Captain Marvel - Literally, from "her" to "hero"

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Are you actually going to watch this flick?

  • No

    Votes: 74 17.2%
  • Fuck, no

    Votes: 174 40.4%
  • Not in cinemas

    Votes: 81 18.8%
  • Yes

    Votes: 40 9.3%
  • (((Yes)))

    Votes: 20 4.6%
  • Twitter told me I must, I can't say no, you white-cis-sexist-oppresive scum!

    Votes: 42 9.7%

  • Total voters
    431

RockVolnutt

True & Honest Fan
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I'm enternally confused by Larson's lack of ass. Yes, looks are lowhanging fruit and causes claims of sexism but it defies logic. Maybe she is perfect for modern Carol Danvers....

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RockVolnutt

True & Honest Fan
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I can already feel them shoe horning a 'they told me I couldn't do anything because I was a girrrrlllll' narrative just from those snippets of her in the past.
To be fair, that was always part of Carol's backstory in the comics but only in the sense that her dad despised the idea of his only girl joining the military and gave her a real hard time about her goals. When written right she's kind like Hal Jordan in being hotheaded Air Force pilots with extreme determination and a habit of bitting more than they can chew. Getting superpowers also seemed to make her into an adventure seeker.

I still expect them to grab the low hanging fruit though like recent comics and point at the 70s stories as justification.
 

Jetpack Himmler

Self-loathing Millennial
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That's like saying "I'm sick of McDonalds, I'm going to Wendy's instead."

Maybe, but that's like saying I've eaten Big Macs at McDonalds for ten years straight (barf!), so I'm going Wendy's for a Baconator. It's still unhealthy, but it's a change of pace. At least the Shazam! trailer looked fun. Captain Marvel really feels underwhelming.
 
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