Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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John Carmack

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Was this something he just did or is this older? If it's recent, I hope TL;DR makes a response. Him hitting back at Sargon will be like shooting fish in a barrel considering TL;DR actually knows how to present a coherent argument and back it up with research.
It was last year after Carl shot himself in the foot with the "Hello Jim" video.

Here's TL;DR's vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClT09j8EH5c
Carl's original video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btfpXBo8XKM
 
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Doctor Placebo

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This is a pattern with Sargon, he can't handle it when prominent non-sjw figures mock and criticize him, it's like he believes everyone who's not an sjw should be automatically on his side and agreeing with everything he says and does, it's weird.
Even though he doesn't have any problem saying damaging things about Jim or the Killstreamers, including things that aren't true...

Boy, most of his comments about politics in his response have become Grade A cringe comedy. Is Carl the Michael Scott of the skeptic community? Except less successful and endearing?
 

LordofCringe7206

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This is a pattern with Sargon, he can't handle it when prominent non-sjw figures mock and criticize him, it's like he believes everyone who's not an sjw should be automatically on his side and agreeing with everything he says and does, it's weird.
It's been theorized before that Carl doesn't know how to deal with right-wingers who disagree with him. Because so many of his arguments are designed specifically to target SJWs, he isn't really capable of going beyond people who aren't them.

This also highlights why he's such a pseudo-intellectual. He can't actually formulate arguments or come up with ideas.
 

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It's been theorized before that Carl doesn't know how to deal with right-wingers who disagree with him. Because so many of his arguments are designed specifically to target SJWs, he isn't really capable of going beyond people who aren't them.

This also highlights why he's such a pseudo-intellectual. He can't actually formulate arguments or come up with ideas.
True, a majority of his talking points are generally regurgitated. It's why his conversations with more conservative opponents are invariably cataclysmic for Sargon. Even the most brainless of right-leaning adversaries of his have gotten Sargon to say something stupid since he isn't typically capable of thinking something through on the fly unassisted, at least without falling back to his stock talking points. He'll usually follow up dumb statements with one of the most irritating personality traits of pseudo-intellectuals: the inability to admit they're wrong. Instead they'll either stand steadfast by their stupid point, or warp words, meanings, and events to make them "technically right."

Two examples which exemplify this is his "when a child should start having sex depends on the child" quote and his disastrous political campaign run. In the former, despite this quote being used nowadays to mock him, he defends his statement by saying that the onset of puberty varies from child to child (expanding on his original statement). This defense, of course, completely misses the point which is that he's being presented as a defender of the sexualization of children--but this is apparently only second in severity to being seen as wrong, in Sargon's eyes. As for his political campaign, when it was clear he was like poison to his party, he tried to pad his inevitable failure by begging people not to vote for him towards the end of it. It's clear that he only did so in order to point at it and say that he intended to fail all along. Thus he indeed failed, and gave that very excuse, fooling exactly no one.

I can't think of a single instance where Sargon admitted to being wrong. Even after he was proven to be demonstrably wrong when he tried to campaign in favor of Google, hoping to save his ad revenue by being a good little bootlicker, he wouldn't admit fault. He was explicitly told it was a bad idea which wouldn't work (which he ignored), yet after the fact, he still warped it to say he was right--just wrong in hindsight. He used some moon logic to say that the information that unquestionably proved him wrong wasn't released yet, so he couldn't possibly have known what he was doing was idiotic, even though common sense should've told him so. In other words, he wasn't wrong all along, he was just right until he wasn't right anymore.

One of the most fascinating things is seeing Sargon try to argue in real time. It's like watching a guy try to knife fight with a Swiss army knife--he whips out a multitude of different tools, techniques, and approaches. All of them are completely random and off-the-wall, yet none are effective. And like watching a guy try to knife fight with a Swiss army knife, it's utterly enthralling to watch, and all for the wrong reasons.
 

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I stumbled upon a video in my feed from Dick Brain doing an update.

It was done in response to some Brexit drama and he brought up a potential general election. According to him, UKIP will take a ‘tactical’ approach and make sure as many Brexiteers get in.

