Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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At this rate we'll need a separate thread in which to further worldbuild this hit new fantasy setting.
I honestly considered coming up with a homebrew module for all this IBS shit a bit ago. I then realized how bad an idea it would be because I’d need to account for at least 5 different factions, 30 something characters, and a ton of combinations of events to allow for a good deal of player freedom.

My autism is not that strong for that.
 
- smug and unlikable
- acts like he's smarter than everyone even though he isn't smart at all
- believes himself to be a brilliant general because he plays a lot of strategy games

Sargon is a real-life Arnold J. Rimmer (BSc).
Has he vlogged about his Risk campaigns yet?

I can completely believe that Vee has been subject to a black card situation
 

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He’ll probably reach it before Ralph, he just needs to do one mildly remarkable stupid thing. And it’ll get there in a snap.

Honestly I’ve kept somewhat of an eye on him through Akkad Daily and I see a fair amount fo stuff I could post about but he’s honestly gotten so boring and I just find Vaush more interesting at the moment. There’s only so many ways I can call him a dumb piece of shit.

The biggest question regarding Carl is if he’ll try to rise up again for attention realizing he’s bleeding money. Or just coast along for a couple of years into total irrelevance.
If Ralph is able to hold his gunt for another month or so, Sargon will surely be the one to reach 1000 first. However given the Gunt cycle, the Gunt has far more potential, so it wouldn't be surprising if the Gunt picks up and surpasses Sargon. His thread reached 600+ in the matter of several weeks. I'm guessing it took years for Boogie's thread to reach 600. Sargon's thread exploded after he ran for office, but IMO in a lesser proportion.

Sargon is too boring to laugh at nowadays. Unless he runs for office again or something, he's just stale and very uninspiring. Expected, he looks like Matt Jarbo's uncle.
 

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Bloody, bloody 2020.
@tuscangarder Carl is Red Gang now :^)
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- smug and unlikable
- acts like he's smarter than everyone even though he isn't smart at all
- believes himself to be a brilliant general because he plays a lot of strategy games

Sargon is a real-life Arnold J. Rimmer (BSc).
Has he vlogged about his Risk campaigns yet?
Carl also failed all his exams and has a chip on his shoulder about his lack of qualifications
at least Rimmer has his Bronze Swimming Certificate
 

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Alright then it doesn't count, lol, tell the forum AI to not count pages with posts that don't have content about the cow.

We've come a long way since the first couple of pages.

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I'm glad we got over that obnoxious hump most threads about internet talking heads go through where people whinge that it isn't necessary like the last twenty people who said the same thing didn't get that point across.
 
Before this thread reaches the 1.000th post, I'd like to thank Karl Benjamin for severely screwing up anything he touches with his bumbling mess of a person that he is. Thanks to him, I've dedicated myself since the beginnings of Gamergate to actually make a good game worth playing. It is nearing a playable state after several years, with multiple people that played a test build claiming a lot of stuff needs fixing, but great concept, application and playability that has a very promising future. All this self-funded, though I did fail to crowdfund a faster development through Kickstarter.

So, mister Karl, thank you for being a failure. It motivated me to do something right by watching all what you did wrong (and others, to be completely fair), and made me stay very far away from politics, at least when it comes to taking personal activism.
 

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To think the only thing he had going for him as a youtuber was 'this week in stupid' which looking back was funny because of his reaction to the stories.
But he decided to throw it away by doing activism.
 

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Before this thread reaches the 1.000th post, I'd like to thank Karl Benjamin for severely screwing up anything he touches with his bumbling mess of a person that he is. Thanks to him, I've dedicated myself since the beginnings of Gamergate

You see that number on the top right? That's the post count. We're talking page count.

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Karl, getting 1000 pages is a bigger achievement than your political career.

And less of a disappointment.

Well in honor of the upcoming 1000th page, I decided to slough through a bit of akkadian content.


It's an absolutely fantastical take on arthurian legends.

He claims that it is an example of early redpilled thinking, and the context makes me think he means redpill as the specific pua-type community.

So this community, that believes in spinning women as plates and using them interchangeably, with catchphrases like "she's not yours, it's just your turn", is comparable to the arthurian knightly stories of putting women on impossibly high pedestals.

In this story he talks about how gawain married the ugliest possible women (sargon seemed to really enjoy talking about the details of how ugly she is), and then she is transformed on their wedding night into a completely beautiful woman.

He really goes out of his way to tell how dominating and domineering she is, and then when she changes and asks "what is your will?", he hastens to emphasize that this isn't submissive of her.

God I just watched that harvard psychologist talk to destiny and basicly admit that he acts like an asshole because he copied Cloud from FF. What I wouldn't give for this guy to talk to Sargon about women and control vs. communication.
 
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