I'll put this into words that non-degenerates can understand.
Taurs are basically for people who want to fuck things on four legs but not technically be zoophiles.
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Taurs are basically for people who want to fuck things on four legs but not technically be zoophiles.
no, they're all 100% full-rev autismo
I just have to say I'm completely shocked. I couldn't have possibly anticipated this.
you almost forgot to include the first hand account by a bunch of 40k players who encouted the GMS oc
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chakats_Meet_the_Hammer_of_the_Emperor
thankfullyit was taken care of in true 40k fashion
the Emperor protects
Semper Fi to all are armed space marines
She does, and she's also a nut. I cannot count how many times she's whined about her guilt over getting involved with Kacey when she was underage, or getting into arguments with people because she's a social robot. It didn't take her long to kill off FurBid, either.
On-topic, back in the day some people would get messages telling them to put in copyrights/credits or whatever or had to get permission to make their own four-legged mutant things. People were overprotective of silly things like markings or crossbreeding.
Oh boy, I see these fucking things everywhere, with all these taurs this, taurs that, look at my cool taur you guys.
Personally the only way these things kinda work is if your doing a fantasy setting or something, like a taur magical creature thing, then yea it could work, as long as its interesting, nice to look at, not retarded, and is handled with the same care as other races then sure.
Otherwise these things are fucking stupid.
Personally the only way these things kinda work is if your doing a fantasy setting or something, like a taur magical creature thing, then yea it could work, as long as its interesting, nice to look at, not retarded, and is handled with the same care as other races then sure.
Otherwise these things are fucking stupid.
Everything is better than gay ass Chakats. I remember the faggots who used to roleplay them when Yahoo chat existed. They were everyfuckingwhere and bitched you out if you killed their character according to Ayenee(sp?) rules.
Everything is better than gay ass Chakats. I remember the faggots who used to roleplay them when Yahoo chat existed. They were everyfuckingwhere and bitched you out if you killed their character according to Ayenee(sp?) rules.
Don't forget the foxtaurs that came along shortly after thanks to Michael Higgs.
I remember these awful things. I found them by accident and went to a Geocities page. It was all about how they had sex with each other. Just page after page of illustrated descriptions of The Joy of Sex chacat style. I thought it died out a long time ago. I have no idea why people get off to this taur stuff. Even centaurs have the inevitable furry half. But at least half looks human. These things are full on furfag. Plus they're all hermaphrodites with boobs. That in itself is gross. And with today's gender politics it must cause some awkward arguments between chacatfags over pronouns and stuff.
i ran into these things very soon after finding out what furries are, and by god, the design looks like somebody trying too hard. What an absolutely unwieldy form. At least Thirty-Thirty on Bravestarr had the sense to morph between bipedal and quadruped forms, and not be something like...that. :horrifying:
Needs more cringe
Guess she should go fuck herself.
Ages ago, I was playing in a Dark Heresy game online with a few friends. The DM was a newb, one who hadn't done much DMing yet, but the campaign he had run so far was pretty bad-ass, and we had a pretty good time in the first dozen or two sessions. Everything was building up to something, and we were anxiously looking forward to what was to come.
Anyway, we are assigned by the Governor-General of an orbital platform over an Imperial World to go investigate an Inquisition courier ship that has drifted into the system, seemingly without power, and with bizarre readings coming from it. As we're all fucking Stormtroopers, we all get ready and are launched at the fucking thing in a series of boarding torpedoes when the ship fails to respond to repeated queries from Imperial forces, and we all storm out and into the hallways of the offlined cruiser, finding it loaded with bodies - the Imperial Guard unit assigned to the Inquisitor on a mission to investigate a space hulk - a space hulk that had apparently been home to some Tyranids. Now waist-deep in Genestealers, we began to sweep the decks, using our Meltas and Flamers to clear the tunnels as we worked our way towards the Bridge in an attempt to figure out what, in the Emperor's name, had happened down here. Ammo wasn't in short supply; the downed guardsmen and acolytes provided us with ample munitions, and in short order we had a suite of weaponry with which to deal with the beasts. We knew from Tabletop that the first rule of fighting these things was to never let them get close, so we took full advantage of our considerable firepower to focus fire and take the creatures down piecemeal.
So we finally get to the bridge, with only one of our group really all that injured (due to a Plasma Gun malfunction no less), and we find out that the Ordos Xenos inquisitor had discovered a heretofore-unknown sentient life-form and was transporting it to a base on the other side of the system for study, when a series of power failures occurred, and the ship was overwhelmed. We discovered a techpriest Enginseer, one of the ship's only survivors, who informed us that a Mycetic Spore had crashed into the tail end of the ship, and was the source of the 'Nids. Loading up with as much firepower as we could carry, we moved forward, blasting the fuck out of every insufferable Xeno that crossed our path, and we made our way to the containment area, where the specimen the Inquisitor obtained was being held. The stasis fields held, thanks to the ship's auxiliary power, and with help we got the doors open. What we encountered was not what we expected.
