Can anyone explain to me the whole Toys 'R Us thing? -

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Duck_My_Sick

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I can't seem to find it on here, if anyone can share with me the experiences Chris had and how employees handled him that would be great. Or was it uneventful?
 

pickleniggo

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On one of the older incarnations of the forum, there was a user who worked at TRU around the time Pokemon was big.
According to her, Barb would dump Chris there for hours at a time and would bring ridiculous amounts of stuff with him to keep him occupied, IIRC. She had a picture of him at a table full of legos. I'm not sure if it was ever posted on the cwcki.
Unless you're talking about this:
According to first-hand reports of his games at Toys "Я" Us, Chris used the fake cards he made in battles and tried to encourage others to do so by giving them out. Some of these cards are extremely broken or cheap. Chris was reportedly kicked out of the store for insisting that he be allowed to use them, even though they would be outright unfair to whoever played against him. The look upon a child's face as Chris lays down a Virgin with rage card would have been priceless.
I can't remember if she mentioned this specifically, but it's still hilarious. :pickle:
 

LordCustos3

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pickleniggo said:
According to first-hand reports of his games at Toys "Я" Us, Chris used the fake cards he made in battles and tried to encourage others to do so by giving them out. Some of these cards are extremely broken or cheap. Chris was reportedly kicked out of the store for insisting that he be allowed to use them, even though they would be outright unfair to whoever played against him. The look upon a child's face as Chris lays down a Virgin with rage card would have been priceless.

Wait...do you mean OPL would walk into a duel with handmade cards that essentially say...

"The Bearer of this Card Wins Everything Forever. Everyone elses pokemons automatically fail every saving throw and takes infinite damage. Now empty your wallets and give everything you have to the bearer, 'cuz he's awesome and you aren't!"

For reals?
 

sparklemilhouse

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She had a picture of him at a table full of legos.

Yeah! He brought parts of his cwcville/his race cars (?) with him to some lego demo thing that was supposed to be for little kids only.


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Barb apparently didn't have anything better to do that day so she babysat him for once.

Look at all the shit he brought with him ...
 

sparklemilhouse

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Springblossom said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
Toy's R' Us was a free babysitting service to Borb, nothing more.

I feel sorry for the employees who had to put up with that.

I remember one story where he was trying to play with an employee. He was badgering an employee, and they tried to go into the back to get away from him. Chris followed him to the doorway, and then stepped one foot into the backroom (like "hahah look at ME!") after the guy told him he couldn't come to the back.
 

pickleniggo

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sparklemilhouse said:
Springblossom said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
Toy's R' Us was a free babysitting service to Borb, nothing more.

I feel sorry for the employees who had to put up with that.

I remember one story where he was trying to play with an employee. He was badgering an employee, and they tried to go into the back to get away from him. Chris followed him to the doorway, and then stepped one foot into the backroom (like "hahah look at ME!") after the guy told him he couldn't come to the back.

Yesss! Also thanks for finding that pic. :heart-full:
 

MysticMisty

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sparklemilhouse said:
She had a picture of him at a table full of legos.

Yeah! He brought parts of his cwcville/his race cars (?) with him to some lego demo thing that was supposed to be for little kids only.


CWC0001.jpg


Barb apparently didn't have anything better to do that day so she babysat him for once.

Look at all the shit he brought with him ...
I bet there were kids half his age with more intricate, imaginative, and impressive creations than what he did.
 

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Oh so he actually did try to use his cards for the games, the audicity he had to ruin the fun for the kids all for the sake of spreading his name to the world
 

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pickleniggo said:
According to first-hand reports of his games at Toys "Я" Us, Chris used the fake cards he made in battles and tried to encourage others to do so by giving them out. Some of these cards are extremely broken or cheap. Chris was reportedly kicked out of the store for insisting that he be allowed to use them, even though they would be outright unfair to whoever played against him. The look upon a child's face as Chris lays down a Virgin with rage card would have been priceless.
I can't remember if she mentioned this specifically, but it's still hilarious. :pickle:
I remember in the interview with Lucas and Mimms they specifically pointed out Chris never used this fake cards in battles.

Mimms and Lucas Q/A said:
Chris had a deck that used his fake cards, but never played it, from what I saw. He did hand out business cards with a link to his website, but nothing other than that. Although a part of me kinda wants a Sonichu Promo card...

I'm going to assume that after Toys R Us he realized he had to cut that shit out. If so it might indicate that child Chris had more of a grasp on social norms then his adult counterpart.
 

Holdek

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MysticMisty said:
sparklemilhouse said:
She had a picture of him at a table full of legos.

Yeah! He brought parts of his cwcville/his race cars (?) with him to some lego demo thing that was supposed to be for little kids only.


CWC0001.jpg


Barb apparently didn't have anything better to do that day so she babysat him for once.

Look at all the shit he brought with him ...
I bet there were kids half his age with more intricate, imaginative, and impressive creations than what he did.

This photo makes me think that maybe someone can answer this, then: it's been said that Chris is not mentally retarded. But I know people with autism and they aren't trapped in this never-ending childlike frame of mind.

So what's the deal?
 

Tubular Monkey

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Holdek said:
This photo makes me think that maybe someone can answer this, then: it's been said that Chris is not mentally retarded. But I know people with autism and they aren't trapped in this never-ending childlike frame of mind.

So what's the deal?

Chris is just Chris. Autism + Terrible Parents + Subpar Intelligence. Any one or two of those might be managed, but that unholy trinity pretty much seals the deal.
 

snowkitten91

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I think that Borb never expected anything significant from Chris. Therefore, they never really encouraged him to do any grown-up stuff (apart from driving, I guess) and, if they ever did, they gave up pretty fast (Ex. Bob putting Chris on SSDI), hence why they kept giving him Christmas toys during his 20's and celebrating his adult birthdays with childish parties.
 

TheCrotchGobbler

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Holdek said:
This photo makes me think that maybe someone can answer this, then: it's been said that Chris is not mentally retarded. But I know people with autism and they aren't trapped in this never-ending childlike frame of mind.

So what's the deal?
The big difference between Chris and most autistic people (or, for that matter, most mentally retarded people) is that nobody ever made Chris grow up. He lives in the same room he did as a child, surrounded by about three decades of toys, unburdened by the adult worries of taxes, employment, and bathing.
 

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Holdek said:
This photo makes me think that maybe someone can answer this, then: it's been said that Chris is not mentally retarded. But I know people with autism and they aren't trapped in this never-ending childlike frame of mind.

So what's the deal?
Chris is just. Really. Fuckin'. Stupid.
 

CatParty

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Holdek said:
This photo makes me think that maybe someone can answer this, then: it's been said that Chris is not mentally retarded. But I know people with autism and they aren't trapped in this never-ending childlike frame of mind.

So what's the deal?





He's super lazy. Being a child is much easier than being an adult.
 
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