Can Chris swim? -

[rotten pickles]

always wondered this, anyone know?

 

[cypocraphy]

I've wondered and asked this before too. Even Marvin didn't know.

Borb could have taken him to the beach or a pool when he was little. There isn't too much known about his elementary and middle school years, right? Most people from the suburbs in a State with beaches know how to swim.

 

[The Mackers]

I didn't learn til I was 24, so for my sake, I hope no, he can't!

 

[CatParty]

Probably.

These small questions go here:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=752

Don't think you need a whole thread for this.

 

[rotten pickles]

ahh thanks, I'm a new fag. feel free to lock this. maybe we should get one of the trolls that talks to him on Facebook to ask him.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Didn't he say he enjoyed swimming at the YMCA, but wished the wave pool at McIntire Park were deeper, or something? In fact, wasn't the pool issue the last thing he was babbling about before the moderator of the meeting about McIntire Park cut him off?

 

[Bubbles]

Didn't he say he enjoyed swimming at the YMCA, but wished the wave pool at McIntire Park were deeper, or something? In fact, wasn't the pool issue the last thing he was babbling about before the moderator of the meeting about McIntire Park cut him off?

Yeah. He also mentioned it in A Week With Christian Chandler, so I'd assume that he at least knew the basics

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If he couldn't, it would be the water's fault. And Megan.

 

[Stratochu]

If not, his air-filled head and gas-filled intestines will be good swim bladders for when Ruckersville floods in the next superstorm.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Badly, assuming he knew how. He doesn't have the stamina to keep his head above water for long.

 

[Ja'mie]

Pity the lifeguard that would have to rescue Chris if he couldn't.

 

[Bubbles]

If he couldn't, it would be the water's fault. And Megan.

But he fully forgives Megan for all of her misdeeds against him

 

[AnimuGinger]

With his body fat content, he'd probably float well enough that he might have a chance at propelling himself in the water. Not to mention the grease in his hair would provide some level of lift.

 

[Pikonic]

Probably.

These small questions go here:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=752

Or here,
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