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Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / The Thinkery / @WarPlanPurpleLeader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter

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Why did Sargon do his Sunday stream?

Poll closed Sep 25, 2018.
  1. Humblebrag Theory - Entire stream was just to brag to Jim he went to the EU Assembly.

    135 vote(s)
    25.6%
  2. Too Big to Fail Theory - Sargon genuinely believed that stream would put Jim down.

    285 vote(s)
    54.1%
  3. Rick James Theory - Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    107 vote(s)
    20.3%
  1. How long is it gonna be until Carl starts false-flagging videos that shit on him?
     
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  2. When he gets sustained fire like Matt did
     
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  3. Sargon, like a mob boss, never directly gets his hands dirty. He'll have his liberalist army do it, or he'll have Vee do it, or Louis Le Vau, or ShortFatOtaku, or Uzulu etc etc etc. Any number of his mini-me boobs.

    Just like with Kraut's server that Sargon knew about and privately disavowed but publicly went silent on because (just IMO so bear with me) if Kraut succeeds the alt-right are BTFO'd and this benefits Sargon but if it all blows up in Kraut's face Sargon gets to virtue-signal about privately opposing such activities. Sargon never does anything directly because as much as he's a potato-tier philosopher he's certainly the alpha-skeptic in terms of the ways he manipulates his little community of cucks.
     
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  4. It's like listening to a BBC documentary about a distant tribe.
     
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    #7164 Miller, Oct 10, 2018
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  5. It reminds of the "digital black face" women, her accent was more artificial than ASDA price Jaffa Cakes.
     
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  6. He’s supported Kraut’s return even as he equates Ralph to Kraut as an insult. Not surprising
     
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  7. REALLY? Jesus Christ.
     
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  8. You know, I almost have to wonder if someone tipped Jim off about that one. He sure knew to hammer on metrics and results in the Sunday stream. Do the dates line up?
     
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  9. Watch him brag incessantly about this and forget the whole quitting thing.
     
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  10. The Timeline

    nope... I'm sure it's common knowledge by now that Jim has a fortune telling gift!
     
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  11. bh.jpg

    I feel like this screencap sums up the interview pretty well. Bannon is a renowned 4D chess player and here he is, sitting with a (smug)chucklefuck Youtube neckbeard who gets all his historical information from strategy games, streams Dungeons & Dragons online and joined UKIP so he can shill Starship Trooper philosophy in opposition to the European Union.

    PS: is that a Fifth Element painting above the fireplace? WTF are these people even.

    Edit:

    So I finished the Bannon interview Sargon did, rather unremarkable interview where Sargon just did a lot of yep-nodding (funny in and of itself that Sargon agrees with Bannon on so much given he's desperately clinging to lefty credibility) and Bannon just rambled on and on like a guy who just got rescued from an isolated island and had to empty his thoughts at someone. Calling this an interview would actually be pretty generous, Sargon's presence was basically pointless.

    But I did find two interesting moments:



    This one is interesting just on a very basic level given the hot topic that Brexit is.



    But this one however was really interesting IMO as Sargon moves the topic to #MeToo and Kavanaugh, in his very typically potato-tier reactionary FEMINIST DESTROYAH fashion he tries to dismiss the whole #MeToo thing as an opening gambit for the Kavanaugh topic and Bannon basically BTFOs Sargon for like ten minutes talking about #MeToo and its impact quite positively, causing Sargon to do what he always does when he talks to someone who he thought agreed with him about everything only to find out they don't, reacting with with passive-aggressive "yep"s and "a-ha"s as Bannon talks over him, waiting for his moment to pull the Sargon one-two where he reels himself back in and tries to give a more moderate alternative to his initial comment.

    The awkwardness is palpable as fuck and a pretty great example of why Sargon is a dogshit media personality, interviewer and thinker in general.
     
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    #7171 Cistern Rumbler, Oct 11, 2018
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  12. Carl of Swindon and his cult of failure (everyone inSargon cult is a failure and they idolize failure)
     
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  13. I don't think so, looks more like a polo and slightly blueish. His lucky shirt is the black button up short sleeve no?

    Maybe that's why the "interview" was a dog's dinner, he forgot his lucky shirt.
     
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  14. Well it's a step up from the lucky toga he wore back in Ancient Greece

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Another to add to the Sargon self-own stack:



    This guy just embarrasses himself everywhere he goes. He should stay in his office.
     
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  16. "There is no doubt that #MeToo was a necessary cause" - Carl Benjamin, 2018

    Has he not given every impression that he thinks the exact opposite up until one of his heroes disagreed with him?

    I thought the lucky shirt was dark, button up and long sleeved with the sleeves rolled up. You know, so Carl can properly get his hands dirty saving western civilization. You may be right on the polo part, but there's an awful lot of shadow across an awful lot of gut that might be hiding some identifying buttons

    @Grand Lunar you've met Carl. Was he wearing the lucky shirt?
     
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    #7177 instythot, Oct 11, 2018
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  17. I'm starting to think Mr. Based Chad Liberalist has taken the shirt mockery to heart and purchased some new clothes. Boy it's tough, just wanted to play vidya games and now he has to spend some of those thousands he makes a month making Youtube videos on new threads, or people will continue to obscure his message with shirt memes.

    I actually burst out laughing when he backtracked.
     
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  18. He must have at least a second shirt. Would his wife tolerate him playing topless ark when laundry is being done?

    The Dillahunty (whoever that is) thing is yet another recent example of him trying to win an argument with "but I have more subscribers". In an ideal world, we'd see something like an argument with someone like keemstar pushing the stupidest points and walking away with the same technique
     
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  19. If she's willing to tolerate his thirsting after shemales, her threshold for dealing with his bullshit is probably pretty high.
     
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