CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY!!!! -

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

First, you can clearly see some alcohol in the thumbnail, unless someone is drinking cloudy piss

AL points out Eric called her Amber and she thought it was sooo weird!

Dana and Destiny are gonna come by, they were gonna order a bunch of Little Caesers

Change of plans, they went out to eat, shocker.

AL has really juicy fried chicken, even though in the past she claimed she honestly prefers it dry, guise. I guess you can't exactly request dry as shit chicken in a restaurant though

She eats with her fingers, even though she doesn't like eating with her fingers? She also dips her chicken in some mashed potatoes (probably drowning in butter) covered with cheese and bacon

She shows a shot of everyone taking a bite of their food, probably so she doesn't look like a horrible fatass

Destiny puts together the cat tree, and no one seemed to offer to help

They all play a game called "The Voting Game" and AL says not to play if you wanna keep your friends. Probably a bunch of fat joke votes... god I hope it was.

I also was kinda hoping they would try to play that "Speak Out" board game where you have to wear that mouth guard that makes you speak funny... I would SO like to see AL's cheek and chin fat spilling over her gaping maw like that. wait... maybe I don't want to see that now that I typed it out. Maybe her just attempting to get it in then giving up.

 

[wheelpower]

lol shit just posted this too, i'll delete mine

Dana, Destiny, Hambo and Thumb look like they ordered all their food from the kids menu

 

[EH 110]

AL points out Eric called her Amber and she thought it was sooo weird!

Soooo weird to be called by your actual name. Whoa!

Amber has a $10 gift card to Little Caesars. It was a gift from Becky's mom or grandma. Of course you'd give a super morbidly obese person a food-related gift.

I see everyone has been packing on the pounds. As Amber filmed them all eating, Dana joked that it was like "That '70s Show." Except instead of seeing normal-sized people smoking pot, we see a bunch of hippos at feeding time.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Just started watching the video, and I just thought to myself "If I ever have kids, I'm going to make sure they never get fat and wear a Spongebob shirt at the same time!"

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Did anyone ever confirm this was AL's account? Because if it is.... LOL.

 

[London Raine]

Why does she have to buy everyone? She buys all those around her a shit ton of gifts, while they reciprocate by buying her a normal amount of gifts (Becky a shirt, and more GD journals for Amber -- that she'll never use). Why on earth would she buy Dana so much crap? And I bet her present from Becky is the missing Mystery Box that Amber paid for herself....since Becky doesn't work anymore. And I had to laugh when Ricky never showed up. He probably dreads coming home to that beast.

 

[Octomet]

If I were Dana I'd stop coming around so my ever growing fupa wasn't always on blast. And Albert needs to get her pillows off the floor. Ew.

 

[SweetDee]

'Bout 2000 el-bees of fug gathered around that lil' table.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

She claimed in one of the comments it was from her MAW. You still got a fat girl gift, dumbass.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Why does she have to buy everyone? She buys all those around her a shit ton of gifts, while they reciprocate by buying her a normal amount of gifts (Becky a shirt, and more GD journals for Amber -- that she'll never use). Why on earth would she buy Dana so much crap? And I bet her present from Becky is the missing Mystery Box that Amber paid for herself....since Becky doesn't work anymore. And I had to laugh when Ricky never showed up. He probably dreads coming home to that beast.

She probably buys so many gifts because she knows she isn't the most likeable person in the world and she doesn't have real connection in her "friendships" to know otherwise. Something like, hey, if I gift bomb those around me they'll think I'm nicer than I am and I care more than I do because in my world mass quantity = meaning, even if they shit-talked me and I trashed them also. I wouldn't buy my ex's lover a gift because it's fucking weird, nor would I want a gift from that person for the same reason. I'm good friends with an old ex and I don't see anything wrong with hanging out and giving the odd gift if there's a real friendship there to begin with, but with AL there isn't. It's just fake generosity probably, combined with guilt and fear of being disliked. Amberlynn is one of those people who actually thinks you can buy someone's love or friendship (the destiny gift massacre) with objects.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I don't know why my last post is making me quote my OWN post no matter how many times I tried to fix the code while editing... but.. whatevs.

