Captain Marvel 2 - we wuz gurl powah wamen shit

Rusty Crab

and it kept getting worse...
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Why would anyone care about this film? People didn't even particularly like the first one, they just watched it because it was framed as a prerequisite for Endgame.
I always cite the case of Tim Pool spending 2 months straight bitching about Captain Marvel and how he hoped it would fail.

Then he paid to see it on opening weekend because he "was bored".
 

ShortBusDriver

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Why would anyone care about this film? People didn't even particularly like the first one, they just watched it because it was framed as a prerequisite for Endgame.
I always thought the feminism saves the universe angle shoehorned into Endgame was a bit silly when you consider in the original comic story Thanos wanted to kill half the universe to impress the embodiment of death which was a woman.

He's literally killing people because he's a simp.
 

Chilson

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Unpopular opinion (well, here) but I think Brie Larson did a fine job and that the directors are the ones to blame.

Also google Avengers 200 if you need something to haunt you for at least the next half hour.
She WAS a good actress at one point. However, she has OD'd on a toxic mix of her own farts and whatever crazy gas they keep pumping into California. She believes she is great at everything because vagina. Therefore she doesn't have to try, and acts like a spoiled brat whenever anyone points this out to her.
 

Scarlett Johansson

Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall
True & Honest Fan
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She WAS a good actress at one point. However, she has OD'd on a toxic mix of her own farts and whatever crazy gas they keep pumping into California. She believes she is great at everything because vagina. Therefore she doesn't have to try, and acts like a spoiled brat whenever anyone points this out to her.
The problem with CM aside from her being too damn young (because Marvel doesn't know how to write older actresses) was that whole feminist propaganda bullshit.

THIS IS THE **FIRST** MARVEL FILM WITH A LEAD WAMEN
SHE FLIES PLANES FOR DA ARMY. WATCH HER FALL FROM ROPE CLIMBING AS A KID. BUT SHE GETS BACK UP BC SHE PERSISTED. SHE MAKE THINGS GO BOOM! HER CAT IS AN ALIEN!

Also their desperation to let you know how much it was the 1990s via Garbage, and the final fight scene being set to "Just a Girl" bc feminism.....

And FFS, give her a fitting Gambit. This is literally the only Marvel relationship I actually care about...
Francois Arnaud is literally right there!

Also random but Zawe Ashton is dating Tom Hiddleston and they live in Atlanta. Guess who she dressed up as a few years ago for Halloween?!!
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