Can I buy people and if so how much are you worth? -

[wisdom1995]

So, how much are you worth? Be serious name a price.

 

[TendieGremlin]

An old pistol and one bullet.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Bellybutton lint, one quarter, and OP's underwear.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I would gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.

 

[Blackh0le]

i'm worth $40 dollar

 

[Big Ruski]

Sonichu medallion

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A huge bottle of Jim Beam Black Extra Aged. Liquid gold.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Well are you going to factor in the cost of having a middleman go capture your property for you or is that just going to be ignored by yourself and history?

 

[Brahma]

You can buy niggers again in Libya now for a couple hundred dollars.

Thanks Obama

 

[verissimus]

I'm not exactly sure what the going rate for politicians and journalists are, but I know you can buy them for the right price.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My organs are worth maybe a fiver. Probably get a bit more for my hair.