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Featured Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @WarPlanPurpleLeader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter

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Why did Sargon do his Sunday stream?

Poll closed Sep 25, 2018.
  1. Humblebrag Theory - Entire stream was just to brag to Jim he went to the EU Assembly.

    135 vote(s)
  2. Too Big to Fail Theory - Sargon genuinely believed that stream would put Jim down.

    285 vote(s)
  3. Rick James Theory - Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    107 vote(s)
  1. Ok, this thread is probably going to be a divisive one, and I'm hoping it doesn't devolve into troll shielding or something like that.

    What can be said about this guy? He is a British Youtuber who is notorious for making many videos that complain about SJWs or whatever groups fall under that umbrella (e.g. feminism). Sargon was, and still is a major figure in GamerGate (which is still going on, why?)

    For all his bluster about SJWs, like others of his ilk, he is cut from the same cloth. Since there have been a few comments in the "Boys who cried SJW" thread where his name frequently pops up, it only seems right to give him his own thread.

    In his videos, you can typically count on him:

    -Crying sophistry at whoever for whatever reason
    -Complaining about "professional victims"
    -Talking about whatever SJW issue is the flavor of the day
    -Using thumbnails that compare whoever he is attacking to Nazis or some other malignant group/person (Chairman Pao, SOCJUS, Swastikas, the female gender symbol with the fist, etc)
    -Actually make said comparisons within the actual video
    -Reference Orwellian concepts such as doublethink or thought crime
    -Something, something, Steve Shives
    -Bring up logical fallacies or cognitive biases and talk about them as if he actually understands them because British accent apparently means he's smart
    -Do something that manufactures outrage (he shouldn't kid himself with titles like "This Week In Stupid" or "Why Do People Hate Feminists")
    - Complain about Islam/ "Islamophiles"
    -The odd drop of the words "Cultural Marxist" here or there.

    Basically, what a good chunk of the user base here have done at least once

    Go nuts people.

    A few examples of some of his recent content:

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    #1 Anonimo, Mar 10, 2016
    Last edited: Mar 10, 2016

    Anonimo My kingdom for a facepalm rating

  2. I like his videos and I think that this thread should be locked (but only after it gets really terrible because those threads are funny to watch)
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    autisticdragonkin Eric Borsheim
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  3. Do you have examples of his lolcowish behavior that go beyond "he doesn't like SJWs/feminists"?
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    Hat Tranny Sayaka Miki
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  4. I have to agree, by that definition all of Kiwi Farms would count as lolcows.

    ... oh wait.
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    vertexwindi Ohhh~ banana
    Supervisor True & Honest Fan

  5. Not sure I'm seeing the point here. He whines and bitches incessantly about a type of people he doesn't like much.
    We're getting into pot/kettle territory here.
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    Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

    Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Original Prick
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  6. Yeah, I see this thread going the same way as the Milo Yiannopolous and Breitbart threads. I don't think we're gonna get much out of this beyond: "He spergs about SJWs". Remember, not liking/disagreeing with someone isn't grounds for a lolcow thread.
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    TheImportantFart Prison Break Wind
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  7. I'm gonna copy and paste what I said in Ass Manager's Boys who cried SJWs thread.

    He might be a more divisive one then. We have a Slymepit thread where he goes and answers questions. I think it's better to keep discussion related to him within this thread and others like it.
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    chimpburgers Big league
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  8. :autism:

    Also, you should provide some links to show off his behaviour which you deem lolcowish.
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    DykesDykesChina Human/Science

  9. I don't see how he qualifies as a lolcow.
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    Van Darkholme

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  10. Okay.

    He's a dickless nerd.

    But his online thingy is "Sargon of Akkad."


    Just look up that dude.

    He was the biggest badass of his era.

    Sort of like this dickless nerd isn't.

    Just saying.

    This guy is a lolcow.
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    AnOminous life of the mind
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  11. If we're gonna have this thread open, please add his powerword to the title. It's Carl Benjamin.

    This is what he looks like. He actually once mentioned this site a bit when he was asked about it. He said it looked like fun.



    Let me find some of his tweets to Laurie Penny. Those might be worth talking about.
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    chimpburgers Big league
    True & Honest Fan Wiki Sysop

  12. I like a lot of his videos, but this one was pretty terrible.

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    Bokrug's Basement

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  13. He's a bit of a wanker but really not deserving of his own thread.
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  14. [​IMG]

    Fat cigar + Cuban dictator = Hardcore.

    Fat cigar + El Neckbeardo Grande = repressed homosexual urges.
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    DykesDykesChina Human/Science

  15. I can see this thread going in two different ways. It can either be like The Amazing Atheist thread where pretty much the worst of what he does is covered but it's acknowledged that not everything he says is wrong or it can still be a debate about whether he is or isn't a lolcow. This is also why I would caution people against making a Thunderf00t thread for similar reasons.

    Let's get some content in here, like this. There was a time I was in chat and a bunch of people were saying that Sargon had become pretty spergy.

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    chimpburgers Big league
    True & Honest Fan Wiki Sysop

  16. He's usually got enough self depreciation to stop himself going full lolcow. He isnt really a loser IRL, he rustles the jimmies of people who are actual lolcows. His video's are usually pretty forgettable and occasionally spergy but nothing really marks them out as a Chris chan or even a Brianna Wu.
    The only think I can think of which qualifies as lolcow is his e-begging and the fact the he assumed the title of famous person from history as his online persona-the pretentious shithead.

    Edit-people like this now instead of 2016 Should take note he's rapidly devolving into one.

    Edit the 2nd, it's 2018 now he's a collosal lolcow.
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    #16 Emperor Julian, Mar 10, 2016
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
  17. I'll still leave this thread up even though I'm neutral on him (but slightly leaning towards alright with him), since he had some spergy moments.
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    Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew Mr. John Doe
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

  18. ISWYDT.
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    PurpleSquirrel "He who dies with the most stories, wins."

  19. He's a pretentious shit and a sperg, but hardly enough for his own thread.
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    Hodor z-list shitposter

  20. I haven't seen much of his videos, usually tl:dw for my own tastes. He's a neckbeard edgelord asshole for sure from what I've seen. He definitely blows shit out of proportion and spends like 30 years sperging over a 10 minute video which is pretty autistic.

    He's an inferior ranter, but probably not a lolcow.
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    Asmik Otaku

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