZebra: That's good to hear, then.
Sammy22222273114: you ******* ******
CandlelightZebra: That you can still type, I mean
CandlelightZebra: *gasp* A racist term? That's awful. Considering I'm mostly German.
Sammy22222273114: I thought you were candlelightzebra
CandlelightZebra: Uhmmm, yes, that is a ...*gasp*
CandlelightZebra: SCREEN NAME!!
CandlelightZebra: Oh my gosh!
CandlelightZebra: Who ever would have thought of that?!
Sammy22222273114: no it's yours
Sammy22222273114: CandlelightZebra (6:05:35 PM): Who ever would have thought of that?!
CandlelightZebra: That's right, hun, it's my screen name.
Sammy22222273114: see?
Sammy22222273114: screens can't type ******* ****
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmmm that's a slightly-valid point.
CandlelightZebra: However
CandlelightZebra: You can type on a touch screen
Sammy22222273114: ?
Sammy22222273114: you ******* ****
CandlelightZebra: That's lovely.
CandlelightZebra: You know, at least I'm useful for something then, hmmm?
Sammy22222273114: Nah you ain't useful
Sammy22222273114: unless somone wants a fat ******* **** to **** on
Sammy22222273114: I'm way better then you
Sammy22222273114: and i have more of a life
Sammy22222273114: I'm rich
Sammy22222273114: If I want Ican scam somone then say I'm you!
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmhmmmm you're oh-so-totally rich, that you're not out driving a sports car, or shopping. Instead, you're sitting on your ass in front of a computer.
Sammy22222273114: I'm not sitting on you
Sammy22222273114: and what's a computer
CandlelightZebra: I'm a ass, now, huh?
CandlelightZebra: Thank you!
Sammy22222273114: what's a computer?
CandlelightZebra: Your life
Sammy22222273114: ?
Sammy22222273114: I'm a computer?
CandlelightZebra: your existance
Sammy22222273114: funny
CandlelightZebra: All that you (obviously) care about
CandlelightZebra: I know
CandlelightZebra: Ain't it hilarious?
Sammy22222273114: I don't only care about me
Sammy22222273114: i care about my mommy and daddy and family and friends
CandlelightZebra: Awwwwwwhhhhh how sweet <3
Sammy22222273114: all you care about is licking the **** off your ass then spitting it out and blaming somone else
Sammy22222273114: thats all you do all day
CandlelightZebra: Perhaps it is.
Sammy22222273114: unless it's your day to work down at the corner
Sammy22222273114: you're just a ******* useless b*tch
CandlelightZebra: I work at the corner every day!
Sammy22222273114: I have a better job
Sammy22222273114: I'msorry
Sammy22222273114: but I'm wanted you're not
CandlelightZebra: Someone as sexy as I am gets paid pretty well, you know
Sammy22222273114: I get payed 700 bucks a hour
Sammy22222273114: all I gotta do is keep trash like you from getting too near human beings
CandlelightZebra: Mmmmhmmmm
CandlelightZebra: Then you must be pretty damn rich!
CandlelightZebra: So
CandlelightZebra: Tell me
CandlelightZebra: Why are you talking to me if you have 700 dollars to throw away?
CandlelightZebra: Go buy yourself a man for the night.
Sammy22222273114: You don't throw away money you stupid ****
Sammy22222273114: You throw trash away
CandlelightZebra: Right
Sammy22222273114: which is what you are . you're trash
CandlelightZebra: So jump in that dumpster over there
CandlelightZebra: Go on
CandlelightZebra: Don't be shy
Sammy22222273114: why would i jump into your home?
CandlelightZebra: Because you obviously love me, or you wouldn't talk to me so much!
Sammy22222273114: excuse your ****** ass
Sammy22222273114: but why would I buy what i can have for free
CandlelightZebra: Money doesn't buy you everything, that's for sure. <3
Sammy22222273114: true
Sammy22222273114: if it did you wouldn't be on you'd be in a cage with the other fat apes
CandlelightZebra: Aww, but apes are still superior in intelligence than you. I'd love to have their company
Sammy22222273114: Nah i think i'm smarter then everyone in the world
CandlelightZebra: If that's so, then why aren't you the head of Windows, Inc?
