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It’s just like his TV show come to life:Warwick Davis
what he is mad about
Kubrick's movie probably doesn't give him as big a royalty cut.
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I think there's another reason why King still holds a grudge towards Kubrick's rendition of The Shining more than any other adaption that deviates and/or shits on his work. King was supposedly going through some emotional turmoil at the time and writing The Shining was a way of trying to exorcise whatever inner demons he had. As a result, King sees Kubrick simplifying and omitting elements in the original story - most notably regarding how Jack Torrance was handled - as not only a poor adaption, but a slap in the face.
Everything else WinterMoonsLight mentioned still holds up, though.
Bam's downward spiral has continued and he is now posting dick pics to the gram.
I'm very disappointed in King as well, but I wouldn't call him an lolcow, all he's really been doing is sharing bog standard negative views about Trump.
I read his novel The Outsider last year and thought it was pretty good, even though it had a few Trump related moments, which are almost forgivable since his novels have always had contemporary references and it didn't get in the way of the story (I mean we're talking maybe two moments in the whole book), but yeah, his Twitter is a waste of time.
lol, my penis is bigger than his.
Manlet chode. Pathetic.
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Literally everything about this is disappointing.
Nice tattoo.
"And then the cops came". Not for anything that dick did.
"And then the cops came". Not for anything that dick did.
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I think there is a genuine UK "celebrity" Lolcow in CJ de Mooi.
He used to be on the Eggheads tv quiz show as one of the panel of professional quizzers that competitors had to try and beat. He wasn't actually a pro quizzer, but got the job based on his tantrum after being voted off The Weakest Link. Here he's in the middle of the panel.
His story basically goes (warning: unreliable narrator)
- hated his home life, parents were unsupportive and abusive
- ran away to London then Amsterdam (more on that later)
- became a model after a scout "spotted" him begging for money outside a nightclub
- changed his name from Joseph Connaugh to CJ de Mooi which means "CJ the beautiful"
He eventually quit Eggheads to "concentrate on acting":
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
As this article alludes to, he also loves fishing for attention. In his autobiography he claimed to have possibly killed a man who tried to mug him when he was homeless in Amsterdam, necessitating the Politie to open a new case while rolling their eyes. It also basically buried his career despite being a pull for attention. (This is on Wikipedia as the actual reason he was fired from Eggheads, not the "acting career".)
Also alluded to in that HuffPo article is when he claimed the UK version of Dancing With The Stars refused to let him dance with a same-sex partner (yes he's one of those gays) so he wasn't able to be in the 2015 series. It turns out he was never asked to participate. He's pulled the same shit at the English Chess Federation of all places, of which he was once the President. He kicked up a stink about not being allowed to wear a Stonewall t-shirt on stage to present an award, but he'd never actually asked anyone if he could or not. Drama over nothing is CJ all over.
And then there was 4 years of quiet while he concentrating on his "acting career in South Africa" until ....
Surprise! It's AIDS!
CJ claims he contracted AIDS as an 18 year old rent boy after running away from those horrible parents, and he's mad at the other panelists on Eggheads for not offering sympathy to his dubious claims.
A GoFundMe has since been set up to help him with legal fees after a younger man accused him of sexual assault. It's almost uncanny how he flogged his sympathy "dying of AIDS" story to the press just as this was on the verge of becoming public knowledge. What are the odds?
Oh and those sad and gaunt "homeless" pictures in the HOMELESS AND DYING OF AIDS tabloid articles? They're from a charity stunt he did while still on Eggheads: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/eggheads-star-cj-de-mooi-10478427
He also likes to put companies on blast publicly via his Twitter account instead of settling it privately:
I am absolutely sure there's more dirt on this guy, he's a narcissistic pathological liar.
He used to be on the Eggheads tv quiz show as one of the panel of professional quizzers that competitors had to try and beat. He wasn't actually a pro quizzer, but got the job based on his tantrum after being voted off The Weakest Link. Here he's in the middle of the panel.
