Cancer Update - 06/12/20 -

PettyBitch

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I'm super shocked this was mostly self-serving garbage that provided no real information. I'm surprised that she has a romanticized idea of what connecting with your severely mentally ill family would be like for the long term. /s

Also, she had the lining of her uterus scraped after blowing clots all over several rooms, but she said that having a typical pap smear was traumatic for her. The dramatics should not shock me at all. This is who she is. But just wow my dude
 

hamburgerlardraid

She belongs to the streets!
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  • hi guyz
  • lot of cryeen
  • mom here
  • methhead no more
  • sober for five years
  • employed not-homeless christian
  • incredible
  • sad to see her go home
  • she is one of the best people i have ever known (you need to meet more people)
  • went to cancer center yesterday
  • i lost it, when i entered the cancer center
  • CRYEEN
  • went there for 5 hours
  • mom went with her
  • first pelvic exam/pap smear
  • traumatizing because i dont get dick
  • lucky when doctors
  • two treatment options
  • NOT SHARING THEM THOUGH
  • you are getting in the way
  • what stage are you?
  • cannot tell us until they do certain things
  • I DONT KNOW
  • quite a few appointments
  • ct scan w/contrast
  • mri scan
  • weight loss appointment in a few months
  • "what my body is doing on the inside"
  • results of ct and mri decide the treetmint
  • famlee from okleehomah is god feareen
  • they help me
  • cancer scare brings every1 together
  • mom is cumpletely different
  • family cares SO MUCH
  • doctors are gentull
  • beckee is my everything
  • if no becke-e, then i move to oklagoma
  • my heart is in oklahoma
  • i have a bigger understanding now with my mum
  • she is incredibull
  • not putting her mom on camera
  • YOU WILL BE RUDE
  • we have simuler personality, humour, and we like talkeen
  • GETS ME in heart
  • that's in on update front
  • still have prerecorded videos
  • GOODBYE
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escándalo

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This video was incredibly tacky even by Amber's standards. The cancer treatment community is going to destroy her once they catch wind as most of their content they do not monetise for personal reasons and they tend to be informative but also incredibly moral. In the end cancer is a very transformative experience for most people as it makes you humble.

Amber not so much. I imagine they don't even know the procedures until the staging, sure there are preventative measures like hystorectomy but again no surgeon is going to even think about it.

So I assume the 2 options are radiotherapy or lose weight. They are probably saying MRI because she is paying but MRI and CAT have a 350lb maximum usually due to the tissue layers, more layers harder it is to get a clear image.
 

Catch Your Breath

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Don't they need to operate in order to know?
Normally, no. I don't think so. You would typically go for an MRI / CT Scan / Bloodwork to determine stages. I think exploratory surgery is reserved for when those tests aren't applicable (which might be the case due to Amber's uhh.... girth). If they're telling her they're just straight up doing surgery to see what's going on either she's making this up or the doctors lack so much confidence that the other tests will yield anything that they're just going straight to work. I can't say I'd blame them & at least if they do that, there's a chance they could just go straight away into removing it.
 

Stanley_Buttkiss

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How the fuck is this fat bitch gonna fit inside an MRI machine? Also, the fact that she's so willingly to throw Becky away after she's wiped her ass, drove her around and did God knows what else for Hamber - including being there emotionally; For her abandoning crack whore of a mother that fucked up Hamber in the first place - blows me mind.

Hammer - go a holistic route in treating your crotch rot. It did wonders for Steve Jobs.
 

Catch Your Breath

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How the fuck is this fat bitch gonna fit inside an MRI machine? Also, the fact that she's so willingly to throw Becky away after she's wiped her ass, drove her around and did God knows what else for Hamber - including being there emotionally; For her abandoning crack whore of a mother that fucked up Hamber in the first place - blows me mind.

Hammer - go a holistic route in treating your crotch rot. It did wonders for Steve Jobs.
Being serious when I say this - If there's a Zoo in the area, Oncologists will send their larger patients to there as they have much larger machines. Seen enough episodes of My 600 Lb Life to know that one unfortunately.
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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Ok maybe it's because Amber doesn't explain things properly but colour me confused, cynical or 'bolth'

How can she have two treatment options to choose between now considering they don't know what stage it is, ergo what they are dealing with?

