Inactive Castaigne2 / Andrew R Stallings / banalexistence - Cuck, Edgelord, Wikisperg

HG 400 · Dec 30, 2015

All credit to @SunLightStreak and [redacted] for the research work.
Credit to @hood LOLCOW for finding his pic.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Castaigne2, first discovered on RationalWiki and investigated more thoroughly after making this incredible comment to Mona Holland ;

Castaigne2 said:
I just have low tolerance for bullshit - whether that be yours or anyone else's - and I lack fear of violence or death. So, if the Kiwis decide to dox the fuck out of me, I give no shits, unlike you. Now, when they start shooting at me, I'll start shooting back, but I frankly think they don't have the stones to assassinate people. Frankly, I'm surprised that when you got doxxed that you didn't get some of your Hamas bros to go allahu-akbar on 'em. I would have. But to each their own.

Beautiful, right? Turns out this isn't anomolous ; Castaigne2 has a rich and storied history of being an edgy gothic badass on the internet, and is a textbook example of what happens when teenage angst continues well into a man's mid-30's, if that man is also autistic as fuck and edits RationalWiki.

The best part for me is when we discovered this vitriol-throwing, angsty, edgy little keyboard warrior was married to a veritable eatbeast and being openly cucked by two other men.

Andrew R Stallings
(770) 925-4529
6075 Kings Mountain Way
Stone Mountain, GA 30087

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/LANCBUser
https://www.blogger.com/profile/12976316505801395831
http://madnesscastaigne.blogspot.com/
http://americanloonsbackup.blogspot.com/
http://farchivist.livejournal.com/2013/12/31/
https://www.facebook.com/forbiddingarchivist/about?section=bio&pnref=about
https://www.facebook.com/alison.blunt.33 (wife's facebook)
https://www.facebook.com/sfeley?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser (bull's facebook)

We've got an absolute fucking mountain of cocks just from sifting RW alone, which should leave you in no doubt that this guy is quite simply not to be fucked with (his wife is a different story tho :oops:

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A dredging of content below, I haven't bothered to parse it out from the dox team, so some is ridiculous quotes for your enjoyment, and some are just random factoids from his life collated for the ease of further investigation. There's a fair bit of gamergate sperging, but the summaries should help you skip over shit you're not interested in. Some of this is absolute gold, some is only of interest to the investigation teams. I can absolutely guarantee that even if you're sick of GG bullshit you can pick around it and still be amazed by this spastic. He thinks baphomet dispatches rape/murder squads against their enemies ffs.

hrimony&diff=prev&oldid=1420303

Doesn't care if he gets doxed: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Forum:Serious_question!_(Very_possibly_offensive)&diff=prev&oldid=1395969

Thinks about ragequitting his life: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:Saloon_bar&diff=prev&oldid=1422587

So what does everyone here do when they look around IRL and have a strong temptation to just say "Fuck it." and stride off penniless into the world, abandoning all responsibility, all attachments, and severing every tie with everyone you ever knew? (Or similar; I doubt everyone here has the same reactions I do to life's little irritations.) --Castaigne (talk) 01:10, 11 February 2015 (UTC)

Does claim to have a wife: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:FuzzyCatPotato&diff=prev&oldid=1423301

D&D player: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:chrimony&diff=prev&oldid=1421090

Sperg out over Gamergate: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Gamergate&diff=prev&oldid=1432761

Wife's parents were hippies: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki_talk:What_is_going_on_in_the_blogosphere?&diff=prev&oldid=1434881

Defended Michael Cohen in one of his numerous fuckups: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki:chicken_coop&diff=prev&oldid=1435555

Linking the RW account to "Encyclopedia of American Loons": http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Forum:Rethinking_"Snarky_point_of_view"&diff=prev&oldid=1423786

"I ask due to being a white male in the American South who has spent a lot of time in various institutional structures...and never once have I encountered misandry." : http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Misandry&diff=prev&oldid=1425121

"My claims are easily verifiable by Googling or contacting the appropriate institutions in question. And before you deride that as a cop-out to an argument, please be advised that if my boss at work asked me to do this, I would require a $50/hr with a 4 hour minimum payment, all paid in advance. So unless you're going to pony up $200 cash - and I'm dead serious - don't ask me to educate you." : http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:chrimony&diff=prev&oldid=1425150

