Money Chandlers sued for debt megathread - 3/30/21 - Third debt lawsuit filed against Barb (hearing on July 14th)

[horrorfan89]

That or Chris went full Norman Bates on her ass.

Hey now at least Norman Bates could "appear " normal when his mother persona wasn't in control.

 

[Albert Ball]

making Chris shut up from making childish noises and failing.

Farting.....you mean farting....

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Farting.....you mean farting....

That too.
According to the eyewitness report Chris whined and acted like an egotistical child prior to the court hearing and was insistent with playing with a fidget spinner in front of the judge and whined making Barb to try to shush him

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I can just hear Chris saying, "hmmm... well, anything is possible. How many numbers of rocks have you squeezed?"
There's just something about how off topic Chris will go when someone throws him an analogy, like he's determined to prove how wrong the other is now matter or in an attempt to sound intelligent and have the last word and completely miss the point of the subject at hand.
"Hmm... the early bird may get the worm, but what if it's a caterpie? Now- now I've seen those pokemon first hand, surprisingly fast and easily capable of out crawling any non pokemon based bird, intact-"

Or as in a real, retarded example: "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil".

You can almost taste how self-satisfied he must have been with that idiotic display of nothingness, thinking himself the new Plato (only that he doesn't know what "a Plato" is because he was never featured on Transformers or Girly Horsies).

 

[Fibonacci]

You can almost taste how self-satisfied he must have been with that idiotic display of nothingness, thinking himself the new Plato (only that he doesn't know what "a Plato" is because he was never featured on Transformers or Girly Horsies).

Chris doesn't need Plato because he uses Crayola Fucking™Model Magic®!

 

[Pepito The Cat]

(...) and saying, "It's either cash, grass, or ass".

It surprises me how you think Chris can be witty enough to utter such sentence without breaking up and farting midway.

 

[The Crust]

Or as in a real, retarded example: "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil".

You can almost taste how self-satisfied he must have been with that idiotic display of nothingness, thinking himself the new Plato (only that he doesn't know what "a Plato" is because he was never featured on Transformers or Girly Horsies).

He basically has the aura of a 12 year old that just made a smug remark that he thought was cool and smart but just made everyone think he's retarded. I'd ask if he's ever going to realize how autistic he sounds when he says some really pseudo-philosophical shit but it's been more than a decade of this (and he's a "high functioning" autist).

 

[Naamaleipuri]

please please... PLEASE.. Let them actually have some repercussions from their neglect for once..
I know that an old person driving in a dumpy car makes them think twice before they sentence them.
Then that old person wobbles in the courtroom. But they think of his mother too, so it's easy.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This thread is seriously degenerating into unfunny a-logging and stupid conjecture.

 

[Hambubger]

Like DSP he will scrape by with the repulsive luck they have

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Like DSP he will scrape by with the repulsive luck they have

Even though Chris and Phil are in vastly different stages in life and circumstances. They are very similar in more ways than one (besides their obvious age).

 

[Mr. 0]

This thread is seriously degenerating into unfunny a-logging and stupid conjecture.

yeah chris and barb need to be sued for something that will actually stick, and maybe do more than get chris to panic for 5 minutes (like stick a log in his shorts) like sexual harassment against each other or something

 

[Rogowski]

So it seems the begging has begun.



“Vintage from the 1900s”

 

[AnOminous]

yeah chris and barb need to be sued for something that will actually stick, and maybe do more than get chris to panic for 5 minutes (like stick a log in his shorts) like sexual harassment against each other or something

They really can't be. Barb will die before they can possibly collect and Chris is as judgment proof as a person can be without literally being homeless, although he might end up that too.

 

[cosmos1092]

Well, today is the day of the hearing. Will people be able to watch it like we did with Russell Greer?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Continuance. Next scheduled date is July 14.

 

[jawsome]

Continuance. Next scheduled date is July 14.

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Oh yeah, she will definitely have the money by then!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

“Vintage from the 1900s”

After Barb dies, Chris will get a new attraction sign and put this on it in an effort to attract hot millennial dykes.

 

[Tikbalang]

Continuance. Next scheduled date is July 14.

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Let's hope they'll use the insanity plea and be done with it.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder if they even went to the courthouse or if they did a zoom hearing. I'm sure the Dodge is running on fumes and pixie dust and the east coast gas shortage isn't helping. Magical water bottles and Pony shit take priority over fuel for their long suffering van.