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Carlos Maza, known on Twitter as @gaywonk (a), despite saying that he has "pretty thick skin when it comes to online harassment" (a), gets so bothered by people calling him a 'queer' that he went on an autistic rampage with the goal of silencing political commentator Steven Crowder. This shit has been going on for nearly a week, and his explosive reaction to YouTube not giving a shit about his crusade to ban the former voice actor for The Brain from Arthur (a) for saying mean things has been very, very funny.
Who The Fuck Is Carlos "Gay Wonk" Maza?
Carlos "Cryin' Carlito" Maza (a) is a "openly gay", irrelevant Elf On The Shelf doll who works as a journalist and video content creator for Vox News (who unironically cited us in one of their articles at some point (a)). He's been described in the past as "Brian Stelter meets NowThis meets SJW" (a).
Here's a video where he tears up over the thought of people saying mean shit online:
Wait, didn't he just tell us he had "thick skin" when it comes to 'online harassment'? This will only seem normal if you either unironically trust anything a journalist has to say (less likely), or you weren't paying attention up to this point (more likely). As it turns out, Carlito is not that reliable of a narrator when it comes to most issues.
For example, he doesn't like CNN, right?
Carlito's distaste for CNN, based on his own words. is rooted from them "treating politics like a game", not having reliable sources, and not being a serious news organization. But wait, doesn't he work for fucking Vox? One of the many online publications that depend on clickbait, has fucking Internet forums as citations, and
@Memology 101 made a Twitter thread where he theorizes this whole fiasco was coordinated to hurt Vox's relationship with YouTube, where they currently make most their money from (a). If you don't feel like going to another website, @Jaimas summarized the theory in this post below:
Oh, and another thing: Carlos doesn't really like being a journalist, or just living in his body (a).
In fact, Carlos has a very long history on Twitter. I bet it spans decades, maybe even before Twitter was even invented. That's how much he's tweeted. In the spoiler below is some of Carlos's greatest hits, all gathered by professional phoneposter @LateNightComics.
You can tell this guy is a journalist for Vox. He has the most vacuous, uninteresting thoughts imaginable.
Milo might be gay and obnoxious (some might even say he's 'obnoxiously gay'), but Carlos blows Milo (lol) out of the water with how much of a faggot he is.
Getting back to how Carlos literally can't stand living in his own body, I have to say, I can't really blame Carlito for hating himself. I would hate myself too if my only use in the world was yelling to an audience of zero about how Fox News is ruining our country because they're bullying him. And now, as you're about to find out, Steven Crowder has been bullying him too. Poor guy.
Let's try to be optimistic for a second, for the sake of our boy Carlito. We've seen numerous cases of social media platforms bending the knee to these random journalists from Twitter, banning users because of their political agendas. This Steven Crowder dude should be knocked down to size in the snap of a finger, right? Right?
Let's talk about the Twitter thread that started this whole mess. I'll hide the full thread in a spoiler.
Let's disregard the obvious misspelling of a certain word for just one second. Carlos is claiming he was doxed. Not only is Carlos a public figure with a blue checkmark and a Wikipedia page, but there's another giant hole in this story, and it's not on his body.
This motherfucker has a LinkedIn page (a) where you not only can find most of the information typically found in a dox, but you can very, very easily contact him.
So, there's a 98% chance he wasn't actually doxed and that he's lying. I'll give him 2% because of how big a cow he is.
The rest of the thread claims YouTube goes on and on about how much they care about gay people (even though, like every other company, they just use them as a marketing strategy to look more woke), and that is why Steven Crowder should be taken down: for "harassing"
As expected, this response that doesn't call for the blood of Steven Crowder doesn't make Carlito all that happy.
Looking at the current state of this trashfire, this has multiple potential endings. This could end in Crowder being kicked off YouTube, this could end in Carlos becoming a lolcow entirely seperate from this incident, this could end in no one giving a shit, or it could be a combination of all three. Either way, this has been very fun to observe. Let's hope for more funny shit.
External Links / TL;DRs
- For further reading, check out the original Articles & Happenings thread on the topic (a). I feel this story is big enough to be recognized as a trashfire, but it's important to point out that this is being discussed on the Farms.