"If I have 100% of the facts, then I have all the information I need to make my own conclusions. I don't see the basis for your complaints. If Ryulong were writing Gamergate up as "misleading and biased", the only way this can be done is by committing sins of omission and disincluding information prejudicial to Ryulong's viewpoint. If it's 100% factually correct, that cannot be happpening, as nothing has been omitted and nothing has been disincluded." http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Gamergate&diff=prev&oldid=1425157

Blind: http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:LANCBUser&diff=prev&oldid=1425432

I ask for these because Brianna Wu hasn't identified herself as such, and so therefore I do not know for a fact that she is transgender.

http://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:chrimony&diff=prev&oldid=1425445

2) Try to deny it as you will, Jace Connors self-identifies as a GamerGater and I consider his stalking trip to be an "act of violence". And no, don't try to deny him - GamerGate has no leaders, no structure, anyone who claims Gatorhood is part of it. Y'all left that membership '''WIDE''' open. Hell, I can be a GamerGater if I want! All I have to do is announce it!

Desire. To be "cucks". I'll be very interested in telling my wife and girlfriends that.
Dude, fucking please. I'm more alpha male than wankers like you will ever be. And I'll rochambeau you to prove it. --Castaigne (talk) 16:12, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

There is always room for hope for homosexuals? How naive of science you are. I had myself sterilized at the age of 22. My wife was sterilized before we married. It would be impossible for us to bear children and we knew before we married that we would never adopt. There are zerochances of us having children, and we knew that before marriage - thus invalidating your statement that there is always room for hope for heterosexuals.

Furthermore, we didn't get married in a church, just before a judge. While I was raised Catholic, my wife is a 3rd-generation atheist. And the onlyreason we married was to secure the rights of inheritance, the rights of medical determination for the spouse, and the other 1000+ federally provided benefits of marriage.

Before you suggest that we should have gotten a civil union, I remind you that civil unions are legally inferior and subject to disruption by a blood relative, especially in the case of inheritance. Marriage would not protect my wife from having the will nullified by my rapacious uncles who seek my wealth. --Castaigne (talk) 14:26, 4 June 2015 (UTC)

Phew. A lot, right? Keep in mind this is only going back to early 2015, and this guy has been sperging like a retard since fucking livejournal.

Oh but right, the cucking? Dynastia, you say, how do you know that big beautiful woman is cucking him? He seems like an alpha slayer that certainly wouldn't allow himself to be cucked by a gigantic danger-hair that basically looks like Christine Chandler's long-lost sister! You can't just accuse people of being actual irl not-hyperbole cucks without proof.

I present to you the evidence.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1392879_10206518191051840_3940342166199565663_n-jpg.65510/

His wife, pictured above.

His wife's autistic ADF comic detailing a romantic date with Steven (while married to Andrew).

This is Steven. While the rest of the merry gang are more tightlipped with their relationship status, Steven doesn't mind announcing on facebook that he's in an open relationship.

Steven, who whitepages lists as living with Andrew, Alison and a fourth party with no internet footprint named 'Dzire Hurt', who is, let's be reasonable here, almost certainly a tranny sex-worker judging from that name.

tl;dr ; castaigne moar like CUCKstaigne amirite?

BILLY MAYS · Dec 30, 2015

Cuckstaigne said:
So no, I don't criticize infidelity. I may personally not like it, but that's between me and my spouse, and nobody else's business. Likewise lying and breaking of promises. That's between you, me, and the wall.

This quote of his seems eerily appropriate :story:

ActualKiwi · Dec 30, 2015

Found these lovely comments on his facebook..

BILLY MAYS · Dec 30, 2015

Could this be our guy?

From one of cuckstaigne's photos, I may have found his sister from here: https://www.facebook.com/cece.azadi/about?section=relationship&pnref=about (https://archive.md/V6FP1) when he tagged her in this photo: https://archive.md/4rXVz

From there, I browsed her gallery until I found the photo above.

HG 400 · Dec 30, 2015

Looks like it. Protip ; if you're trying to keep your mug out of our reach, don't tag your sister in your pictues when we can comb her facebook and find her posting your picture alongside your real name. I'll edit it into OP. :semperfidelis:

sugoi-chan · Dec 30, 2015

Something tells me this guy fell all over himself to join RationalWiki when he found it. Looking at his livejournal, it's page after page, entry after entry of long-ass entries (with sources) giving biographies of people he doesn't like - at least 2-3 a week - and no comments. Must've been hard for a guy like this to suffer his genius in silence.