Sammy22222273114: Onewindows are just glass
Sammy22222273114: two I don't think ink would go on them well
Sammy22222273114: and ink is i-n-k not i-n-c moron
CandlelightZebra: Incorporated, dearie. Windows, Incorporated. As in a C-O-M-P-A-N-Y
CandlelightZebra: Cause you're certainly no Bill Gates.
Sammy22222273114: ofcorse not
Sammy22222273114: whywould i be my own daddy?
Sammy22222273114: I'm no shemale like you are
CandlelightZebra: You're dreamin' hunny
Sammy22222273114: No I know i'm not
CandlelightZebra: But, being a shemale, I have a lot more capabilities than you.
Sammy22222273114: Nah I'm way better then you
Sammy22222273114: you can't even take your head out of your ass
CandlelightZebra: Yep
CandlelightZebra: Cause I'm too fat to move
Sammy22222273114: I'm way better then you
CandlelightZebra: And if you're better, why don't you...do something with your life.
Sammy22222273114: I do
Sammy22222273114: I can;'t save the world though
Sammy22222273114: Your time to be kicked into the gutter where you belong will come
CandlelightZebra: Oh...well, using your superior intelligence, you should find a cure for cancer.
CandlelightZebra: Yep, that's right
CandlelightZebra: I'll die eventually
Sammy22222273114: Oh that's easy
Sammy22222273114: a cure for cancer is you killing yourself
Sammy22222273114: no you no cancer
CandlelightZebra: Unfortunately, I'm not on a one-way trip to hell just yet.
CandlelightZebra: So, no suicide
CandlelightZebra:
CandlelightZebra: i hate to disappoint you though, ya know? Being my new pet and all. I can't die and leave you all homeless and helpless and such
Sammy22222273114: i'm far from helpless
Sammy22222273114: with a simple order i could have your name dragged through the mud and ruin you
CandlelightZebra: That's good to hear ^__^ I wouldn't want you to get hit with a bus or anything
Sammy22222273114: Nah with you around i've learned to watch out for fat objects
CandlelightZebra: But see, a bus is metal... no flesh involved. Thus rendering the word 'fat' incorrect terminology.
CandlelightZebra: However, in the common language "Stupid", it's used consistently.
Sammy22222273114: yes you are stupid
Sammy22222273114: i agree
CandlelightZebra: Yesh, I ish a baka
CandlelightZebra: Thank You! <3<3<3
CandlelightZebra: You're such a sweetpea
Power Rangers - where she was involved with Misty, Melissa Zayas and Heather.
K-Pop Idol Role Playing - Our second sock visitor was awfully fond of BlackPink's Rose.
The Joanna Sock Incident - @JoannaBaileyMeeki
After having "Anna Miller" turn up, curiously "someone" decided to show up in the Misty thread to Ian Brandon Anderson us into believing Kiwifarms is all Misty or all Heather, with an obvious "Find me" username of @JoannaBaileyMeeki and a avatar of BlackPink's Rose.
The real Joanna @Meeki, was not hard to find and obviously not a nutcase, nor vaguely associated and clearly of a better class than the Hillbilly Hydra, but instead was an innocent victim of this idiotic rusecruise "someone" has going on. As it turned out, "Someone" has been holding onto an innocent accquitance's name and online ID for nearly 20 years. Cammy however, claims she has only been on the internet since 2009. But Cammy is not the most reliable of narrators.
As is common with the other characters in this mess, Cammy is fond of accusing everyone and sundry with being a hacker, a member of Anonymous or both. Usually under the control of the "demonic" Heather Ray.
According to Cammy, Heather has been responsible for hacking her facebook and that of her friends on numerous occasions. So much hacking.
Not only that, but Heather is also responsible for such mundane things as ;
Computer pop ups from Windows that alert Cammy to her computer running slow - HAXXORED
An earthquake in real life that Cammy felt in her apartment - Genuinely, this bitch believes that.