His story basically goes (warning: unreliable narrator)
- hated his home life, parents were unsupportive and abusive
- ran away to London then Amsterdam (more on that later)
- became a model after a scout "spotted" him begging for money outside a nightclub
- changed his name from Joseph Connaugh to CJ de Mooi which means "CJ the beautiful"
He eventually quit Eggheads to "concentrate on acting":
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www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
As this article alludes to, he also loves fishing for attention. In his autobiography he claimed to have possibly killed a man who tried to mug him when he was homeless in Amsterdam, necessitating the Politie to open a new case while rolling their eyes. It also basically buried his career despite being a pull for attention. (This is on Wikipedia as the actual reason he was fired from Eggheads, not the "acting career".)
Also alluded to in that HuffPo article is when he claimed the UK version of Dancing With The Stars refused to let him dance with a same-sex partner (yes he's one of those gays) so he wasn't able to be in the 2015 series. It turns out he was never asked to participate. He's pulled the same shit at the English Chess Federation of all places, of which he was once the President. He kicked up a stink about not being allowed to wear a Stonewall t-shirt on stage to present an award, but he'd never actually asked anyone if he could or not. Drama over nothing is CJ all over.
And then there was 4 years of quiet while he concentrating on his "acting career in South Africa" until ....
Surprise! It's AIDS!
CJ claims he contracted AIDS as an 18 year old rent boy after running away from those horrible parents, and he's mad at the other panelists on Eggheads for not offering sympathy to his dubious claims.
A GoFundMe has since been set up to help him with legal fees after a younger man accused him of sexual assault. It's almost uncanny how he flogged his sympathy "dying of AIDS" story to the press just as this was on the verge of becoming public knowledge. What are the odds?
Oh and those sad and gaunt "homeless" pictures in the HOMELESS AND DYING OF AIDS tabloid articles? They're from a charity stunt he did while still on Eggheads: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/eggheads-star-cj-de-mooi-10478427
He also likes to put companies on blast publicly via his Twitter account instead of settling it privately:
I am absolutely sure there's more dirt on this guy, he's a narcissistic pathological liar.
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Bam Margera
He became the source of memes on /tv/ years ago for his shocking fall from grace. Dude used to be a skater and now he looks scarily like his father (who is a fat fuck). The reason he was mocked on /tv/ was because of some video he made tears ago where he did this speech about himself. It came off like a teenager’s idea of cool, and if you didn’t follow him after the Jackass or Viva La Bam era, it just came off like a strange drunken rant about shit you missed in his life.
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Anyways, /tv/ made jokes about being an earth rocker, the “chit-chatting with fucking nobodies” line, "she would have wound up with a black guy," and WASTED AND WOUNDEEEEEEEED. Numerous users took the time to talk about what an alcoholic wreck Bam Margera became, especially since Ryan Dunn’s death.
EDIT: no surprise to see a post of Bam’s dick ITT. Have some dignity, Bam, jfc.
He became the source of memes on /tv/ years ago for his shocking fall from grace. Dude used to be a skater and now he looks scarily like his father (who is a fat fuck). The reason he was mocked on /tv/ was because of some video he made tears ago where he did this speech about himself. It came off like a teenager’s idea of cool, and if you didn’t follow him after the Jackass or Viva La Bam era, it just came off like a strange drunken rant about shit you missed in his life.
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This might be the greatest piece of meta comedy out right now, or Bam is insane This video is obviously property of Bam Margera and I will gladly take it dow...
www.youtube.com
EDIT: no surprise to see a post of Bam’s dick ITT. Have some dignity, Bam, jfc.
dude is a complete joke who passed his prime decades ago. He's that fat dude who still wears his letterman jacket and creeps on high schoolers at a local mall center.Bam Margera
He became the source of memes on /tv/ years ago for his shocking fall from grace. Dude used to be a skater and now he looks scarily like his father (who is a fat fuck). The reason he was mocked on /tv/ was because of some video he made tears ago where he did this speech about himself. It came off like a teenager’s idea of cool, and if you didn’t follow him after the Jackass or Viva La Bam era, it just came off like a strange drunken rant about shit you missed in his life.
