Containment Casting Call - CWC the Movie -

[Mick92]

I dont think so, chris-chan especially at the height of his fame was a homophobic redneck, no way in hell are they going to redeem him.

They could always tell the story of how this sadly misguided autistic kid abandoned his homophobic and racist ways to flourish into a brave, beautiful trans woman, conveniently ignoring the fact that he's just as much (if not more) of an awful and gross person now as he was then, of course.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'll be honest, if I were to do a movie about Chris, I think it'd be better to do it as a mini-series for streaming and Direct-to-DVD/Blu-Ray.

I've been rewatching the show Titus, and honestly, I think a show with that kind of humor style and format would work well for Chris and I'd even get some of the cast on that show back.

You could have CWCville represented as animated segments in Chris's mind, sort of like how all of the flashbacks and cutaway gags on Titus happened from the Neutral Space (the black-and-white segments that represented Christoper Titus's mind)

Since Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead, I'd get Zack Ward to play Chris. He might have to put on some weight and dye his hair, but I always figured a sympathetic version of Chris would be similar to Dave from Titus.

Hell, I'd try to get back a lot of the cast of Titus to be in this series.

Overall, these would be my picks...

Chris: Zack Ward
Bob: Stacey Keach
Barb: Maile Flanagan
Cole: David Cross
Snyder: Christopher Titus
Megan Schroeder: Mila Kunis
Mary Lee Walsh: Carol Burnett
Clyde Cash: Hal Sparks in a Jersey Shore spray tan

For the CWCville cartoon segments, these would be my picks...

Sonichu: Jaleel White
Rosechu: Kate Higgins
Blake Sonichu: MC Eiht using the same voice he used for Ryder in GTA: San Andreas
Magichan: John Oliver
Punchy: Johnny Yong-Bosch
Bubbles: Lauren Tom
Angelica: Victoria Harwood, using the exact same voice she used for Integra Hellsing
Count Graduon: Jon Lovitz

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Obviously there's only one man suited to play Chris in the movie.

 

[TVBForever]

I guess I'll do my picks here:

Jack Black as Chris Chandler
Betty White as Barb Chandler
Terrance Stamp as Bob Chandler
Kurt Sutter as Cole Smithey
Sigourney Weaver as Mary Lee Walsh
Rowan Atkinson as Michael Snyder
Robert Pattinson as Daniel Mimms
Alicia Vikander as Megan Schroder
Mark Wahlberg as Jason Kendrick Howell
Ben Schwartz as Liquid Chris
Eden Sher as Kacey Devoria
Jake Johnson as Jack Thaddeus
Danny McBride as the man in the pickle suit
Jack Dylan Grazer as BlueSpike
Roman Reigns as Surfshack Tito
John Leguizamo as Clyde Cash
Jon Lovitz as court judge
Jaleel White as the voice of Sonichu
Kevin Michael Richardson as the voice of Bionic the Hedgehog
Erica Lindbeck as the voice of Rosechu
Clifton Powell as the voice of Blake Sonichu
Brian Beacock as the voice of Magichan
Christine Marie Cabanos as the voice of Angelica
Jill Tilley as the voice of Bubbles

 

[Quixotic Son]

I don’t have that many ideas but here’s what I think might work (emphasis on might):

Jack Black or Adam Sandler for Chris
Wallace Michael Shawn for Bob
Paula Deen for Barb
Emma Watson as Megan Schroeder
Andrew Dice Clay as Michael Snyder
Jacob Tremblay for Bluespike
Patrick Warburton for Matthew DeVoria (that’s a given)
Vanessa Hudgens as herself but voiced by Seth MacFarlane
Joey Diaz as Surfshack Tito

 

[Mick92]

I'd let Cole play himself just so we can all laugh at his lack of acting talent, even when plying himself.

 

[Jack Awful]

Let's say some studio in Hollywood sat down and decided "hey, we've ruined Internet Culture a few times; what damage could one more film do?"
They decide to make a movie; and you're in the casting chair (or on the casting couch.) You can pick anyone you want. Who plays Chris, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler, The Evil, Despicable Mary Lee Walsh, and who plays that Michael Snyder?

BONUS: Who plays Sonichu?

Why did you bump this shitty 7 year old thread?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Why did you bump this shitty 7 year old thread?

He didn't. He made a new thread and jannies merged it with the old one.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

If it's a docudrama spanning Chris's life from childhood to his current advanced childhood then you would need at least 2 actors to play him. I wish Bobcat Goldthwait still had long hair so he could play old Chris. The way Chris talks now it reminds me of Bobcat playing Zed in "Police Academy 2".

 

[subwaymonkeyhour]

I'm am sorry

Why did you bump this shitty 7 year old thread?

