Carina Press finally goes SJW -

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8777BB5

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Recently I decided to revisit a silly romantic book idea I had called The Naked Nanny, which is parody romance that is inspired by the scenes in \romance novels where the nanny winds up naked in front of her employer who then proceeds to introduce his penis to her vagina. After writing a few pages on it, I decided to go see if Carina Press (Harlequin Publishing's ebook imprint) was asking for submissions. When I arrived I found this greeting me:
Carina Press is committed to inclusion and representation in our publishing program, and we want to emphasize how interested we are in seeing not just manuscripts that feature characters from a range of backgrounds and experiences, but most especially books by authors from traditionally marginalized or underrepresented groups, including (but not limited to) Black authors, authors of color, disabled authors, and LGBTQIA+ authors. Our editors strive to make our list inclusive, and are working hard to build a catalog that is more representative of the romance reading public.

If that wasn't a redflag enough, when you go to the editor's page https://www.carinapress.com/blog/what-the-editors-want/ you'll find they've got their preferred pronouns next to their name which is no doubt inspired by potential Lolcow Ronan Sadler (who wants to be called they/them/Mx.). Also what Mx is looking for is...well read it right here.

I love deeply character-driven stories that explore the interplay between boundaries and vulnerability, history and future, social context and personal desire. I’m drawn to immersive narrative voices and emotionally detailed settings. Romance is for everyone, and I would love to see #OwnVoices submissions across genre that reflect love in its many forms.

  • Sexy romantic suspense with a paranormal or SFF twist, like Supernatural, Fringe, or the X-Files. A textured, immersive world is a huge plus here, and I’d really like something atmospheric, maybe almost noir-y or gothic. Series potential preferred.
  • A caper with crackling sexual/romantic tension, especially if it’s F/F (think Ocean’s 8). High stakes, high tension, preferably high snark.
  • Character-driven erotic romance with a distinct voice, especially if it pushes at questions of power, shame, desire, and vulnerability. I’m especially interested in erotic romances that don’t essentialize power roles and instead explore these dynamics.
  • Tropes I love: arranged marriage or marriage of convenience, bodyguard/ward, fake dating. I’d love to see some these classic tropes starring characters who have been under-represented in the romance genre.
  • Atmospheric paranormal with a strong sense of time and place. I especially want to see characters of color, disabled characters, fat characters, and trans characters starring in the genre. Particularly interested in paranormals with witches/magic users, fae, vampires, and shifter romance that examines what it means to have an unstable or changing bodily identity.
  • Paranormal, urban fantasy, or SFF romance with twisty politics that hold our lovers apart, especially if there’s a component of duty to it.
  • Sexy, gritty, character-driven contemporary that gives space for characters with difficult backstories to heal and find love. Not looking for angst for the sake of angst, but rather for emotional complexity and depth. High heat a bonus.
  • Driven, maybe even ruthless heroines who don’t need to become softer and who are loved as they are, especially if they are forced to make morally complex choices. Think Cecilia Grant’s Lydia Slaughter, Megan Whalen Turner’s Irene Attolia, etc.
  • Romantic leads who have complex histories: exes, best friends, rivals, work partners, or enemies.
So yeah after conquering Sci-Fi and Fantasy, the SJWs have moved on to Romance novels.
 

adorable bitch

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I think just a decade ago if you had a gay relationship you'd have to swap around genders to get your shit published. Doing a complete 180 and doing the exact same thing the other way around is still obnoxious and limiting for the writers involved.

I mean it's kind of a bad comparison since I'm fairly sure :optimistic::optimistic: most publishers aren't invested in this sort of faggotry, but I still think it's blatant hypocrisy and a terrible direction for writing to be going.
 

Frogasm

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it sounds to me more like they realized that people other than straight white houeswives want romances and decided to expand their business. it's just good business to try to reach more customers. there are a lot of queer people willing to put down money for queer romances. Lesbians especially in my personal experience. It's a growing market and publishers would be fools to ignore it.

demand for straight fiction won't go down. gay romances or whatever won't replace straight romances or whatever. for consumers it's just more books at the end of the day.

putting pronouns with authors names seems a little silly to me though considering how many authors write with made up names and often even names of the other gender, depending on what they are writing.
 

Kari Kamiya

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Good literature has been dead for decades, perhaps centuries at this point. Quality control is non-existent, anyone and anything can be published and become a New York Times' best-seller and score an equally-shitty film adaptation. Nothing is sacred anymore.

Just self-publish at this point if you're still completely serious about it. The chances of you getting fame and fortune from a romance novella making fun of naked nannies is less than the chances of you getting attacked by a shark and polar bear duo on dry ground while being struck by lightning twice simultaneously anyway.
 

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

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I have the perfect pitch.

Guinevere pegging Lancelot with a steel dildo called Excalibur, forged by the Hermaphrodite of the Lake, while King Arthur masturbates from behind some foliage & Percival is waiting under Lancelot with the Holy Grail to catch his splooge so he can feed it to King Arthur. Merlin is a pre-op MtF tranny who co-narrates the book with Morgan le Fay, a FtM tranny, from their crystal ball. It is eventually revealed that Merlin and Morgan dug up Uther's corpse and have reanimated it to commit necrophilia on it as part of a magic love spell.

You're welcome, Carina Press.
 
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The Shadow

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Paranormal, urban fantasy, or SFF romance with twisty politics that hold our lovers apart, especially if there’s a component of duty to it.
Urban Fantasy books are already pretty much romance novels with more vampires and gunfights.

Twisty politics? Guess I'll write some fucking Dune fanfic and send it in. Why the fuck not.
"Observe the glans within glans within glans."
 

From The Uncanny Valley

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I have the perfect pitch.

Guinevere pegging Lancelot with a steel dildo called Excalibur, forged by the Hermaphrodite of the Lake, while King Arthur masturbates from behind some foliage & Percival is waiting under Lancelot with the Holy Grail to catch his splooge so he can feed it to King Arthur. Merlin is a pre-op MtF tranny who co-narrates the book with Morgan le Fay, a FtM tranny, from their crystal ball. It is eventually revealed that Merlin and Morgan dug up Uther's corpse and have reanimated it to commit necrophilia on it as part of a magic love spell.

You're welcome, Carina Press.

I didn't know you were a Fate fan too!
 

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