Gross Cassie Napoli / ThriftThick - Greedy Beauty Guru, Horrible Hair, and Mukbang Videos; Lots of people hate her, apparently

[Feline Darkmage]

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Cassie goes by the online alias ThriftThick, because originally her videos had to do with thrift shopping. Over time though, she evolved into a beauty and make-up guru, and currently she seems to be changing into a mukbang youtuber, shoving all sorts of greasy food down her gullet for views.

She has been increasingly unstable as of late: getting into drama, switching between "I'm fine" and playing up a victim narrative regarding how hard her life is, begging companies for free shit/sponsorships, and looking more and more disheveled.

Seriously, her hair and make-up as of late is a mess, despite the fact she has shown she can do better. What is happening to her and causing her to crack like this? Is it a personal issue, or is it because of increased scrutiny and criticism? Also, why won't she just make a separate mukbang channel instead of posting them on her main?

These questions (and more) will be answered as we continue to watch her unravel over the course of this thread and further drama.

Important Recent Drama:
https://archive.md/mc8SQ (Tati Westbrook feud)

https://archive.md/Ee68Z (She's used the "Haters Make Me Famous" argument)

(Fan sends her fake lipstick)

(her pls no bully crying video)
Summary of above video by a lolcow.farm Anon

Most recent example of a mukbang video, in which she gorges herself.

 

[Acceptable]

she's not even that fat. well i mean not as fat as the others in her realm of the forums. i would say shes a little over where foreverkailyn weighed when she first started out her youtube career. so im interested to see which path she goes down.

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

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Powerword is Cassie Napoli.

 

[ShrinkingViolent]

Not to mention the literal HUNDREDS of cash money dollars she's shilled off of her fanatics with her past two live shows on Youtube... which Cashie claims "makes her bank account a happy place", just like hate-watching. Oh wait , no... she proudly uses this money to "give back to her channel" which includes funding more eating shows where she hums orgasmically over her 98% plant-based binges and shows generally more emotion than any other video.

She's insufferable, impossible to constructively criticize or offer advice to. If it's not the Cassie way, it's beneath her and she'll sure as hell have a smarmy comment on why her way is better.

Fun fact: she also might be an alcoholic. Watch how glassy, slurry, and disoriented she becomes during her nightly check-ins. This might explain her rapidly increasing weight, the bloated face, and those HEINOUS yellow jaundiced patches under her eyes... also her drunkbangs.

 

[LogicBeetch]

On a non-snark note: she has incredibly pretty eyes.
That's where my compliments end. I agree with ShrinkingViolet- there's something not quite right with her. I can't tell if it's a pharmaceutical/alcohol issue or a mental issue but there's enough sketch to proceed with caution. I'm curious how she managed to generate a cash cow with two live shows.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

she's not even that fat. well i mean not as fat as the others in her realm of the forums. i would say shes a little over where foreverkailyn weighed when she first started out her youtube career. so im interested to see which path she goes down.

Well yeah, good thing I didn't say she was fat already. But I'm with you in that I'd like to see whether she gets fatter or manages to keep it in check and not wind up like Pixy, Momokun, the Slatons, etc.

 

[Acceptable]

Well yeah, good thing I didn't say she was fat already. But I'm with you in that I'd like to see whether she gets fatter or manages to keep it in check and not wind up like Pixy, Momokun, the Slatons, etc.

i was referring to words pictured in her "this needs to stop" video thumbnail
but yea lol

 

[FatFuckingClown]

First time hearing about her.
The worst I can say so far is that she's creepy. Slightly unsettling, and I can't explain why.

Edit: Finally figured it out, she's that one mom at the PTA's that always seems like she samples the cooking sherry one too many times. The one that causes a scene at the mall.

Spoiler: "HONEY, YER PRIDDIER THAN EHNY OF THEESH LIDDEL BISHES"

 

[morgone]

She also has an MFA (in art history?) that she won't shut up about. Of course, this has not prompted her to go out and get a job or anything and she still lives with her parents.

 

[Nuttelex]

She has Chris Chan's hairline

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Those glasses are tragic.

 

[DuckSucker]

In the thumbnail for her mukbang video, she kinda looks a little stoned. Could that be the secret to mukbangs? Personally I never got hungry when stoned but I usually had taken an adderall in the morning or sometime before, so I dunno.

But that's not a good thumbnail.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I wanted this thread because people hate this woman so much. Where there's hate, there's milk.