He's definitely getting cucked, which makes this bit all the better:

("Veritable eatbeast" is the best thing I've read today.)

Phil Ken Sebben · Dec 30, 2015

I would take what this guy says with a grain of salt because he's contradicting himself on more than one occasion.

Here he says that his wife suffered a miscarriage due to birth control:

Cucklord said:
"That happened to my wife. She had been in massive pain, so I hightailed her to the emergency room. (She woke me up to tell me about the pain. She NEVER wakes me up.) Right in the middle of check-in, filling out the forms? BLOOSH. We were mighty surprised when we found out what it was, as it had been a failure of BC. Had to investigate other BC options than hormonal after that. --[[User: Castaigne|Castaigne]] ([[User talk: Castaigne|talk]]) 23:13, 17 February 2015"

And yet here he says he was sterilized at 22 years as well as his wife before they were married so it's impossible for them to have children:

Cucklord again said:
" I had myself sterilized at the age of 22. My wife was sterilized before we married. It would be impossible for us to bear children and we knew before we married that we would never adopt. There are zerochances of us having children, and we knew that before marriage - thus invalidating your statement that there is always room for hope for heterosexuals. Castaigne (talk) 14:26, 4 June 2015 (UTC)"

So it sounds to me like this guy is just spinning stories in order to be "that" guy. You know, the guy that no matter what happens he's already been there and can tell you about it.

chimpburgers · Dec 30, 2015

Shit I'm having trouble keeping up with all these asshats, but this guy is one massive cuck. I would think doxxing him would have made him chimp more.

HG 400 · Dec 30, 2015

dollarhuviya said:
Shit I'm having trouble keeping up with all these asshats, but this guy is one massive cuck. I would think doxxing him would have made him chimp more.

Nah it calmed him right the fuck down. Online bravery tends to wane in the face of easily-obtained google results.

Surtur · Dec 30, 2015

Lol, what a cuck.

BreadGod · Dec 30, 2015

hood LOLCOW said:
Could this be our guy?

From one of cuckstaigne's photos, I may have found his sister from here: https://www.facebook.com/cece.azadi/about?section=relationship&pnref=about (https://archive.md/V6FP1) when he tagged her in this photo: https://archive.md/4rXVz

From there, I browsed her gallery until I found the photo above.

He looks like a cross between a hipster and a caveman. Just look at that massive forehead. Also, he's balding.

L desu · Dec 30, 2015

His life must really CUCK, amirite?

Locksnap · Dec 30, 2015

This is one of the most pathetic things I've seen in a long time. Every thing out of his mouth is a desperate attempt to come across as some sort of hard motherfucker when he looks like a balding child.

Cuckstain said:
I'm giving you lessons in etiquette and humility, boy, something which you have failed to learn in your callow youth.

By the look of it, @SunLightStreak has given our old boy some etiquette lessons of his own.

Uncanny Valley · Dec 30, 2015

ActualKiwi said:
Found these lovely comments on his facebook..

cheese pizza: NOT EVEN ONCE

Yellow Yam Scam · Dec 30, 2015

I've clicked on this thread like 4-5 times and every time I've seen the picture of him, I've laughed out loud. I honestly don't know if it's because I'm a literal retard who finds stupid things funny or if he's really that dumb looking.

Trombonista · Dec 30, 2015

ActualKiwi said:
Found these lovely comments on his facebook..

It took me a moment to realize they were talking about chicken pox.

They shouldn't be abbreviating it like that.

BreadGod · Dec 30, 2015

trombonista said:
It took me a moment to realize they were talking about chicken pox.

They shouldn't be abbreviating it like that.

Yeah, for a minute there, I thought Cuckstain was a member of a pedophile ring that was dumb enough to operate out in the open on Facebook.

Yellow Yam Scam · Dec 30, 2015

So wait, is this guy still active on RW? Or has he been banned?

chimpburgers · Dec 30, 2015

Yellow Yam Scam said:
So wait, is this guy still active on RW? Or has he been banned?

He's still active, but has kinda mellowed out and isn't chimping out too much.

Coldgrip · Dec 30, 2015

hood LOLCOW said:

Is it just me, or does he look like he's got bitch tits in this pic?

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