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Garfieldchu

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I want a twee, witty comedy about the life of Chris directed by Wes Anderson.
Owen Wilson in a fat suit as Chris would be spectacular.
Wes Anderson's "The Love Quest of Christian Weston Chandler"

Starring:
CWC: Owen Wilson in a fat suit
Bob: Seymour Cassel
Barb: Kathy Bates
Mary Lee Walsh: Angelica Houston
Megan: Brie Larson
Liquid: Luke Wilson
Kacey: Amy Schumer
Kacey's father: R. Lee Ermey
Clyde: Adrien Brody
Ivy: Saoirse Ronan
Max/Julay: Tilda Swinton
Jason Kendrick Howell: Edward Norton
Alec Benson Leary: Steve Buscemi
Michael Snyder: Jeff Goldblum
B-Manajerk: Terry Crews
GameStop victim: Jason Schwartzman
PandaHalo: Emily Browning
Vivian Gee: Sara Tanaka
Vanessa Hudgens: Herself
Jackie: Theresa Wayman
The Wallflower: Heather Matarazzo
Cole: David Cross
GodJesus: Bill Murray
The Bear: the voice of Danny Glover
Jimmy Hill: the voice of Jarvis Cocker
Sonichu: the voice of Willem Dafoe

Soundtrack to consist of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys hits reimagined by Arcade Fire
 

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Little Britain's Matt Lucas as Christine/Christian Weston Chandler

American Horror Story's Kathy Bates as Barb Chandler

Saw's Tobin Bell as Bob Chandler

Hot Tub Time Machine's Rob Corddry as Cole Smithey

Austin Powers' Mindy Sterling as Mary Lee Walsh

Veronica Mars' Kristen Bell as Tiffany Gowen

Les Miserables' Anne Hathaway as Kellie Andes

Nightmare on Elm Street's Rooney Mara as Megan Schroeder

Fargo's Oliver Platt as Michael Snyder

The Great Gatsby's Tobey Maguire as Wes Iseli

Hot in Cleveland's Betty White as Rocky Shoemaker

The Social Network's Jesse Eisenberg as Liquid Chris
 

GetShrekt

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Adam Sandler's "Sonichu"

Starring...

Chris-Chan: Adam Sandler
Bob Chandler: Gary Busey
Barbara Chandler: Roseanne Barr
Mary Lee Walsh: Maggie Smith
Count Graduon: Voiced by Timothy Olmundson
Megan Schroeder: Selena Gomez
Liquid Chris: Channing Tatum
Kacey: Paris Hilton
Kacey's Father: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Clyde Cash: Mike Sorrentino
Ivy: Jennifer Lawerence
BlueSpike: Verne Troyer (Mini-Me)
Jason Kendrick-Howell: David Hayter
Alec Benson-Leary: Danny Devito
Michael Snyder: Jack Nicholson
Jack Thaddeus: Ahuviya Harel
Jimmy Hill: Tom Selleck
B-Manajerk: Barack Obama
BILLY MAYS: PRE-RECORDED FOOTAGE OF THE LATE GREAT BILLY MAYS
Sonichu: Voiced by Chris Brown
Rosechu: Voiced by Rihanna
Wild: Voiced by Gary Busey
Magi-Chan: Voiced by Tim Curry
Punchy: Voiced by Jackie Chan
Bubbles: Voiced by Lindsay Lohan
Angelica: Voiced by Kim Kardashian
Silvana: Voiced by Sylvester Stallone
 

Garfieldchu

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Adam Sandler's "Sonichu"

Starring...

Chris-Chan: Adam Sandler
Bob Chandler: Gary Busey
Barbara Chandler: Roseanne Barr
Mary Lee Walsh: Maggie Smith
Count Graduon: Voiced by Timothy Olmundson
Megan Schroeder: Selena Gomez
Liquid Chris: Channing Tatum
Kacey: Paris Hilton
Kacey's Father: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Clyde Cash: Mike Sorrentino
Ivy: Jennifer Lawerence
BlueSpike: Verne Troyer (Mini-Me)
Jason Kendrick-Howell: David Hayter
Alec Benson-Leary: Danny Devito
Michael Snyder: Jack Nicholson
Jack Thaddeus: Ahuviya Harel
Jimmy Hill: Tom Selleck
B-Manajerk: Barack Obama
BILLY MAYS: PRE-RECORDED FOOTAGE OF THE LATE GREAT BILLY MAYS
Sonichu: Voiced by Chris Brown
Rosechu: Voiced by Rihanna
Wild: Voiced by Gary Busey
Magi-Chan: Voiced by Tim Curry
Punchy: Voiced by Jackie Chan
Bubbles: Voiced by Lindsay Lohan
Angelica: Voiced by Kim Kardashian
Silvana: Voiced by Sylvester Stallone
No Rob Schneider in a racially insensitive role?
 