The GM goes into a lengthy description of this specimen, an apparently-female lion-taur beast. Although I (and many others in my group) were not aware of it, we had just had our first encounter with a Chakat. Fighting back revulsion, I quickly realized that this creature was obviously some plot-critical NPC, since it "had an aura which set us at ease," and could communicate with us via telepathy. By this point, all of us realized what was going on, and we were having none of it. The creature beseeched us to free it from its bonds, and it swore it would help us stave off the Tyranids that were flooding the ship, and she claimed they were a vanguard organism for a larger hive-fleet. This set off warning bells, and the youngest of our Stormtrooper group immediately found it curious that the beast knew about the Tyranids on the ship.
At about this point, the Techpriest, perhaps a bit desperate for the DM to have one chance to handle this like a man and not shoe-horn in super special furry race 9000, argued that we'd perhaps be better off sealing the chamber, clearing the 'Nids, and getting the ship back to the Inquisition. I then argued that if this beast knew of the Tyranids on the ship, and knew of the burgeoning hive-fleet, then it knew about the Mycetic Spore that hit the ship and was more than likely some newly-engineered vanguard organism sent by the hive-fleet. The Techpriest grudgingly agreed with us, and the Chakat died screaming in an incandescent volley of Plasma Gun fire from the entire squad.
The campaign imploded soon after this incident, and we only gamed two more times after this. The DM was pissed. But we had done our job, as the Emperor had demanded of us. And in that, we took solace.
Purge the Mutant. Destroy the Alien. Eradicate the Heretic. Burn the Furry.
source: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chakats_Meet_the_Hammer_of_the_Emperor
Anyway, we are assigned by the Governor-General of an orbital platform over an Imperial World to go investigate an Inquisition courier ship that has drifted into the system, seemingly without power, and with bizarre readings coming from it. As we're all fucking Stormtroopers, we all get ready and are launched at the fucking thing in a series of boarding torpedoes when the ship fails to respond to repeated queries from Imperial forces, and we all storm out and into the hallways of the offlined cruiser, finding it loaded with bodies - the Imperial Guard unit assigned to the Inquisitor on a mission to investigate a space hulk - a space hulk that had apparently been home to some Tyranids. Now waist-deep in Genestealers, we began to sweep the decks, using our Meltas and Flamers to clear the tunnels as we worked our way towards the Bridge in an attempt to figure out what, in the Emperor's name, had happened down here. Ammo wasn't in short supply; the downed guardsmen and acolytes provided us with ample munitions, and in short order we had a suite of weaponry with which to deal with the beasts. We knew from Tabletop that the first rule of fighting these things was to never let them get close, so we took full advantage of our considerable firepower to focus fire and take the creatures down piecemeal.
So we finally get to the bridge, with only one of our group really all that injured (due to a Plasma Gun malfunction no less), and we find out that the Ordos Xenos inquisitor had discovered a heretofore-unknown sentient life-form and was transporting it to a base on the other side of the system for study, when a series of power failures occurred, and the ship was overwhelmed. We discovered a techpriest Enginseer, one of the ship's only survivors, who informed us that a Mycetic Spore had crashed into the tail end of the ship, and was the source of the 'Nids. Loading up with as much firepower as we could carry, we moved forward, blasting the fuck out of every insufferable Xeno that crossed our path, and we made our way to the containment area, where the specimen the Inquisitor obtained was being held. The stasis fields held, thanks to the ship's auxiliary power, and with help we got the doors open. What we encountered was not what we expected.
The GM goes into a lengthy description of this specimen, an apparently-female lion-taur beast. Although I (and many others in my group) were not aware of it, we had just had our first encounter with a Chakat. Fighting back revulsion, I quickly realized that this creature was obviously some plot-critical NPC, since it "had an aura which set us at ease," and could communicate with us via telepathy. By this point, all of us realized what was going on, and we were having none of it. The creature beseeched us to free it from its bonds, and it swore it would help us stave off the Tyranids that were flooding the ship, and she claimed they were a vanguard organism for a larger hive-fleet. This set off warning bells, and the youngest of our Stormtrooper group immediately found it curious that the beast knew about the Tyranids on the ship.
