Cancer Update - 06/12/20 -

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Treatment for whatever the fuck Al may have isn't gonna be any cheaper in OK than in KY.
Now this could be me not knowing anything about OK but in my state you can get on state insurance if you're under a certain pay bracket. Since Amber is a youtuber and probably doesn't file her taxes right she would be technically "unemployed" when arriving in OK. Of course, they could reject her for pre existing conditions but just strolling into the welfare office, getting on state health, and THEN going to her first OK doctor to have tests might be something Amber is considering. I know she's not that smart, but she's in panic mode if she actually has cancer and now has the sweet moony voice of mamma reid in her ear telling her how to game the system.
 

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did anyone post this yet? weird the way Jen describes things is the way Amber did. so surgery or an IUD is probably Amber's options. Amber has to decide what's more painful: losing weight or having something permanently inserted up her vagina and the risk of her hymen stretching out in the process.

 

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If Amber bitches about getting an IUD then she's fuller of shit than we thought lmao.

I still think her white trash meth mom has shown up to show Amber how to game the welfare system into getting what she wants. Take her away from stinky KY and Becky and those ~gays~. Has mommalynn mentioned how her daughter's sexuality goes against her good christian values, or would that make her a hypocrite? Hm.
 

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I won't try reading too much into legit cancer diagnoses with Amber and determining how much she's lahing.

We know Amber only hears what she wants to hear, especially when it comes to her health. She's also legit stupid and doesn't understand what doctors are telling her.

I really doubt she's capable of acting like she did in the video when she announced her cancer. I'm confident there's at least a nugget of truth in her having cancer.

Amber is fucked whatever problems she has, and will likely die soon. So, whatever, I just enjoy laughing at the fat bitch.
 

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It really isn't unusual for women to be virgins when they get their first pap smears. Being 30 at the same time is maybe less usual, but I don't think it is as rare as people expect. I am not at all surprised that Amber has immediately clung to her mom and canonized her. I was expecting it all along. Amber is incapable of critical thinking, no matter how crafty and manipulative she can be. She will not hear anything bad about Mamalynn, nor will she be open to people warning her for her own good.
 

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- Says her mother is the "best person she ever met", is now religious and has been sober for 5 years
- Had a PET scan of her pelvic area
- Praises the medical staff
- Has 2 options for her treatment but won't say what because she doesn't want people's opinions and how she'll tell us which she chose once she decides
- Doesn't know what stage her cancer is in yet
- Has a CT and MRI scan and a weight loss specialist scheduled
- Will wait for her CT and MRI scan results before deciding her treatment
- Says her family cares a lot about her
- Fake crying
- Says how she's close to 30 and doesn't know what she'll do when her mom is gone
- Her mom now means a lot to her
- Won't show her mom on video because Amber is afraid of rude comments
- "My last 2 weeks have been a rollercoaster of emotions"
- "Me and my mom have a lot of the same interests"
- Still fat
Eh, the one thing I'd agree with her is #4. Anyone who gets a serious diagnosis will get buried with a lot of unwelcome advice. But then, you also don't make it the center on your YouTube channel.
 

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It really isn't unusual for women to be virgins when they get their first pap smears. Being 30 at the same time is maybe less usual, but I don't think it is as rare as people expect. I am not at all surprised that Amber has immediately clung to her mom and canonized her. I was expecting it all along. Amber is incapable of critical thinking, no matter how crafty and manipulative she can be. She will not hear anything bad about Mamalynn, nor will she be open to people warning her for her own good.
Becky is "too busy" with her mom right now. Eric and Rickie do their own thing. Who knows where D&D are. Mommy's the only one giving Amber a direct IV of cancer attention. Of course she's going to saint her. As soon as mommy doesn't give a little bit out will come the tears and the trauma and the she doesn't love meeeeeeeeeeeeee until mommy does what she wants out of guilt.
 

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I am not at all surprised that Amber has immediately clung to her mom and canonized her. I was expecting it all along. Amber is incapable of critical thinking, no matter how crafty and manipulative she can be. She will not hear anything bad about Mamalynn, nor will she be open to people warning her for her own good.
I'm not surprised, either. Amber's mind is like greasy slurry; it flows down the path of least resistance.
 

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Being serious when I say this - If there's a Zoo in the area, Oncologists will send their larger patients to there as they have much larger machines. Seen enough episodes of My 600 Lb Life to know that one unfortunately.
yeah, it's the, uh, mechanics of this which is a puzzle. Pet scans, MRI and CTs. Also, getting her up on an examination table for that all smear. Those tables are pretty narrow.
 

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A lot of people shit on Becky for using our gorl as a cash cow but tbh I can't blame her. Amber constantly belittles her, thirsts over her ex, constantly acts like Becky is holding her back... they couldn't even fuck if they tried. I'd be checked the fuck out too. What the fuck is there to gain from this relationship but money?
 

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yeah, it's the, uh, mechanics of this which is a puzzle. Pet scans, MRI and CTs. Also, getting her up on an examination table for that all smear. Those tables are pretty narrow.
Up high, too. Even lowered the furthest it'll go, would it be enough for amber to scoot her shelf ass onto?

A lot of people shit on Becky for using our gorl as a cash cow but tbh I can't blame her. Amber constantly belittles her, thirsts over her ex, constantly acts like Becky is holding her back... they couldn't even fuck if they tried. I'd be checked the fuck out too. What the fuck is there to gain from this relationship but money?
Agree. I don't like Becky and I think she got into this situation on her own and she's a big girl and all, but someone can only take so much. She checked out a long time before her mom got cancer, so she's even further now. I'd be using Amber for cash only too at this point, at least until she has to get off the ride.
 

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did anyone post this yet? weird the way Jen describes things is the way Amber did. so surgery or an IUD is probably Amber's options. Amber has to decide what's more painful: losing weight or having something permanently inserted up her vagina and the risk of her hymen stretching out in the process.

Hey! There ya go Big Al. There's nothing to this cancer shit, just listen to Jen. You can go YEARS still eating all the shit you want. No problem.
Whew, I'm glad that Jen spoke up and showed Al there is nothing to worry about.....
 
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