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Solid Snek

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Ice Cream Samwidge Tactical Manouevre

1x Blue Bell Ice Cream Samwidge (the one with the dry ass dark brown cookies with the holes in them)
1x glass of milk

Directions: dip the ice cream treat in the milk to moisten those dry ass fuckin cookies. It changes everything about that sandwich

Baby Finger

1x Halloween Mini Butterfinger
1x Halloween Mini Baby Ruth

Directions: This only really works with the Halloween mini chocolate candies. They taste different than the big ones and they are easier to do this with. Open both pieces of candy. Take the flat bottoms and stick them together to make a single candy bar. Pop the whole thing into your mouth. Butterfingers and Baby Ruth go really good together! Try it and you'll see this is a True Top Tier Two Treat Technique. Only for Halloween!

What Makes Chocolate Toxic to Cats?​


The compounds that make chocolate such a satisfying treat for people are the same that make it so dangerous for dogs and cats.

Chocolate contains small amounts of caffeine and larger amounts of a related compound, theobromine. These compounds are known as methylxanthines, and both of them contribute to clinical signs of toxicity.

In general, the concentration of caffeine and theobromine in chocolate is proportional to how much cocoa is present.

Darker chocolates and baking chocolates are the most dangerous, even in small amounts. That said, even white chocolate can potentially cause clinical signs in cats due to their small size, so ingestion of any type should be taken seriously.


What Are the Clinical Signs of Chocolate Toxicity in Cats?​


Clinical signs usually occur within 6-12 hours of ingestion and can last for up to three days in severe cases.

Any of the following clinical signs would be concerning in a cat:

  • Vomiting
  • Diarrhea
  • Decreased appetite
  • Increased thirst
  • Increased urination
  • Increased heart rate
  • Restlessness
  • Panting or rapid breathing
  • Muscle tremors
  • Seizures
  • Coma
These symptoms can progress very quickly. Heart rate and rhythm changes can lead to low blood pressure, while muscle tremors and spasms can lead to dangerously high body temperatures.

If left untreated, these changes can be fatal.


What Should You Do if Your Cat Eats Chocolate?​


If you suspect that your cat has eaten chocolate, immediately call your veterinarian or the Pet Poison Helpline at 855-764-7661.

Unless otherwise directed by your veterinarian, please leave it to the professionals and do NOT use hydrogen peroxide to make your cat vomit. This can cause severe stomach ulcers in cats.


It’s helpful to have the following information ready, if possible:

  • When the ingestion occurred
  • The name of the specific product that was ingested (wrappers are ALWAYS helpful if you can bring them)
  • The amount of chocolate you think your cat ate
  • List of clinical signs you’ve noticed
Though a vet visit will likely be recommended, having this information will help the veterinary team assess your cat's risk and develop a plan while you’re on your way.
https://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/digestive/c_ct_chocolate_toxicity
 

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I had a cat as a kid who loved to lick olives.
Not eating them, but if you put one on a plate for her she'd have a ball just licking it for upwards of ten minutes straight.
 

RainwaterDrop

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I don't hate Spam, but Spam in caramelized brown sugar does not sound too good.

I'm sorry, Cats.
Sorry for doubleposting, but I only saw that after posting before.

Spam is basically canned meat, which is salty as fuck! Caramelizing works with bacon since it cooks well on the bacon fat and it gets crispy and sweet to balance the salty aspect of bacon, I don't really see that working as well!
 

Cats

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My cat does that too, except he licks plastic.

...How on earth could I have forgotten.

ABS Plastic

1x box, component, toy, or scrap of ABS plastic
1x your tongue

Directions: Find something made of plastic. It is important that you use ABS plastic and not glass fiber reinforced plastic, because the fibers can damage your teeth or stomach if ingested. The plastic can usually be identified by markings somewhere on the bottom of the item, or if its a scrap, you can test the object with a razor blade by scraping across it. Glass fiber reinforced plastic will make a characteristic high pitched noise that ABS plastic will not. Lick the plastic you found.
 

BluntyBitch

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I had a mainecoon that would dig in the bucket of peaunuts in the Shell I threw for the squirrels to eat to eat the errand peanuts at the bottom and also ate peanut butter. And liked asparagus and green beans so I'd throw him one or two that I'd fry up in the wok.

Once I came home and it was after halloween and I found a bunch of mini chocolate wrappers (think those little square Snickers and stuff for trick or treating) on the floor and was all wtf? I'm picking them up wondering if it was my sister for some reason until I found one that had a bit left in it, and I realized it had been locked away and all the wrappers had bite marks in them. The cat, a stray with white and brown tabby markings, had pulled them out one by one from the candy pumpkin bin on the table.

So I guess cats like chocolate or something.
 

Enig

"It smell like cheese" - JFK
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Here's a hot food secret for ya:

I fuck murder

1x hawaiian roll
some chocolate pudding
crushed lays pringle knockoffs

Inject pudding into roll, somehow stuff crushed chips in there too. Now you too can experience the retarded "food" that I ate the first time I stayed awake for 28 hours playing Halo 3.
 

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

Null thought I was British, lol
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My kitties from childhood loved little bits of cheese (Tillamook Cheddar). We'd also buy chicken livers for them (which they loved as kittens but seemed to outgrow as adults).

If we're talking about licking (and not eating), several of them would lick doors...
 

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