As opposed to not being tactical, before? Uh, does that sound stupid to any one else?

Kind of surprising UKIP is looking forward to an election when they’re at best 1 percent in the polls. Perhaps Carl’s delusion has infected the entire party and its become exactly what Farage predicted, a protest party rather than anything potentially viable.

Edit: Another thing, Batten is apparently not technically in good standing and the party wont take him out of that for awhile. They said its ok for him to be a spokesman but that if they put him into good standing Braine would just make make him deputy. Braine didn’t deny this either.

Braine is basically just a Batten meat puppet, which is why he sucked Carl’s cock earlier. Nothing is going to change in UKIP, congrats Carl you’ve become a systemic virus for the party.
 
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Toilet Man

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And he can't even handle semi-functional SJWs anyway, Kevin and Kristi being two examples of SJWs who regularly demolish him with little to no effort. He pretty much can only get the upper hand on nobody no-name Twitterati brainlets, and people with an IQ so low anybody could blow them out. Sargon fancies himself a modern Christopher Hitchens or something, but by far his worst moments are his live debates, so he couldn't be less like a Hitchens.
 

instythot

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And he can't even handle semi-functional SJWs anyway, Kevin and Kristi being two examples of SJWs who regularly demolish him with little to no effort. He pretty much can only get the upper hand on nobody no-name Twitterati brainlets, and people with an IQ so low anybody could blow them out. Sargon fancies himself a modern Christopher Hitchens or something, but by far his worst moments are his live debates, so he couldn't be less like a Hitchens.
Let's not undersell it. He fancies himself having the debate skills of Hitchens, the wit of Wilde, the ruthlessness of Machiavelli, the strategy of Sun Tzu, the oratory of Churchill, the charisma of JFK and the shitposting power of all the chans combined

And for some reason, he continually loses to Kevin Fucking Logan
 

Toilet Man

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Even though it's a common criticism of Wigger of Akkad that he is incapable of admitting he's wrong, even when proven wrong on the spot, one of my biggest pet peeves with him is that he fundamentally has no belief system and just goes along with whatever someone says. Countless times he'll state something and someone else will disagree, explain why, and he'll just say "yeah maybe you're right" or "please send me the info because I didn't know that" and then he moves on as if he didn't just take a huge L.

He is a typical centrist, but moreso because he tries to balance contradictory information while not taking one side or the other.

For example he spent a lot of time covering "Justice Democrats" and American progressives, shitting on Bernie Sanders et al and saying they're radicals and extremists. Now that's all subjective obviously and I'm not going to make personal judgements, BUT he refers to himself as an "English liberal" which in part means he wants to preserve the NHS, and one of the main concerns of those groups he shits on is universal healthcare in America. Essentially he calls the American left radical and extremist for trying to create the things the UK already has, and he supports.

So basically he's the kind of faggt that would have opposed the labor movement when it started, but now that it is over with and many policies and structures are in place due to their efforts, he incorporates those things into his political identity and wants to preserve them, while opposing the same thing in America.

His entire worldview is defined by opposition to SJWs, and that's why nothing he believes in looks consistent when viewed from a broader perspective.

/rant
 

instythot

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His entire worldview is defined by opposition to SJWs, and that's why nothing he believes in looks consistent when viewed from a broader perspective.

/rant
Patrick Bearing revealed himself to be exactly this quite some time ago as well, when debating Russian deadpool, I think.

He could only answer what he's for by framing it terms of opposition to SJWs. Carl tries to avoid exposing himself as a moron by misdirection. "But look over there! It's a 20 year plan!"
 

that_monika

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Let's not undersell it. He fancies himself having the debate skills of Hitchens, the wit of Wilde, the ruthlessness of Machiavelli, the strategy of Sun Tzu, the oratory of Churchill, the charisma of JFK and the shitposting power of all the chans combined
The amazing thing isn't that he thought that about himself (his ego's always been inflated, and exponentially every day since the 2016 election season). The amazing thing is he STILL thinks this about himself. After everything that's happened with the failed political campaign, the failed political party creation, the failed game creation from years ago (seriously he couldnt make a shitty unity game in over half a decade), the failed debates with every person he's ever debated, the failed wooing of Jim to Gamergate 47.0, and the million other failures I don't even remember, he STILL believes it. He STILL thinks he's an intellectual. He STILL thinks he's politically savvy. He STILL thinks he's a skilled debater. After all of this, he STILL doesn't realize he isn't as smart as he thinks he is.
 