Anyways, /tv/ made jokes about being an earth rocker, the “chit-chatting with fucking nobodies” line, "she would have wound up with a black guy," and WASTED AND WOUNDEEEEEEEED. Numerous users took the time to talk about what an alcoholic wreck Bam Margera became, especially since Ryan Dunn’s death.Earth Rocker
This might be the greatest piece of meta comedy out right now, or Bam is insane This video is obviously property of Bam Margera and I will gladly take it dow...
I'm surprised he hasn't off'd himself yet.
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Bam Margera's apparently a major alcoholic now, which really says something when he's got Steve-O in his life, a guy who got screwed up beyond all recognition on countless drugs and managed to actually get sober, all while still doing stunts.
Get it the fuck together and do exactly what Steve-O tells you to do, Bam.
Get it the fuck together and do exactly what Steve-O tells you to do, Bam.
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Depends. She tried saying she relates to how oppressed the LGBT community feels because she's bisexual. Turns out she's just one of those "bi for the guy" thots you see in college that kissed a girl a few times to turn on her boyfriend. There's the tranny situation you mentioned, doing the whole "fuck you! You don't know me!" Line so many SJW celebrities do when confronted with their bullshit.
That also ties in to her third wave feminist "I'm a stronk womyn who don't need no fucking mana!" mentality she likes to spout off.
She has cow traits, but I wouldn't consider her a full blown cow yet. She's just another run of the mill socjus re.tard.
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Tom DeLonge, the former lead guitarist & singer of Blink-182, is a good one. When Blink-182 broke up in 2005, he started up Angels & Airwaves, got a huge head about it, and talked it up like the music they play is "by a band meant to be the absolute biggest band in the world":
Surprise surprise, it turned out to be an extremely pretentious emo band.
But later on, his real obsession slowly started to come out. Aliens. Specifically, if the U.S. government really has had contact with alien life, and if they're being held captive somewhere. Remember the song, Aliens Exist, from Enema of the State? Yep, you can take that song seriously.
His Joe Rogan interview is a hell of a lot of him going "I know a guy who knows a guy who-" and "I can't tell you that", currently sitting at 27k upvotes, 8k downvotes:
He even made an appearance in the leaked Podesta emails, where he was digging to find info about, you guessed it, aliens.
Surprise surprise, it turned out to be an extremely pretentious emo band.
But later on, his real obsession slowly started to come out. Aliens. Specifically, if the U.S. government really has had contact with alien life, and if they're being held captive somewhere. Remember the song, Aliens Exist, from Enema of the State? Yep, you can take that song seriously.
His Joe Rogan interview is a hell of a lot of him going "I know a guy who knows a guy who-" and "I can't tell you that", currently sitting at 27k upvotes, 8k downvotes:
He even made an appearance in the leaked Podesta emails, where he was digging to find info about, you guessed it, aliens.
Saw him in an ad for some Australian company last week even dropping winning during the ad. Peak has been. Not sure if it's widely known but he apparently got HIV from trans pornstar Marianna Cordoba who passed away from the disease a few years back.
Scientology is pretty much a lolcow cult and a lot of celebrities are involved in it, but I would not consider any of them to be lolcows solely because they are Scientologists.
Tom Cruise would count as a lolcow, but that's because of his erratic personality. All Scientology did was throw gasoline onto an already burning trash fire in that case.
Scientology is both a cult and a financial scam and they've perfected their grift on both ends of that equation.
The more you get involved in Scientology, the more money you pay into the church and the more they separate you from the rest of society. By the time you've reached the point where you learn about Xenu, you're already in too deep with your monetary payments and are likely sufficiently isolated enough to do anything about it.
