Cancer Update - 06/12/20 -

mekalekahi

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I see alot of people thinking amber will leave and go to Oklahoma.

I mean she might but you also have to think like amber. Her and her mom/family are basically strangers to her and there is always the possibility they wont enable her Bullshit. There is a big possibility she wont be driven to fast food 3 times a day or taken care of like Becky does.Kristine might out of guilt, but I doubt amber would uproot herself from a comfortable situation unless she was absolutely sure she knew her cushy lifestyle would remain the same and had a on command helper. Who knows maybe she has a feeling Becky is going to dump her soon and needs a new local to rebuild pillow everest.

Honestly a new state and a new GF would spark shit up, after that taco bell vid its about time the becky era ended.
 

dingobaby

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She has no excuse, whatsoever, not to. Time for her to grow the hell up and take some responsibility for her own self-induced problems. To listen to her being so blasé about not seeing a dietician for a couple of months(?) was unbelievable, bearing in mind she's telling folks she's so scared.

Imagine being in a position where anything and everything you do could help to preserve your life but you sit back and wait for someone else to do it.

Yeah, I know she's a glutton, bone idle and as thick as shit but either make an effort or STFU.
Many would say time is on her side but I disagree from a mental/emotional perspective. She can't grow up, and even if she could, she wouldn't, because that would mean submitting control. The defiance runs too deep. She is too ingrained in her mEnTuLz and isolation that not even a light bringing, cancer alleviating, messiah mother would not do much for too long. Fairy tale ending not happening.

No grow up. No effort. (unless for show). And Mr. Clean himself would scrub her uterus before she made an effort that wasn't a x amount of days challenge abandoned.
 
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Thumbsballs

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Blue Cross Blue Cheese
And the mom has Meth Life Insurance.

GargoyleGorl said:
Plus Mama's in town, so they have to celebrate. And when Mama leaves, she'll need the comfort of Dairy Queen.
But our gorl has to reguleet her emoshuns! And she's knoween best, of course.

You mean eat her feelings. Or is it just bolth?
 
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krazy orange cat

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If she lies about having cancer, she can say that mama's prayers cured her. Then she can move to Oklahoma with mama, find herself a feeder fetishist white trash degenerate and tell everyone that mama prayed the gay away. See? Jesus saves!
Gluttony is still one of the deadly sins though, and we know Amber isn't going to give that up.
 

Kay's Boiled Beef

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She is so unbearable. I wish she didn't get any of her youtube bucks and would just disappear already. I don't wan't her to die. I want her to lose her cushy life and have to deal with real problems like the rest of the planet rather than having her ego coddled by millions of people she believes have an actual interest in her and not how shitty of a person she is.
 

Bananasaurus

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At this point Becky has definitely outlived her usefulness for Amber.

She can fulfill the standard caretaker duties (driving her around, getting fast food for her and wiping) but that's about it. Her hillbilly family hate her, Becky's friends barely tolerate her, Norma is stealing Amber's thunder by having worse cancer than her and she's so zombiefied she's barely sentient. Plus Amber hates living in KY.

Meth momma will be incredibly easy to manipulate because she likely feels very guilty for having fucked up Amber's life. If she really IS sick, she'll also need an actual adult to help her get treatment. Amber is scared of responsibilities, and in her doped up state I doubt Becky would be able to help her get insurance or find a specialist willing to work with her. The only thing a gorlfrien would be able to provide her with that mommy dearest couldn't would be sex and physical affection, but as much as Amber brags about getting it on with Becky 10 times a week, we all know that sex becomes a chore at best or an impossibility at worst when you're a deathfat. If you can only stand for 15 seconds and have a hard time brushing your hair because your arms are so heavy, there is no way you would manage 10+ minutes of stimulating your partner.

Wouldn't surprise me if she dumped Becky soon.
 

Haesindang Park

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She is so unbearable. I wish she didn't get any of her youtube bucks and would just disappear already. I don't wan't her to die. I want her to lose her cushy life and have to deal with real problems like the rest of the planet rather than having her ego coddled by millions of people she believes have an actual interest in her and not how shitty of a person she is.
To be fair, she's already physically and mentally suffering. I remember that one of the symptoms of kidney failure is the inability to think which is obvious from Amber since at this rate, her kidneys are likely fucked. She's only living at this moment and is never alive. She can barely fit in any car too you know. She can't even sleep well on her bed either let alone on Pillow Mountain.

That sounds kind of nice :) some lady on twitter sent her a Bible. Oh god confederatelynn!!!!
Not even the Bible belt could fit around her waistline.
 

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She is so unbearable. I wish she didn't get any of her youtube bucks and would just disappear already. I don't wan't her to die. I want her to lose her cushy life and have to deal with real problems like the rest of the planet rather than having her ego coddled by millions of people she believes have an actual interest in her and not how shitty of a person she is.
I mean, at this point she WILL die. If not from her alleged cancer, a heart or kidney failure are must be on their way. She’s been super-obese her whole life, there’s only so much a body can take. Amber’s body has been very strong for 30 years, but her problems seem to be more common lately. The 6-month UTI/bladder infection, the belly button situation, the cellulitis, the lymphodema, all of them have happened in the last few months.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Did she mention how she’s paying for all these tests she got? Because what was listed would cost about 10-15k. Radiology is absurdly expensive.