- @Memology 101
made a great video summarizing all this, check it out by clicking this link. I will only provide the archive in this threadmade THREE more videos about this shit, one where he dunks on Carlos himself, one where he dunks on ImAllexx (YouTuber who makes boringdrama"comedic YouTube criticism" videos who has a fanbase of thirteen year old girls who only like him because they think he's cute (a)) for his dumb, hypocritical stance on which jokes Crowder should and shouldn't be allowed to make, and one where he discusses the amount of YouTubers getting banned off the platform (all while a few other YouTubers continue to not give a shit). - Tim Pool also
made a video about the Twitter threadmade TWO videos about the Twitter thread, providing his hot take on the whole situation.
At some point, the hashtag #VoxAdpocalypse became the number one trending hashtag on Twitter in the United States. Ever since then, users on 4chan (specifically /pol/) have been trying their damndest to dox him and dig up everything they can that even suggests Carlos is linked to it. Users of 8chan have also been alleged to have collected information on Carlos, but I could not find a thread that discussed any potential dox.
Nothing of what I'm going to link to has been 100% verified. Take every single piece of dox under this section with a grain of salt. Unless there's proof backing it up, only a fool would take anything posted on 4ch as fact.
Also, I'm not a moderator of the site. I do not have the authority to ban you from the thread because of how you wanted to share something you found on 4ch or 8ch or whatever. But if I had to give some tips to any newbies on how they would post in here without inadvertently winning a free vacation to Banworld, South Carolina, it would be these:
- Be concise. Share everything you found in as few posts as possible. This is not an imageboard, don't spread out your stuff in several posts like you're the xX_HAXX0R_8UNNY_Xx trying to hide eggs filled with unverified dox.
- Don't take this shit too seriously. We're observing the dumb fucking cow so we can laugh and talk about it. Don't make him run away by making the dox you found look like anything more than what it is: public information that anyone with a search engine can find. No one that regularly posts on Kiwi Farms, 4ch, or 8ch likes Carlos, but try not to go overboard. You are not an activist in any conceivable way, shape, or form, and you're a fucking idiot if you think otherwise.
- Just follow the fucking site rules. Scroll down if you want to read them, they're located directly above the textbox where you would write a post. They're sorta important.
If you find any links that talk about or investigate into Carlos's dox, either PM it to me or post it if you have stuff to say outside of just the link. Quality over quantity, one large or medium post will always be better than a gazillion small posts.
Also, I won't outright list things like locations or phone numbers or whatever. I'm linking threads that have dox which may or may not be correct, I'm not putting dox in here by itself (at least for now). You come to your own conclusions, I can't confirm nor deny anything.
REST IN PEACE BONGZILLA, THERE'S A HEAVEN FOR A G ♫
Also, I won't outright list things like locations or phone numbers or whatever. I'm linking threads that have dox which may or may not be correct, I'm not putting dox in here by itself (at least for now). You come to your own conclusions, I can't confirm nor deny anything.
- /pol/ thread número uno (a). This one includes, among a few other things, the first mention of the 'gaywonk' Reddit account (a) that Carlos publicly stated did not belong to him (a).
- /pol/ thread número dos (a). Here's where shit goes from gay to outright homosexual. The boys speculate on where he lives, what the name of his husband is (if he even has one), etc.
Old youtube channel:
cmaza
www.youtube.com
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The password was the number in his email and YouTube username twice so I believe it. Does he have an IQ of 15 to make his password so obvious?
Thanks goes to 8chan for all the info and work, just putting it here.
God, I know. And it really is such a shame. YouTube could've been so great. It still could be, but it won't, because like a great many other things, it's been ruined giant crybabies like this guy.
YouTube could become profitable and good tomorrow; but they won't, because they're too busy trying to please SJWS.
Wonder if this guy knows about his thread yet.
♫ HOW MANY BROTHERS FELL VICTIM TO THE STREETS?
REST IN PEACE BONGZILLA, THERE'S A HEAVEN FOR A G ♫
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