In previous discussions about this sort of thing David Lynch has come up a lot. He'd probably be the ideal choice, though my preference would be for Tom Six to helm the project.
Produced by Michael Bay.I want a twee, witty comedy about the life of Chris directed by Wes Anderson.
No, Alec as himselfHere follows my casting sheet:
Christian Weston Chandler ... John Malkovich (In a fatsuit, and young-looking makeup for the early scenes)
Robert Chandler ... Tommy Lee Jones
Barbara Chandler ... Cybill Shepherd
Cole Smithey ... Val Kilmer
Tiffany Gowen ... Hillary Duff
Jason Kendrick Howell ... Topher Grace
Adam Stackhouse ... Johnny Knoxville
Megan Schroeder ... Haley Steinfeld
Clyde Cash ... Ryan "Matsuflex" Matsunaga
Jack Thaddeus ... Justin Bieber
Jimmy Hill ... Jimmy Hill
Bluespike ... Jonah Hill
Ivy ... Julia Roberts
Liquid Chris ... John Malkovich (in dual role)
Alec Benson Leary ... Steve Buscemi
The Wallflower ... Steve Buscemi
Surfshack Tito ... Anthony Anderson
Rocky Shumaker ... Betty White
Paster Ed Winkler ... Richard Dreyfus
Michael Snyder ... John Lithgow
Lets be real. John Waters is both the only director who would do Chris justice and the only one who would actually make a Chris movie.Everyone keeps talking about who playing who but no one's talking about who's gonna direct this future masterpiece.
Harmony Korine obviously should.
Damn... Oldboy... That was one fucked-up movie, but then again, Chris' life is one big clusterfuck so I guess it evens out.The director has be Park Chan-wook from oldboy. Posturing it the same way kinda works, the paranoia, the tunnel vision, everything.
I mean in oldboy heand he is the victim of a trolling entity that's taken over his whole lifediscovers his sweetheart was his daughter from years ago
Also Haley Joel osmont as Chris.
Yeah, you're right. John Waters seems better suited for the job. Now that I think about it, Korine seems more suited to direct the film adaptation of Nick Bate's life than Chris's.Lets be real. John Waters is both the only director who would do Chris justice and the only one who would actually make a Chris movie.
Shit, for a romcom that doesn't look all that bad. Or maybe thats just the aspie in me relating with the main character.