 

[Lord Khaz]

For some reason Shia LeBouf first came to mind for the lead role (Chris). On second thought, I'm a bit iffy, but I figured I'd throw it out there anyway.

 

[kkillme8]

Personally, I'd structure it as a bigger multi-part film series, with each one going over a particular saga, this way you can flesh out the characters more and be more accurate to the source material without needing to worry about overloading the audience with information. That said, my casting for the Liquid Saga would be:
Michael Cera as Chris
Leonardo Dicaprio as Liquid
Taylor Swift as Casey
Patrick Warburton as Casey's father
Ellen Page as Kim Wilson

 

[Zelos Wilder]

Blake Sonichu: MC Eiht using the same voice he used for Ryder in GTA: San Andreas

dear fucking GOD I need this.

 

[Volthoom]

I have a few ideas for casting.

joaquin phoenix as Christain W Chandler
Anne Hathaway as Megan Schroeder
Bill Murray as Bob Chandler
Jamie Lee Curtis as Bard Chandler
Mark Walberg as Cole Smithy
Ross Lynch as Liquid Chris
Sigorny Weaver as Mary Lee Walsh
Mike Judge (the voice of Hank Hill) as Kacey's father
shia labeouf as BlueSpike
Matthew Mcconaughey as Clyde Cash
Ken Watanabe as Shigeru Miyamoto
Jay Z as himself
jason momoa as surfshack tito

 

[DeeCeeBees]

For the Liquid saga I'd have to go with Rebel Wilson as Kacey (fake American accent of course) and DJ Qualls as liquid. It would be cool if they did split screens for certain calls regarding trolls we've never seen. I guess I'd go with Marshall Mathers for Lars. Shit, I guess you could get the guy that did Jar Jar Binks for Lars too.

 

[CwChalk]

Tommy Wiseau as Chris, surround him with talented character actors. That Tommy would think he's of their calibre would be great meta to parallel Chris' high-functionalism.

 

[Volthoom]

Tommy Wiseau as Chris, surround him with talented character actors. That Tommy would think he's of their calibre would be great meta to parallel Chris' high-functionalism.

Now you might just be one to something here.

 

[Coleslaw]

Leonardo DiCaprio as Joshua Wise

 

[Chester Rigby]

Henry Cavill as Liquid Chris, please.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Uh... I have no idea what to do with most of the acting people playing real people, but I think that in the Sonichu anime Netflix original miniseries, it has something to do with the life of Chris. What would it look like?

Here are the potential voiceovers by far as I could think about:
CWC - Jack Black
Liquid!CWC - Jim Parsons (the one who played Sheldon from Big Bang)
Kel - Lacey Chabert
Naitsirhc - Taylor Lautner
Sonichu - Roger Craig Smith
Rosechu - Cindy Robinson
Blake - Kirk Thornton
Wild - Troy Baker
Bubbles - Angelina Jolie
Angelica - Cameron Diaz
Punchy - Travis Willingham
Magichan - Quinton Flynn

Pretty much in case you haven't seen the list already from two years ago, well then, here it is... See above.

More Voiceovers for the Sonichu Anime
Kacey - Chloe Grace Moretz
Matthew (Kacey's father) - Kurt Russell
Bob - Tom Hanks
Barbara - Zoe Perry
Blue Spike - Kate Higgins
Clyde Cash/Sonic/Shadow - Jason Griffith
Amy Rose - Lisa Ortiz
Bionic - Bradley Cooper
Sylvana - Nicole Sullivan
Megan Schroeder - Christy Carlson Romano
Hslaw eel Yram - Sigourney Weaver
Layla Flaaffy - Carolyn Gardner
Jiggliami/Blanca - Kaley Cuoco
Victoria Pendragon (this is my OC, donut steel; the same voiceover of Blossom) - Cathy Cavadini
Cassie Pendragon (this is my other OC, donut steel) - Meagan Smith
Count Graduon/Ren Skysoar - Dan Povenmire
Dr. Eggman - Mike Pollock
Rosalina Pendragon (Haruki's waifu, Shadow's stepmom, and the twin girls' biological mom, and yes she can SPEAK in the show) - Mercedes Rose
Haruki Pendragon (Shadow, Victoria, and Cassie's dad; the voice of Mojo Jojo) - Roger L. Jackson
Black Doom (Haruki's beastly transformation) - Sean Schemmel
Narrator - Christine W. Chandler
Jesse and Bryan (Victoria's childhood friends (these are my OCs, donut steel); ala voice over of Ben Tennyson) - Tara Strong
Cole Smithey - David Cross

I guess that is it for now. There's more potential work to come. Please be patient. Thank you and have a good and safe day.