She has FatbyJen and Chantal cancer. An obesity related, very non-aggressive, endometrial cancer that can go for many years without spreading beyond the uterus. Im going to bet they will push her to lose weight (or get WLS) first, and then hope to do a hysterectomy once she’s lost weight. If they push weight loss more than any actual cancer treatments then you know it’s a bit of a joke. The only reason Chantal got a hysterectomy at her size was due to constant ER visits and complaints about her cysts. I think after many years the doctors realized Chantal was never going to lose weight so they just did the hysterectomy.

It is a bonus that this seems to hit many super morbidly obese shut-ins and ensures they never reproduce. Real shame LividLipids and Akbar Amy managed breed before they developed toxic fatty uterus cancer.
 

Billie Ross

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Did she mention how she’s paying for all these tests she got? Because what was listed would cost about 10-15k. Radiology is absurdly expensive.

She has FatbyJen and Chantal cancer. An obesity related, very non-aggressive, endometrial cancer that can go for many years without spreading beyond the uterus. Im going to bet they will push her to lose weight (or get WLS) first, and then hope to do a hysterectomy once she’s lost weight. If they push weight loss more than any actual cancer treatments then you know it’s a bit of a joke. The only reason Chantal got a hysterectomy at her size was due to constant ER visits and complaints about her cysts. I think after many years the doctors realized Chantal was never going to lose weight so they just did the hysterectomy.

It is a bonus that this seems to hit many super morbidly obese shut-ins and ensures they never reproduce. Real shame LividLipids and Akbar Amy managed breed before they developed toxic fatty uterus cancer.
Apparently someone told her KY will pay for everything if you have cancer and don't have insurance... errrr....
On a side note some kids already born unlucky.... ffs
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Apparently someone told her KY will pay for everything if you have cancer and don't have insurance... errrr....
On a side note some kids already born unlucky.... ffs
Yeah, that’s not true. Im sure it’s what she wanted to hear. What it means is she has to apply for expanded Medicaid and she won’t if she makes over $17,000 a year. There is a program for female healthcare specifically (for cancer screenings and treatment) and the income guidelines higher for it, but again, if Amber makes what she bragged about making or hasn’t filed tax returns she is fucked. They will and do check that shit.

Her first visit the facility they are assuming she will qualify for Medicaid (and I’m sure she’s majorly fudging her income) and probably had her fill out the paperwork during her visit. If she’s denied (which seems likely right now) she will be getting a big bill and might have trouble scheduling further treatments until she gets the financial stuff in order.

Amber’s going to have massive health care debt added to her student loan debt. Her years of trying to hide money under her girlfriends names is going to pose a big problem for her.
 

Turd Fergusson

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Yeah, that’s not true. Im sure it’s what she wanted to hear. What it means is she has to apply for expanded Medicaid and she won’t if she makes over $17,000 a year. There is a program for female healthcare specifically (for cancer screenings and treatment) and the income guidelines higher for it, but again, if Amber makes what she bragged about making or hasn’t filed tax returns she is fucked. They will and do check that shit.

Her first visit the facility they are assuming she will qualify for Medicaid (and I’m sure she’s majorly fudging her income) and probably had her fill out the paperwork during her visit. If she’s denied (which seems likely right now) she will be getting a big bill and might have trouble scheduling further treatments until she gets the financial stuff in order.

Amber’s going to have massive health care debt added to her student loan debt. Her years of trying to hide money under her girlfriends names is going to pose a big problem for her.
A quick question. If she moves to Oklahoma with her mother, could she claim Medicaid or be put under her mother’s employer health plan?
 

Queen of Moderation

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A quick question. If she moves to Oklahoma with her mother, could she claim Medicaid or be put under her mother’s employer health plan?
No. Medicaid guidelines are virtually the same in every state. No appreciable assets, bank accounts holding more than 2k, and an income no more than 133% of the poverty level. They don't care if you squandered your money on fast food and paying your ex gf rent. She isnt a child or going to school, 26 is the cut off I believe, and Mom can't insure her. Only Amber can insure herself. She had multiple opportunities.

Normally, someone in her condishun would want to be declared disabled to receive tugboat. Amber never thought beyond her next meal, unfortunately.

I believe they will put her on a payment plan if she goes to a public hospital. Public hospitals get subsidies and grants because people often can't or won't pay their medical bills, so they at least stay solvent. If Amber bails on these bills, they WILL go after her and garnish her wages. Often times the little $200 bills go uncollected because it costs more to pursue, depending upon the doctor/vendor. Potentially, hundreds of thousands ? Oh they'll nail her shelf ass.
 
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