It seems off to me that she won't mention said treatment options either, supposedly because "I need to choose them myself" - or is it because she knows she doesn't really have a clue what she's talking about?
Cancer patients and survivors are going to be very quick to call bs if she's messing around

Idk there seems to be no urgency involved here whatsoever - she's saying the weight-loss appointment will be 'not for a few months' and the MRI etc will be 'a little sooner than that' - wtf?!?

So another update that raises more questions than it answers...hmmm

Who else gets the feeling she is going to fuck the butler off and go back with mommy-of-the-century to Oklahoma?
 

Queen of Moderation

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I am having the dangedest of times trying to figure out why people doubted that a fat slob has developed a type of cancer associated with being an actual fat slob.
Because Amber lies. About. Everything. Half truths, omissions, and embellishments count. She is also competing with Norma who has advanced liver cancer, thus taking up all of Thumb's attention and spare thoughts. Not to mention her status as FatTube Trainwreck was getting usurped by the Canadian Poutine Queen. Her uterus sensed this and she is back on top getting cootch pats and has mommy to boot.

Yeah, I'm that asshole and it still seems shady AF. I'm sure somewhere inbetween lies the truth, but we won't get it from our gorl.

It also makes sense that she would be referred to a specialist if she had abnormal cells. As would she be if her blood work came back wonky- many oncologists also have a secondary specialty in treating blood disorders. Anemia, specific type of white counts, etc.... And she has no primary care nor insurance (who have nurses that will guide and explain things upon request) to manage any of this.

Worst case scenario this sounds like a LiesbyJen obesity induced endometrial issue. Could it be cancer? Absolutely. However, much like Jen, she will milk this for all it is worth and won't do fuck all to change her health or circumstances. It will just become the excuse of the century.

Just the fact that she was supposedly given treatment options when diagnostics haven't been completed is telling ( It's likely either an IUD with slow release hormones or a hysterectomy that she will have to lose weight for) Anyone who has been unfortunate enough to go through cancer diagnosis or even a scare knows that you go through a few weeks of hell with diagnostics, blood work, procedures like biopsies if applicable, and often seeing other specialists. They want to know location, size, grade, type (if possible), and how the rest of the body is doing before you're given treatment options.

Time will tell. Amber will trip up. She always does. Especially when she tries to embellish irrelevant things while avoiding specific facts.


ETA- Eva Braun ninja'd some points. (We can't all be wrong, eh?)
 

WeDon'tNeedToWhisper

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She doesn't have her weight loss specialist appointment scheduled for a couple months because she's really, scheduled? What.

Am I wrong to think that Amber losing as much weight as possible would be one of the doctor's top priorities? And not something they think can wait a couple of months?? Is there no other weight loss specialist available in a 150 miles radius? Once again, I have more questions than answers.

Amber will never change, not even cancer can scare her straight. She doesn't care about losing weight because she doesn't want to lose weight, she wants to keep eating whatever she wants because she's obsessed with food and it's always been the most important thing in her life.

Amber is incredibly weak and she should be embarrassed for embracing this woman who chose to smoke meth instead of being a mother to her and her siblings.
 

goodgrief

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Also, the fact that she's so willingly to throw Becky away after she's wiped her ass, drove her around and did God knows what else for Hamber - including being there emotionally; For her abandoning crack whore of a mother that fucked up Hamber in the first place - blows me mind.
That part was insane. If her mom wanted Amber with her, it seems like she'd ditch Becky's ass. That's how the whole thing comes off. She's saying Becky's the only thing that keeps her in KY and that's why she wouldn't leave. But like...has her mom offered? The way she tells it makes it look like no one offered and she's pretending she wouldn't leave Becky anyway. But if an offer came up she'd follow her jesus freak mother.
 

giga melt

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Being serious when I say this - If there's a Zoo in the area, Oncologists will send their larger patients to there as they have much larger machines. Seen enough episodes of My 600 Lb Life to know that one unfortunately.
Can they do that? I thought most vet tech wasn't used for humans because it's not up to code or something to use on humans legally? I know you can use animal scales and stuff but that's not quite the same thing.

Also, apparently pre cancerous cells during a pap smear is pretty common for women. It might not mean anything at all.
 
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