 

[C3PBRO]

The following is probably gonna sound like a powerlevel or pet sperging but it's facts. I can see why using a laser pointer to play with Twinkie is appealing to AL because she's tremendously lazy and an inept pet owner, but it can trigger obsessive hunting behavior and anxiety in dogs. Source; an article published by the American Kennel Club.

Spoiler: A relevant paragraph.

The movement of a laser pointer triggers a dog's prey drive, which means they want to chase it. It's an unending game with no closure for the dog since they can't ever catch that beam of light, like they can when chasing a toy or food.

Many dogs continue looking for the light beam after the laser pointer has been put away; this is confusing for your dog because the prey has simply disappeared. This can create obsessive compulsive behaviors like frantically looking around for the light, staring at the last location they saw the light, and becoming reactive to flashes of light (such as your watch face catching the sunlight and reflecting on the wall, or the glare of your tablet screen on the floor). Dogs that exhibit behavioral issues are frustrated, confused, and anxious.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

The following is probably gonna sound like a powerlevel or pet sperging but it's facts. I can see why using a laser pointer to play with Twinkie is appealing to AL because she's tremendously lazy and an inept pet owner, but it can trigger obsessive hunting behavior and anxiety in dogs. Source; an article published by the American Kennel Club.

Spoiler: A relevant paragraph.

The movement of a laser pointer triggers a dog's prey drive, which means they want to chase it. It's an unending game with no closure for the dog since they can't ever catch that beam of light, like they can when chasing a toy or food.

Many dogs continue looking for the light beam after the laser pointer has been put away; this is confusing for your dog because the prey has simply disappeared. This can create obsessive compulsive behaviors like frantically looking around for the light, staring at the last location they saw the light, and becoming reactive to flashes of light (such as your watch face catching the sunlight and reflecting on the wall, or the glare of your tablet screen on the floor). Dogs that exhibit behavioral issues are frustrated, confused, and anxious.

I heard the same thing about cats the other day from someone about the automatic laser pointer toys you can buy, the ones that just randomly shoot around, but I don't know how reliable the source is. It probably depends on the animal itself but as a rule it's likely a confusing thing to a pet. I have a friend who's cat loves laser pointers but her other cat can't be assed to care. Dogs probably get more invested in that kind of stuff. I heard once that drug sniffing dogs get depressed when they routinely don't find anything in luggage because they don't feel like they're doing their job right. Perhaps all this could be avoided by, I dunno, a walk, a visit to the park, or a game of fetch for Twinkie.
Ah, what do I know.

 

[AmberNastyFeet]

I had to laugh when AL showed us the cheap gifts that Destiny and Dana got her. The shirt they got for Becky was actually nicer than the cheap notebooks and markers that they got for AL. I have a feeling that neither Destiny nor Dana like AL that much. I hope she tones down the number of gifts she gets for people next Christmas and goes for quality over quantity... I know.

Edit: I just remembered that she bought $50 worth of gift bags, so I'm sure she plans on gifting a ton of cheap junk next year too.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I may be moved by the Christmas Spirit but I don’t think AL buys gifts in a strategic way. She clearly had a fucked up childhood which included “food=comfort, stuff=fulfillment, and gifts=love”.
It’s been said recently on one of the 8 million AL pages but this girl isn’t that smart. I am convinced this behavior is just another piece of her pathology.

 

[CindyChafe]

:autistic: I got a bit triggered when AL was shining the laser pointer around the wall with the low shelves with glass jars on them. An excited dog + low shelves with glass jars = a bad time. Poor Twinkie.

 

[SisterChristian]

It's too bad that a laser pointer can't get Al off her ass.

Picture it. A 500 lb Al chasing a beam of light.

 

[EH 110]

I can see why using a laser pointer to play with Twinkie is appealing to AL because she's tremendously lazy and an inept pet owner, but it can trigger obsessive hunting behavior and anxiety in dogs. Source; an article published by the American Kennel Club.

That part annoyed me, and it seemed to go on forever. You don't continue to tease an animal for your own amusement.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I wonder what the waiters think when they see these four manatees walking in. The earth must be shaking.

 

[Chickenpox]

I feel so sad about Twinkle. She is so fat. What a life.

I am also annoyed that she gets away from everything.
She is a big toddler.
I am curious if she is looking for a new prey to move in.