Celebrity Sex Trade - Anyone is available, for a price

Marco Fucko

I am kekky Stan.
You can say that, but there are people who would honestly pay people like Momokun $1000 for a night. And if there are those people out there, it stands to reason someone with far more mainstream exposure would get a greater offer. Of course though, she wouldn't be getting the demand of someone like Miranda Kerr.
Hey man no doubt, but I'd love to get inside the head of the weirdo that wants to stick it in quasimodo's daughter.
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Big Nasty

Unfettered scum
The idea that Russians and Arabs are having a secret Illuminati war over who gets to fuck a professional athlete sounds like it could make for amusing villains in an RPG or some shit, I dunno.
Starfucker Wars

Isn't there also some kind of nationalist angle in these lurid tales about how beautiful and privileged women are selling their ho asses to shady foreigners?
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The OP was about adult celebrity chicks selling their booty to pay the upkeep for very lavish lifestyle. How is that different from "sugar daddy" -culture in general, except that it's about really rich sugar daddies and really top-notch bitches?
I dunno man. I don't mean to be the "sharp elbows 3/10 would not bang" but if I was paying literal millions of dollars I would be expecting more than most of what was posted here.

Syaoran Li

Remember Dino Crisis?
Hollywood is a cesspit and hot girls will have sex with rich guys to get fame and wealth.

Also, water is wet, grass is green, and Liberace was very gay. More news at 11!

Looking back, I had sort of expected something like #MeToo was going to happen eventually thanks to the rise of social media and internet celebrities, and stuff like The Fappening and the backlash against Scientology making people more aware of how seedy Hollywood really is.

What I did not expect was the movement getting hijacked by Culture Wars nonsense and abandoning its goals of exposing Hollywood's dirty laundry to become a Satanic Panic-tier moral crusade directed at anyone with a Y chromosome.

I also did not expect that Harvey Weinstein would be the guy whose downfall kicked it off, especially considering how much influence he had in Hollywood beforehand.

I kind of expected that Charlie Sheen was going to be the Patient Zero of this shit show.

He's hated and blackballed by most of Hollywood, his career has been dead since Obama's first term, he's got a lot of nasty rumors of pedophilia and sexual sadism that have been circulating about him since at least the early 90's, and he's not protected by Scientology like Tom Cruise or John Travolta.

Seriously, if someone came out with concrete evidence that Charlie Sheen kept women and children locked in his basement next to his stash of pure cocaine and guro shotacon so he could act out his "Scarface meets The 120 Days of Sodom" dream life every Thursday since the 2000 Presidential Election, I would not be surprised in the slightest.

And yet nobody's Me Too'd him yet despite Sheen being a low-hanging fruit that can't really push back, has no real friends or supporters anymore, and would be an easy virtue points score since even normies stopped liking him once the "Winning" and tiger blood memes got old.

I've said this before, but I think Charlie Sheen is the one Hollywood sex pest who is immune precisely because he's such a sick degenerate fuck that he's been all over the different sleazy hotbeds of Hollywood iniquity and knows where the bodies are buried.

If Charlie Sheen got #MeToo'd by some naive burned-out starlet, he'd just air all the dirt he has on the real movers and shakers in Hollywood to take them down with him since he's got nothing to lose at this point and is crazy enough to spite them like that.


Not the fun kind
Looking back, I had sort of expected something like #MeToo was going to happen eventually thanks to the rise of social media and internet celebrities, and stuff like The Fappening and the backlash against Scientology making people more aware of how seedy Hollywood really is.

What I did not expect was the movement getting hijacked by Culture Wars nonsense and abandoning its goals of exposing Hollywood's dirty laundry to become a Satanic Panic-tier moral crusade directed at anyone with a Y chromosome.
A gossiper commented on this very thing at the time.

Argento didn't just pay off the 17 year old kid she raped, it's been shown on her social media that she'd been stalking him for years, was obsessed with him and had been grooming him for years. Some of her Instagram has been archived and it shows a weird obsession with CP style imagery and the occult.

