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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.
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CN: Apparently worse than any abusive spouse.
My kid loves Teen Titans Go and Gumball. So maybe shes good at her job ?
How dare she appeal to young children! She should be appealing to 20 to 30-something neckbeards who only want to watch the same shows over and over!
Now that I think about it, my nephews and friends' kids, expecially the boys, love Teen Titans Go, Gumball and Adventure Time. Whenever my wife and I have them over they seem to always watch one of those 3 shows. Bronies have ruined kids TV, they think just because they like it and they have a bit of pocket change from their 35k a year computer janitor job or stocking shelves or just plain old SSDI checks, they can dictate shows obviously aimed at kids. Kids who's parents have more buying power than 7 or 8 of those smelly neckbeards combined. Its just good business to ignore the shittiest part of your watchers when they're not a high return demographic.
Sure they'll buy toys and Mountain Dew, but the advertisers also push a lot of grown up shit during kids shows. Financial services, car ads, even mortgage options and home appliances. And when's the last time you saw a neckbeard concerned with any of that shit?
Sure they'll buy toys and Mountain Dew, but the advertisers also push a lot of grown up shit during kids shows. Financial services, car ads, even mortgage options and home appliances. And when's the last time you saw a neckbeard concerned with any of that shit?
Like one of the Kanker sisters said: Times change.
If a cartoon can drop this word of wisdom, you'd know Cartoon Network would change outside of nostalgic perview. I moved onto other television at like thirteen, I was more interested in games, books, and YouTube than what television had to offer at the time (outside of subscriptions).
If a cartoon can drop this word of wisdom, you'd know Cartoon Network would change outside of nostalgic perview. I moved onto other television at like thirteen, I was more interested in games, books, and YouTube than what television had to offer at the time (outside of subscriptions).
I bet @Null is thinking of fucking Christina Miller rn.
Also Cartoon Network is degenerate. But I bet @Darwin Watterson totally isn't!
Also Cartoon Network is degenerate. But I bet @Darwin Watterson totally isn't!
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Cartoon Network raped my dad and killed my mom, FACT!
While autistically screeching about how horrible CN is nowadays and how they can't get off the TTG dick is retarded it does remain a fact that CN is wasted potential. But, of course, the same can be said about countless other networks such as Nickelodeon, The History Channel, MTV and so on and so forth.
Fact of the matter is syndicated television is a product of a bygone era that is desperately hanging on and refusing to die. You can watch basically anything you want anytime you want nowadays, and having qualms about the legality of certain methods to do so is stupid especially if the company in question doesn't provide you with a way to do it legally.
I recall that back when she became the president of CN the cartoon spergs were happy about it, thinking she had to be better than the last guy (the man who tried to put live action on the network, for the record).
And now here we are. Isn't irony just great?
And now here we are. Isn't irony just great?
Only adults and whiny tards watch SU, which is the one thing everyone is salty over. My kid nephew loves TTG and Star Vs. I stick around at night for ATHF and anime.
TTG gets higher billing because each episode is 15 minutes long, has a limited color pallets, and can reuse the same frame of a character from a library.
SU and others on the other hand have shitty production output, scheduling is sporadic and off, and gets overtly complex with the art. If I remember they only have a limited amount of artists?
If the marketing and production is shit, your billing will be shit. Get over it.
TTG gets higher billing because each episode is 15 minutes long, has a limited color pallets, and can reuse the same frame of a character from a library.
SU and others on the other hand have shitty production output, scheduling is sporadic and off, and gets overtly complex with the art. If I remember they only have a limited amount of artists?
If the marketing and production is shit, your billing will be shit. Get over it.
That man was Snyder. It was called the "dark times" for CN because of the shitty live action shows they tried to force and that show about the damn chickens.. Chop Socky Chooks or something. The whole deal with Christina is that people went "well the first CEO/creator (whatever) of Cartoon NEETwork was a woman and she was the head from 1992 to 2001 so Christina might make CN great again." That's literally the mindset. "A woman made my nostalgia golden so now that another woman took the place of Snyder the Shitter, my nostalgia and life will return!"
I'll admit, I was kinda miffed seeing nothing but TTG sprinkled with OK KO. It's one of those things where I want to watch it but i just don't care about the shows except for Gumball. But at the same time, people shouldn't be pissed off because a CHILDREN'S CHANNEL is playing what children like the most. That's the main problem. If you have a problem, then support the other shows by watching when they air or just find another channel to watch. I'm amazed people didn't sperg the fuck out about Boomerang and how hard it decayed.
Man, that show's theme-song seems to be the marker that the kids are gonna turn off the TV and either go outside and play or fire up the playstation
Give all scheduling slots to the degenerate lesbian rock show and watch their opinion 180.
They are aware that CN is a channel specifically meant to target today's children?
As much as I love the old shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, I can just buy it on DVD anyway.
As much as I love the old shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, I can just buy it on DVD anyway.
People with kids, NEETs with parents paying the cable bill and women making less than 6 figures
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Cartoons are for shutting up kids for 30 or more minutes what the hell are you doing watching this stuff
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