But wait - that sounds insane right? Don't worry, the entire cast of characters also believe such insane things about one another. Witchcraft, Hacking, Common Cold, CPS being called, someone else in the building getting a cold, Curses - you name it.
However, in recent days, our favorite Febreze huffer has decided that infact all those things are now officially the fault of everyone to have EVER signed up for a Kiwifarms account. You are all Heather now.
So, Cammy is nuts. Her videos are pretty long so I decided to make a summary for you guys.
First Video:
-Cammy claims to have started using the internet in 2009 or 2010. She says she met Misty and Heather on Facebook.
-She names a few members of her old Facebook group: Mike B., Frodo, Tim, Ally, Marsha and Jen.
-Misty and Heather developed a grudge against her because she didn't log in to Facebook when Heather demanded that she does. They harassed her for six years.
-Heather once blamed Cammy for her cat getting sick, lol. She was also blamed for getting someone in Heather's building sick.
-Cammy blames Heather and Misty for getting evicted from three apartments. She also claims they broke into her bank account and stole all her money.
-The cops supposedly started showing up at Cammy's second apartment for no reason. They accused her of harassing them, harassing Misty and harassing god.
-The landlord at her third apartment supposedly received phone calls from a ton of people (including god) telling them to evict her. They also blamed her for giving her girlfriend Ana Crohn's disease.
-Cammy now believes that Heather was the main person responsible for her cyberbullying, despite all the public videos of Misty talking shit about her. She says she reconnected with Misty recently when a friend told her that she needed help.
Second Video:
-She claims her Facebook and messenger accounts were hacked this week. When she managed to get back into her Facebook, she had a message from a Kiwifarmer named Yiff or Yuff or Yoof linking her to this thread.
-She thinks we're a large group of cyberterrorists led by Heather who are furious with Misty. She thinks we called CPS on Misty and got her kids taken away, despite the fact that her kids had been taken long before this thread existed. She claims we have taken responsibility for robbing Misty and sending pizzas to her house.
-She says we've been cyberbullying chris-chan since 1998 because he's autistic and transgender.
-She thinks we're bullying Brianna Wu because she likes videogames.
-She thinks we're bullying Darkside Phil because he makes let's plays.
-She thinks we're bullying the Schofields because we think the mentally ill should be euthanized.
-She calls us the reincarnation of Hitler.
-She says we're blaming one of our bullying victims for causing the holocaust?? What the actual fuck.
-On her way back from school this Friday, she says she received a shady phone call from Virginia or Georgia. It was a man on the other end. She asked why he called her, he said she called him. She hung up and made a post to Facebook.
-Then Yiffy linked her to a Kiwifarms post in which @Meeki claimed that they were siblings, that they used to date when she lived in Oklahoma city and that Cammy got a 16 year old girl pregnant. Meeki is supposedly a man named Dillon who calls himself Joanna because he wishes he was Anna, Cammy's girlfriend. She's just retelling the story she told on Facebook.
-She says Meeki refused to prove that they're not a male.
Third Video:
-More crap about Dillon. She says that Meeki says that men are smarter than women and has made a post on KF claiming to be a gay guy who's “all about penis.” Meeki has also made some posts about how the homeless should be killed and anyone who helps the homeless should have pills shoved down their throat in front of their kids.
-She says we laugh at starving children in New Guinea.
-Immediately after Cammy posted a movie review of three men and a baby, Yiffy started harassing her on Facebook again. She supposedly got death threats.
-She says Meeki accuses her of stealing his Febreeze.
FB : Garrison Cammy (Gone Dark)
Alt FB : Garrison Cammy (Archive)
YT : PRPinkRangerFan198037
Alt YT : TheSilverCammy (Dead)
Current Blog : PRPinkrangerfan's anti Cyberbullying blog (Archive)
Email : supersentaifanpink@hotmail.com
Tumblr : KPOPRPEMMA
FanFic Account : SentaiKittyMeowMeow (Archive)
Gaia : SuperSentaiFanPink
Will update more later.
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