Lovequest Catie Date Audio Part 3 (third 30 minutes) -

[garbageraider]

The third 30 minutes of audio of the Catie Date.
If you haven't already, please don't forget to listen to Part 1 and Part 2 first.
Comments and questions are welcome, ask away.
Please note:
This "Date" took place on August 31, 2014 at an Applebee's in Charlottesville, VA.
"Catherine" and "Catie" are the same person. "Catie" always just called herself "Catie", however, Chris insisted on calling her "Catherine" even after she asked him to just say "Catie". (because autism?)

EDIT: Please feel free to update/edit the cwcki with any new information/insights from this audio.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

"Catherine" and "Catie" are the same person. "Catie" always just called herself "Catie", however, Chris insisted on calling her "Catherine" even after she asked him to just say "Catie". (because autism?)

Likely. Chris has always been bizarrely fixated on names.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Nice try attempting to snag the high school ring, Catie. But Chris will not part from the ultimate source of power via such a simple-minded ruse.

EDIT: "I'm taking care of my mom. We need each other like that."

@skyraider91 Do you know if Chris correct about the felony charges against him and his mother not expiring until June/July of this year? Or did I mishear that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just starting to listen, but: Chris was still doing laps around Target in August? I thought he was banned from all of them.
And... Chris kept Bob's wedding ring inside Optimus Prime? Goddammit.

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

All those stress sighs. I remember Chris talking about stress-belching in a sweetheart conversation a long time ago.

 

[Golly]

And... Chris kept Bob's wedding ring inside Optimus Prime? Goddammit.

I'm wondering why Barb doesn't have possession of the ring. I remember when my grandma passed away years and years ago, my grandpa kept her ring and wore it on a chain.
It has weird connotations that Chris has his father's wedding ring.

 

[strayfies]

Thanks again Skyraider - without these videos, I'd scheduled the poorest possible vacation this year. :V

Edit, and preemptively thanking tehpope for this one as well.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It has weird connotations that Chris has his father's wedding ring.

I think it's a thing some people do. Like, pass down the ring to be re-used by the next generation. When my grandmother passed away, people asked me if I wanted to take her wedding ring and use it to propose to a girl one day. I thought it was bizarre and creepy, but apparently not everyone does. (EDIT: but my grandfather wasn't still alive at that point either, unlike Chris's situation)

Also: I got a mighty guffaw from Skyraider's incredulous tone: "You recorded it and uploaded it when you went to the Game Place?!?!?!" What kind of person would do something like that?

 

[rugg247]

Chris calling catie by her full name is probably stemmed from the same logic as to why he calls barb Barbera Ann; calling girls by their full name is ladylike or at least elderly wench like.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris calling catie by her full name is probably stemmed from the same logic as to why he calls barb Barbera Ann; calling girls by their full name is ladylike or at least elderly wench like.

Maybe he believes in Name-magic. Using someone's (full) name grants you power over them...
Nah, just 'tism.

Either way: thanks skyraider!

 

[Petronella]

The full name thing might have come from Barb. In the Christmas video she keeps calling Bob Robert.

 

[strayfies]

Oh, God. Bob literally had to be quarantined on his hospitalization, due to how volatile their living condition is, and somehow the Chandlers manage to worry about the conditions of an old folks' home.

Edit: 5 & 6 are the best. It's delightful to hear that Chris-chan still "intends" to get a part time job, you know, after they move back in. And his theory about the Snyder/Megan trap conspiracy is still incredible. I'd love to find someone conspiring to get struck by a vehicle, twice, and then decline to do anything other than seek medical recompense in a civil court. So many stress-sighs, this shit's nostalgic.

Last edit, I promise: Skyraider, it's wonderful of you to draw out the bit about Chris covertly recording Snyder. His low-effort ducking the answer to why Snyder's an asshole is also gold.

 

[Atsimuel]

Maybe he believes in Name-magic. Using someone's (full) name grants you power over them...
Nah, just 'tism.

Either way: thanks skyraider!

To be fair, he does seem to be believe in sympathetic magic;

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It's our first date. Lets get married. Move in with me and mom. Give me some time to consider letting you wear my high school ring.

 

[rugg247]

To honor his fathers memory his wedding ring was formerly placed upon the Optimus prime figure (20th anniversary) upon its grill.

God damnit chris.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He has zero reasoning ability. Nil. He's a machine that repeats facts (or usually lies he was told).

Great work, Skyraider. If I have one tiny complaint, it's that you help Chris along with answers. It keeps him from having to think up his own crazy theories and he just ends up agreeing with what you say.

 

[Konstantinos]

"I take a walk daily."

He still hasn't given up on saying that since the Father call I see.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

One final thought:

Spoiler

 

[nets_awesome]

Chris: Is that a 3ds case?

Catie: No it's my wallet

Chris:

 

[Gaol]

Compilation of Audio's part 1 to part 6. I should do time stamps when I return
Chris Chan Date Audio 1-6