Captain Marvel - Literally, from "her" to "hero"

Are you actually going to watch this flick?

  • No

    Votes: 71 18.3%
  • Fuck, no

    Votes: 155 40.1%
  • Not in cinemas

    Votes: 78 20.2%
  • Yes

    Votes: 32 8.3%
  • (((Yes)))

    Votes: 16 4.1%
  • Twitter told me I must, I can't say no, you white-cis-sexist-oppresive scum!

    Votes: 35 9.0%

  • Total voters
    387

Stab You in the Back

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At this point, I've probably seen more MCU movies on dvd than in theaters. And I regret seeing most the ones I did see in theaters (IM2, GotG2, Dark World, Ant-Man, AoU).

Like, I'm one of those fans/morons who will defend Thor: The Dark World because I like it just enough
That 'just enough' better be Kat Dennings' amazing rack, because I can't think of any other redeeming qualities in The Dark World.
 

StarkRavingMad

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That 'just enough' better be Kat Dennings' amazing rack, because I can't think of any other redeeming qualities in The Dark World.
Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston's banter as Thor and Loki (two characters that had already won me over at that point). Some of the set pieces and creature designs (Kurse in particular).
 

KillThemCrackasBabies

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At this point, I've probably seen more MCU movies on dvd than in theaters. And I regret seeing most the ones I did see in theaters (IM2, GotG2, Dark World, Ant-Man, AoU).



That 'just enough' better be Kat Dennings' amazing rack, because I can't think of any other redeeming qualities in The Dark World.
I need more fat tittied Dennings in my MCU. Smirking bitch is a delight.
 

That Chris Guy

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I need more fat tittied Dennings in my MCU. Smirking bitch is a delight.
Only problem with that was Kat Dennings herself. The moment she walked on-screen and started generally shitting up the place was when all hope and enthusiasm for the movie died for me.

The intro with the Dark Elves was exactly the sort of treatment Thor needed imo - as was everything between him and his comrades prior to Earth-related activities - but then she comes in with her "lolstoopid" routine and it was over. It was fine when she was some super off-hand third wheel in the original, but her role in the second felt more obnoxious than anything else.

Would also have to say that the guy dropping the car keys through a spatial distortion was the dumbest thing that had ever happened in the MCU for a while, because nobody with half a brain would drop an item of value into something they may never retrieve it from again: Common Sense 101.
 
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