A lot of the early Scientologist celebrities were likely young and impressionable actors who had a lot of problems in their personal lives and were duped into Scientology looking for answers and support.
John Travolta was one of the earliest celebrities to get involved in Scientology and IIRC, he joined the cult at a younger age than a lot of the other celebrity Scientologists from his generation.
Travolta was raised in a traditional Roman Catholic household and there were rumors of him being gay or bisexual even back in the 70's. Even in a place as liberal as Hollywood, your career would likely be ruined if you were outed back then.
Scientology has made a lot of dubious claims and one of them is that they can cure homosexuality, and they still claim that homosexuality is a psychological illness (or at least they did as recently as the Chanology autism back in the late 2000's)
Chances are that John Travolta had a lot of inner turmoil in regards to his sexuality. Between his Catholic upbringing and the very real fear of his career dying, he probably got into Scientology seeking some form of conversion therapy.
Of all the celebrity household names in Scientology, he's probably the one who would turn on them first.
Ever since his son died prematurely, it's been heavily speculated that the Church of Scientology was involved in Jett Travolta's death in some fashion. Jett was legitimately autistic and had other chronic medical issues such as seizures, so it is very likely he could have died due to Scientology's anti-psychiatry quackery (a lot of psychiatric drugs are also used to treat seizures and certain symptoms of autism
Keep in mind that this was in 2009, right in the midst of Project Chanology and all the drama that resulted from it. A lot of people were speculating that John Travolta would officially leave the church and denounce Scientology, but he did not.
My best guess is that the church has a lot of dirt on a lot of celebrities and use that to blackmail anyone who would dare to leave the church, to say nothing of the usual thought reform techniques that cults use.
Tom Cruise would count as a lolcow, but that's because of his erratic personality. All Scientology did was throw gasoline onto an already burning trash fire in that case.
Scientology is both a cult and a financial scam and they've perfected their grift on both ends of that equation.
The more you get involved in Scientology, the more money you pay into the church and the more they separate you from the rest of society. By the time you've reached the point where you learn about Xenu, you're already in too deep with your monetary payments and are likely sufficiently isolated enough to do anything about it.
A lot of the early Scientologist celebrities were likely young and impressionable actors who had a lot of problems in their personal lives and were duped into Scientology looking for answers and support.
John Travolta was one of the earliest celebrities to get involved in Scientology and IIRC, he joined the cult at a younger age than a lot of the other celebrity Scientologists from his generation.
Travolta was raised in a traditional Roman Catholic household and there were rumors of him being gay or bisexual even back in the 70's. Even in a place as liberal as Hollywood, your career would likely be ruined if you were outed back then.
Scientology has made a lot of dubious claims and one of them is that they can cure homosexuality, and they still claim that homosexuality is a psychological illness (or at least they did as recently as the Chanology autism back in the late 2000's)
Chances are that John Travolta had a lot of inner turmoil in regards to his sexuality. Between his Catholic upbringing and the very real fear of his career dying, he probably got into Scientology seeking some form of conversion therapy.
Of all the celebrity household names in Scientology, he's probably the one who would turn on them first.
Ever since his son died prematurely, it's been heavily speculated that the Church of Scientology was involved in Jett Travolta's death in some fashion. Jett was legitimately autistic and had other chronic medical issues such as seizures, so it is very likely he could have died due to Scientology's anti-psychiatry quackery (a lot of psychiatric drugs are also used to treat seizures and certain symptoms of autism
Keep in mind that this was in 2009, right in the midst of Project Chanology and all the drama that resulted from it. A lot of people were speculating that John Travolta would officially leave the church and denounce Scientology, but he did not.
My best guess is that the church has a lot of dirt on a lot of celebrities and use that to blackmail anyone who would dare to leave the church, to say nothing of the usual thought reform techniques that cults use.
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