At this point it's safe to say that poundmetoo was nothing more than a cover for Hollywood pedos.

Harvey was never that big of a deal by the standards of Hollywood, and by the time the New Yorker piece was released he was a mid level player at best. Throwing a fat, ugly Jew who confirms to all the stereotypes of Jew creeps in Hollywood was definitely diversion. Something major league triggered it, we'll prob never know, but def pedo related.

Poundmetoo was all ready to go as soon as the media onslaught on Weinstein started. Typical by the numbers astro turfing. It immediately sucked all the oxygen out of the room, and it had anyone with a penis scared shitless they'd be next. Note poundmetoo NEVER brings up pedophilia as a problem in Hollywood even though it's endemic in the industry. Now we know that the two central figures behind the movement is a pedo and a pedo enabler. Nothing else to say, case closed.

Bum Driller

Cultural Appropriator & Cowboy Chemist
Why not care about knowing the truth of a situation?

Selling your ass is typically not a smart decision if you have alternatives. Certainly I'd prefer my children to not sell their ass. Besides health risks and reputation risk, it is the surest way how a woman can sabotage her options for long term relationships.

So if an industry is rife with it, I'd like to know. And I can only know if people dare talk about it.

It's one of those shortcuts that has a lot of hidden costs to it.

To me, it has always been obvious that there is lots of sexual abuse/sexual favors being offered for better position in "cultural world", whether it's theater, music, films or art in general. It's kind of to be expected in an environment where people compete for fame and glory, and where those with more of that capital can uplift new people and thus push them further along their chosen path. The type of prostitution discussed in this thread isn't about people selling their ass for desperation, so I can't really see them as being exploited. They aren't doing it to bring food to the table, they are doing it to keep up insanely expensive lifestyle most people never even dream of having and to make connections that further their careers. If that's what they choose to do, as normally functioning adults, then who am I to judge them?


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True & Honest Fan
Everything you've heard about Dubai is 100% true.


Not the fun kind

This celebrity offspring model-actress-whatever of two stars is in bad shape. Like dangerous, trainwreck type of bad shape. After being asked to take a break from college, by the college, due to her partying/drugs/sex, she needs lots of help, prayers, and rehab.

Last year she was affiliated with a high-price escort service run by a sleazy paparazzi agent (who uses bottled water ads as a catalog of available girls). The so-called "Fashion Water" is a front company who lists this always broke rapper as a spokesman and co-owner. A real co-owner is this momager herself. Most if not all the models posing in these water company ads are available for a price. Including this sister of this ex-Disney actress turned escort.

Our beautiful young celebutante raised eyebrows when she posted her modeling shoot for the water company all over her social media last year. Now, her drug use spiraling out of control, she's gone back to some of her ex-sorority sisters trying to get them to join her "career". The daughter clearly doesn't need the money or connections for fame. Maybe she's following in the footsteps of her Dad's ex-girlfriend. The girl is certainly following both parents' footsteps of drug abuse that has nearly killed them both over the years. She's gone from All-American goddess, California Girl cheerleader to coke-addicted escort. And is still not yet 21.


The barely there celebrity offspring of two former A listers has now made close to a dozen private porn videos with paying customers. It is only a matter of time before one leaks out to the public.




Not the fun kind
The lookalike ex of this always broke one named rapper has caught the eye of Janet Jackson's ex. Apparently caught it to the point where she landed multiple modeling jobs she wasn't even up for and thousands of dollars in gifts every day.




Not the fun kind
The last PR suggested "relationship" for this foreign born former A list boy bander when the foreign born model got really upset at the insinuation. It was hurting her business. Now, the PR people have come up with something even more impossible. A model who would only date outside her own gender if there was a massive amount of money involved.

Former Boy Bander - Liam Payne - One Direction


Suggested beard - Stella Maxwell - Victoria Secret, Face of Max Factor



Not the fun kind
This three named former A list celebrity has been earning money as of late by being a threesome partner. Her specialty is doing strip teases and then inviting the female in the relationship to join in with her and the male.


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