That moment where you don't know if I'm talking about the cucumber which has been steeped in brine or Sonichu's wiener. The first option, the second one is just weird...
Why does Chris hate pickles? This has been a source of great contention between me and the larger part of the Sonichu fan community. Most sources point to the fact being that he thinks pickles look like dicks and make him sick.
Exhibit A
As you can clearly see, dill pickles do not look like dicks when they have been chipped. If Chris wasn't able to eat a pickle in this configuration, he wouldn't be able to enjoy potato chips either.
Now that one myth about pickles pertaining to Chris has been tackled, let's do another. The taste. Chris is said to not like pickles because the brine is bitter. However, any pickle connoisseur knows that pickles have brines ranging from sweet to sour, mild to spicy.
Exhibit B
Pictured are bread & butter pickles, famed for their sweet taste and crisp texture. Chris would no doubt like this
The two examples listed above dispel the notion that Chris actually hates pickles. His outward prejudice of cucumbers in brine is likely a reaction to a bunch of homo trolls in pickle suits
You may be wondering why this article exists. Why pickles?
It affects the overall tone of Sonichu. Chris's overall attempts to make his characters just like himself bleed through the strongest when every character has a phobia which makes them nauseated and dizzy when confronted with a pickle.
Exhibit C & D
*C: Pictured, the nefarious Cly, about to let Chris have it with his pickle slander ray
*D: Jason throws a pickle at Rosechu, causing her to turn into a great face raping beast
In closing, Chris is living an illogical lie which stains his writing form. All the signs point to him really liking pickles. If he would come clean with himself, his characters would have a chance to be themselves.
The efforts of trolls in pickle suits have tainted any hope of pickles in Chris's future.
I hope you have enjoyed my discussion of pickles in Sonichu.
Also.
Sonichu balls.
Where do they even?
Why does Chris hate pickles? This has been a source of great contention between me and the larger part of the Sonichu fan community. Most sources point to the fact being that he thinks pickles look like dicks and make him sick.
Exhibit A
As you can clearly see, dill pickles do not look like dicks when they have been chipped. If Chris wasn't able to eat a pickle in this configuration, he wouldn't be able to enjoy potato chips either.
Now that one myth about pickles pertaining to Chris has been tackled, let's do another. The taste. Chris is said to not like pickles because the brine is bitter. However, any pickle connoisseur knows that pickles have brines ranging from sweet to sour, mild to spicy.
Exhibit B
Pictured are bread & butter pickles, famed for their sweet taste and crisp texture. Chris would no doubt like this
The two examples listed above dispel the notion that Chris actually hates pickles. His outward prejudice of cucumbers in brine is likely a reaction to a bunch of homo trolls in pickle suits
You may be wondering why this article exists. Why pickles?
It affects the overall tone of Sonichu. Chris's overall attempts to make his characters just like himself bleed through the strongest when every character has a phobia which makes them nauseated and dizzy when confronted with a pickle.
Exhibit C & D
*C: Pictured, the nefarious Cly, about to let Chris have it with his pickle slander ray
*D: Jason throws a pickle at Rosechu, causing her to turn into a great face raping beast
In closing, Chris is living an illogical lie which stains his writing form. All the signs point to him really liking pickles. If he would come clean with himself, his characters would have a chance to be themselves.
The efforts of trolls in pickle suits have tainted any hope of pickles in Chris's future.
I hope you have enjoyed my discussion of pickles in Sonichu.
Also.
Sonichu balls.
Where do they even?