Druveer

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This is a pattern with Sargon, he can't handle it when prominent non-sjw figures mock and criticize him, it's like he believes everyone who's not an sjw should be automatically on his side and agreeing with everything he says and does, it's weird.
It's not weird when you understand that Carl is a dumbass who sees the world as just a series of various tribes, not that that is wrong really, the dumbass bit is that Carl believes that if he considers you part of the same tribe as he then you should agree with him on everything.

Even though he doesn't have any problem saying damaging things about Jim or the Killstreamers, including things that aren't true...

Boy, most of his comments about politics in his response have become Grade A cringe comedy. Is Carl the Michael Scott of the skeptic community? Except less successful and endearing?
Because he considers himself the head of his particular tribe.

Christ on the cross if there was ever a person who was the poster child for unwarranted self importance it's the Swindon Smuckler.
 

instythot

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Carl is just a political fence-sitter who's only good at "owning the SJWs". Beyond that he really has nothing to offer or anything else he's good at.
Well... if you've heard his interactions with Kevin and Kristi, you can't even say he's good at that.

Bets on him picking on Shaun or Jen now that the duo has broken up?
 

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First ten seconds in,
“Wheres the second Epstein video?”
“Don’t worry guys, its coming. It takes alot of work just like the first one.”

Lmao who the fuck cares about Epstein now, that shit has passed. Actually why is he even bothering to make one on him? Thats pretty far out from his sphere. Must be because he knows he’ll get more views out of it than his normal shit.
Because youtube politics is fucking boring now, Carl. You hitched your livelihood to a dying youtube fad and are just finally coming to grips with that.
 

instythot

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First ten seconds in,
“Wheres the second Epstein video?”
“Don’t worry guys, its coming. It takes alot of work just like the first one.”

Lmao who the fuck cares about Epstein now, that shit has passed. Actually why is he even bothering to make one on him? Thats pretty far out from his sphere. Must be because he knows he’ll get more views out of it than his normal shit.
Because youtube politics is fucking boring now, Carl. You hitched your livelihood to a dying youtube fad and are just finally coming to grips with that.
Carl's into Epstein purely because Daddy Jim has said he's into the Epstein case
 

Doctor Placebo

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Well... if you've heard his interactions with Kevin and Kristi, you can't even say he's good at that.

Bets on him picking on Shaun or Jen now that the duo has broken up?
Carl can't into debating period. He's only somewhat effective at replying to other people's statements after the fact, when they can't defend themselves or counterattack.

Shaun and Jen broke up? Oh man, here's to hoping this lead to some kind of breakdown from that pretentious monotone prick. His constant bad faith arguments and schtick of giving everyone on the left the benefit of the doubt to the point of insanity while reading sinister things into anything anyone on the right says are so obnoxious. I don't think Carl could handle Shaun in a debate though. Like you pointed out, he can't even handle Kristi Winters.
 

instythot

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Carl can't into debating period. He's only somewhat effective at replying to other people's statements after the fact, when they can't defend themselves or counterattack.

Shaun and Jen broke up? Oh man, here's to hoping this lead to some kind of breakdown from that pretentious monotone prick. His constant bad faith arguments and schtick of giving everyone on the left the benefit of the doubt to the point of insanity while reading sinister things into anything anyone on the right says are so obnoxious. I don't think Carl could handle Shaun in a debate though. Like you pointed out, he can't even handle Kristi Winters.
The post breakup reveal was that Jen doesn't even like men. Her and Shaun were roommates and she kept the podcast or something
 

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