At about this point, the Techpriest, perhaps a bit desperate for the DM to have one chance to handle this like a man and not shoe-horn in super special furry race 9000, argued that we'd perhaps be better off sealing the chamber, clearing the 'Nids, and getting the ship back to the Inquisition. I then argued that if this beast knew of the Tyranids on the ship, and knew of the burgeoning hive-fleet, then it knew about the Mycetic Spore that hit the ship and was more than likely some newly-engineered vanguard organism sent by the hive-fleet. The Techpriest grudgingly agreed with us, and the Chakat died screaming in an incandescent volley of Plasma Gun fire from the entire squad.
The campaign imploded soon after this incident, and we only gamed two more times after this. The DM was pissed. But we had done our job, as the Emperor had demanded of us. And in that, we took solace.
Purge the Mutant. Destroy the Alien. Eradicate the Heretic. Burn the Furry.
source: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chakats_Meet_the_Hammer_of_the_Emperor
These filthy things are the perfect autist snowflake OC, even ousting Sanic recolours.
I fucking missed out on this some how in my life and I'm in pain from laughter. this is the greatest gift.
there is a section on them being "sex teachers" and it's so fucking stupid, creepy and terrible hahhahaaomg help me
source http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/Intro.html
this needs to be in the OP everyone needs to read this. this is as retarded as it gets. I guess the only way it could get more autistic is if diapers were added but I'm not going down that rabbits butthole.
edit: underlined my fav part
there is a section on them being "sex teachers" and it's so fucking stupid, creepy and terrible hahhahaaomg help me
Sexually Oriented Roles in Society
Chakats are very comfortable when it comes to the subject of sex. Being hermaphrodites, they understand equally what it is to be male and what it is to be female and they are at ease with both sides of their dual natures. Others in single sex races are not always as comfortable with the subject of sex or their own sexual natures.
For this reason, some chakats have taken it upon themselves to help those of other races in this area. Some chakats, who have taken a special course of study which includes psychology, biology and socialisation courses, become sex education teachers/counselors in schools. They help adolescents of all races, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, to understand the changes that are going on with their bodies, helping them through the turmoil of emotions brought about by the physical changes that are happening within them. Chakats are uniquely suited for this type of work, since they know what each of their students is going through and can gently help them along the way.
Other chakats take on more advanced training to help those who have greater need in this area. Some members of other races, whether due to psychological trauma, physical problems or learned social attitudes, suffer from severe sexual dysfunction. In conjunction with a trained psychologist specialising in the field of sexual dysfunction, these chakats work in the medical field as sexual surrogates. Being dual sexed, they are uniquely equipped to help anyone, regardless of gender or sexual preference. They can help a male who suffers from extreme premature ejaculation or a female who is so nervous about sex that her body will not permit the entry of a male or any other of a number of problems. They help their charges to heal with a combination of talk and physical intimacy, helping them overcome mental trauma or physical difficulties.
Chakats also make good teachers for the nervous young person who is just starting to become sexually active. Many a young male or female has given their virginity to a loving, kind and understanding chakat. They come to them as nervous and inexperienced youths and leave as confident and competent lovers.
Chakats are very comfortable when it comes to the subject of sex. Being hermaphrodites, they understand equally what it is to be male and what it is to be female and they are at ease with both sides of their dual natures. Others in single sex races are not always as comfortable with the subject of sex or their own sexual natures.
For this reason, some chakats have taken it upon themselves to help those of other races in this area. Some chakats, who have taken a special course of study which includes psychology, biology and socialisation courses, become sex education teachers/counselors in schools. They help adolescents of all races, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, to understand the changes that are going on with their bodies, helping them through the turmoil of emotions brought about by the physical changes that are happening within them. Chakats are uniquely suited for this type of work, since they know what each of their students is going through and can gently help them along the way.
Other chakats take on more advanced training to help those who have greater need in this area. Some members of other races, whether due to psychological trauma, physical problems or learned social attitudes, suffer from severe sexual dysfunction. In conjunction with a trained psychologist specialising in the field of sexual dysfunction, these chakats work in the medical field as sexual surrogates. Being dual sexed, they are uniquely equipped to help anyone, regardless of gender or sexual preference. They can help a male who suffers from extreme premature ejaculation or a female who is so nervous about sex that her body will not permit the entry of a male or any other of a number of problems. They help their charges to heal with a combination of talk and physical intimacy, helping them overcome mental trauma or physical difficulties.
Chakats also make good teachers for the nervous young person who is just starting to become sexually active. Many a young male or female has given their virginity to a loving, kind and understanding chakat. They come to them as nervous and inexperienced youths and leave as confident and competent lovers.
this needs to be in the OP everyone needs to read this. this is as retarded as it gets. I guess the only way it could get more autistic is if diapers were added but I'm not going down that rabbits butthole.
edit: underlined my fav part
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