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Cellspex is a former brony analyst turned cartoon critic, and home to one of the funniest bad youtube channels I've ever watched. If you want a rundown of what she does here's her reviewing a Bible movie:
If you want a summary, she does a really obnoxious recreation of the Nativity while putting on what I think is a Texas accent(?) and then praises the movie because Jesus ain't a whitie. If I remember, she also goes all edgy internet Atheist at one point and it's just a joy to watch.
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You're probably wondering what she actually looks like, here you go:
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Yep, self-hating white girl.
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This one was fucking gold, she retweets a Dr Seuss account telling you who to vote for.
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Whiteknighting for Star Wars and other autism. Cow crossovers with Kyle and Blob are all too common, along with my BFF Maryne:
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It's amazing how she retweets a comic about rape, when she runs zero risk of ever getting laid.

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Unfortunately there's not a lot of tardcum from her, just basic bitch politics from TGWTG reject and reviewing children's media really badly. She's one of those cows you'll have to invest in to actually get something out of it, unless you're watching her videos (and let's be honest, you aren't).

We at least have truly awful, wanky fan art:
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Youtube - live, archive.
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Twitter - live, archive.

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