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Carmen Sandiego on NetflixEverything you loved is getting rebooted

Discussion in 'Multimedia' started by 2odastream, Jan 11, 2019 at 6:47 PM.

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    How'd she go from that to jailbait? And what an ugly animation style, is that like a fancier version of flash?
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    Everyone looks like they came from the universe of fucking Erin Esurance.
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  4. Well, atleast it will fulfill it's original intention. Educating kids about the world cultures, right?...r-right?
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  5. I would take cheap flash anyday over beany mouth thundercats and he-ra.
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  6. Looks like high budget goanimate.
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  7. sad shit man i listened to the theme song a few times these recent months before reading this. itl be a while till i do again
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  8. She looks like a tween superhero from a bad Disney cartoon, not the elusive femme fetal she's known as.
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  9. God fucking dammit nothing is sacred to these vultures.
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  10. It's like everything's being changed to appeal to children specifically.

    Why must they destroy everything I liked as a kid?
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    #10 Sword Fighter Super, Jan 11, 2019 at 8:24 PM
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  11. They're not using the original PBS game show theme song. Fuck them.
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  12. My childhood is ruined
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    lolimedgy pfffff

  13. tbh, i'd be down for an animated series with this rendition of her in your post over the adobe flash looking one.

    As long as it's not japanese anime.
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  14. Aww, all I saw initially was the thread title and thought Netflix was going to host all the original PBS episodes...
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  15. Here's how I envision the decision to greenlight this went:

    "Let's reboot Carmen Sandiego for a new generation. Just remember our guidelines: Young girls looking up to strong adult female characters is bad because boobies, and young boys watching grown women kicking ass in red is also bad because boobies. Get the team who animated those sexy Erin Esurance commercials on the phone, they got a job to do."
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  16. I'm glad to see it's getting a cartoon series.
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  17. Tbh if this gets good reception I might watch it. Was pleasantly surprised by She-Ra.

    I would love to come from a universe of fucking Erin Esurance.
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  18. I'd love to come from fucking Erin Esurance.
    ...Nah, that's too easy.
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  19. Sorta reminds me of how Lupin III migrated over time to "rogue hero who robs artifacts and generally messes with bad guys" from "thief who kills people and steals shit".

    And really is this the Erin Esurance crew? I'm not inherently opposed to them doing an adventure-style Carmen Sandiego project.
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  20. I actually enjoy the animation style and think it fits with the character, but why did they have to make her a teenager? Teenagers today don't know who the fuck Carmen Sandiego is. You're not appealing to anyone, Netflix!

    "A lady needs her tools."

    STFU Carmen you're like 14.
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