ZombieFromWork

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Seth Rogen comes to mind. Although, if we could get him in a fat suit and use make up to alter his appearance, Ben Stiller would be the perfect one for mimicking his voice.
 
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Everyone keeps talking about who playing who but no one's talking about who's gonna direct this future masterpiece.

Harmony Korine obviously should.
This is exactly what I was thinking. I can actually picture this.
 

Blarmed&Dangerous

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A heartwarming tale of an autistic man who pretends to be a woman in a desperate attempt to smuggle his duck into China.

We're a shoe-in for the Oscars with that premise.
 

Apocalypso

I want blood!
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Wes Anderson's "The Love Quest of Christian Weston Chandler"

Starring:
CWC: Owen Wilson in a fat suit
Bob: Seymour Cassel
Barb: Kathy Bates
Mary Lee Walsh: Angelica Houston
Megan: Brie Larson
Liquid: Luke Wilson
Kacey: Amy Schumer
Kacey's father: R. Lee Ermey
Clyde: Adrien Brody
Ivy: Saoirse Ronan
Max/Julay: Tilda Swinton
Jason Kendrick Howell: Edward Norton
Alec Benson Leary: Steve Buscemi
Michael Snyder: Jeff Goldblum
B-Manajerk: Terry Crews
GameStop victim: Jason Schwartzman
PandaHalo: Emily Browning
Vivian Gee: Sara Tanaka
Vanessa Hudgens: Herself
Jackie: Theresa Wayman
The Wallflower: Heather Matarazzo
Cole: David Cross
GodJesus: Bill Murray
The Bear: the voice of Danny Glover
Jimmy Hill: the voice of Jarvis Cocker
Sonichu: the voice of Willem Dafoe

Soundtrack to consist of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys hits reimagined by Arcade Fire
Every POV shot from Chris should be in fish-eye lens.
 

SlanderousMockery

loud obnoxious creature
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Possible Directors: Tommy Wiseau (recently he stated he wanted to direct the sequel to the Fantastic Four reboot), Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, Joel Schumacher (creator of the much loved, Batman and Robin), Dennis Dugan (that schmuck who works with Adam Sandler and is the director behind Grown Ups 1 and 2)
 

fokkertism

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CHRIS CHAN
a film by ROLF DE HEER (1)

starring:
SETH ROGEN as CHRIS CHANDLER
ROBERT DE NIRO as BOB CHANDLER
ELLEN DE GENERES as BARB CHANDLER
SEAN GULLETTE as COLE SMITHEY (2)
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PHIL LANZON as MICHAEL SNYDER (3)
NICK CAVE as THE JEW IN THE PICKLE SUIT
RYAN GOSLING doing a falsetto as BLUESPIKE/JULIE (voice)
PAUL McDERMOTT as LIQUID CHRIS (4)
HELEN MIRREN as MARY LEE WALSH
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ZOOEY DESCHANEL as MEGAN
HANNAH POLITES as EMILY (5)
GIGI HADID as JULIE (face)

(1) Aussie avantgarde director, best known for Bad Boy Bubby (1994)
(2) American indie actor, known for his role in Pi (1998)
(3) English musician, keyboardist in Grand Prix (1978-1985) and Uriah Heep (1986-present)
(4) Aussie comedian
(5) Aussie Instagram model
 
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I would want to see Bryan Cranston as Bob. Not because he'd be a fantastic choice or anything, but just because I like seeing Bryan Cranston. If not Cranston, definitely Tobin Bell.

For Clyde, I would have it so the same actor who plays Chris play Clyde as well. Since Clyde is a construct of Chris' imagination and trolls collaborating,
 
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