She doesn't bother me, but I can see why she would bother other people. She's basically a thinner, better educated version of Amy Slaton. She sucks at makeup. She wants all of her subscribers to send her makeup so she doesn't have to buy it. She is greasy and sloppy and likes to eat on camera. She has a way over-inflated opinion of her own self-worth. She says dumb shit and then gets upset when people call her out on it.

Spoiler: Also this:

 

[DuckSucker]

I went digging through her other threads because I was reading this and was like, "All I see is a lady that comes across as very insecure, unstable, desperate and kinda needy." Also she looks like my fat diabetic aunt, minus maybe 150 lbs. I mainly skimmed shit on YTT and it seems like she's just kind of a catty jerk with a huge ego who guilts and abuses her fans, and tries to use her small platform of fame to be something much greater than she actually is.

The one thing that I find hilarious is that apparently she bought Prada brand glasses frames. I dont know if those are the glasses she's wearing now in her videos, but she was hemming and hawing over Prada or some other very-high-end name-brand frames, while talking about being poor and needing to be thrifty or something. The thing is, they posted a screenshot of her wearing normal fucking glasses and she looks a thousand times better. Literally 40 years younger. This is a 26 year old girl, according to them.

You can see her in normal glasses here:

 

[Sailor Earth]

Hmm, I used to be subscribed to her, she always had an odd vibe and was one of those channels you'd watch to feel better about yourself ngl. She's displayed some real bitchy behavior before, and is a disheveled cat lady who I wouldn't be surprised to be an alcoholic. But girl definitely has her fair share of issues, I remember watching this video for example.

All in all I think the woman needs to put time into caring for herself, inside and out, instead of trying so damn hard to be some big time youtuber. She's creeping up to 300,000 subs but I never see her really being incredibly popular. Or the kind of popular that would make her some bank and give her a never ending supply of PR like she craves.

 

[Barbarella]

Am I the only one who doesn't see her as a cow? She seemed a normal girl, thrift shopping, reviewing samples, and YTT and GG found her and went nuts.

Her subsequent rants aren't even rants, they are explanations about why she's made certain choices. Now she makes enough money to not buy thrift stiluff and people go nuts over that. She can seem to do anything right but not because of autism.

I don't know why she was latched onto or what the hate is about. Granted, I also don't watch her more than a video or two. But she doesn't seem to cause drama, or fight-people ask her for videos (like muk bangs) and she does it.

Have fun, but I don't see a cow.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Am I the only one who doesn't see her as a cow? She seemed a normal girl, thrift shopping, reviewing samples, and YTT and GG found her and went nuts.

Her subsequent rants aren't even rants, they are explanations about why she's made certain choices. Now she makes enough money to not buy thrift stiluff and people go nuts over that. She can seem to do anything right but not because of autism.

I don't know why she was latched onto or what the hate is about. Granted, I also don't watch her more than a video or two. But she doesn't seem to cause drama, or fight-people ask her for videos (like muk bangs) and she does it.

Have fun, but I don't see a cow.

If only all "not a lolcow" posts were this thought out and constructive.

 

[Powerdrilldo]

she really seems like a closeted alcoholic, I agree with the others that are saying she has an off/creepy vibe to her.

she reminds me of a mentally unstable cat lady that yells at small children passing by her house only y'know she learned how to upload stuff on youtube.

 

[heathercho]

Ugh, people who make Mukbang videos....

Spoiler: MUH Mukbangers

It's supposed to be cute and surprising because a cute little asian is eating so much food and enjoying it well. There's a cuteness attributed to petite females to eat a lot or attractiveness about cute men who eat well. Fatties eating a lot aren't that. It's even more hilarious when they mispronounce it as mukbag, like Amy Slaton.
I'm not saying only chinks should eat on broadcast, but fatties eating a lot is hardly surprising or cute. Besides, it's not interesting and it's kinda gross. They're better off referred to as SangnomBang. Redneck Videos.

I don't get why these people interact with their hater-audience. Like, just ignore them. Stop crying like a tard and raging at them. I kind of feel a bit sorry for her. I don't like feeling sorry for fat tards on the internet.

Wait, she spent $30 on that Chinese lipstick shit? Get it on Aliexpress for $2. It's all made in China FFS.

 

[Attraction Slime]

"EEuuuuGhhhHhhHH" muh lipstick