Can I sue the Kiwi Farms? -

[Doc Cassidy]

Sometimes when I'm reading the site I get so excited that I rock too hard and my chair falls backwards. The last time this happened I hit my head and it lead to hospitalization and several hundreds of dollars in medical costs, not to mention getting me in trouble with my parents. Can I sue the Kiwi Farms for my medical bills and the emotional distress from making my parents mad at me?

 

[RG 448]

If your case is anything like the “chafed crotch” lawsuit I hit them with, you’re wasting your time.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Uhh... what the fuck are you doing here if not establishing a basis for a future lawsuit? Wait, are some of the people here actually serious?

 

[trigon]

This sounds like an issue you can solve with one of Edisons patented 6 legged chairs.

 

[MilkAddict]

Don't forget to subpeona all current members!

 

[UW 411]

not to mention getting me in trouble with my parents. Can I sue the Kiwi Farms for my medical bills and the emotional distress from making my parents mad at me?

Can you prove emphatically that you were not an emotionally inept sped with disappointed parents before you signed up?

No?

Sorry fam.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If you sue the site, go for Dear Leader's money.

All $100 of it.

 

[BeanBidan]

Don't plan to get lick from me! All i have is $2 some vidya, gunpla and manga.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

My advice to you if you want to sue the Farms, is to look at all the other attempts and learn from them how not to go about doing it.

 

[MG 620]

I worked so well for Vordrak, so I have considered going that route myself. Easiest money in the world.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

We only except lawsuits for hurt feelings, sir.

 

[Milk Mage]

Yes

 

[️ronic]

Only if your lawyer's last name contains the work 'gold'.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Can you sue KF?

Sure, why not? You could even sue yourself if you wanted to.

But should you?

Yes, it would be funny.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Can you prove emphatically that you were not an emotionally inept sped with disappointed parents before you signed up?

Yes actually. My parents could testify that I've been doing very well lately and even had a job interview at Subway several months ago. I've also been talking to an Irish girl I met on here through PMs and we're planning on meeting up soon and we'll likely become boyfriend and girlfriend.

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I only need to wear my hat when I'm standing not when I'm sitting in a chair. If you have a problem with that then bring it up with my doctor!

 

[drtoboggan]

No.

 

[Cthulu]

. I've also been talking to an Irish girl I met on here through PMs

you mean tranny

 

[Doc Cassidy]

you mean tranny

No she said she's a real girl she even sent me pictures of her feet.

 

[Cthulu]

No she said she's a real girl she even sent me pictures of her feet.

Were they hairy?