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Discussion in 'Multimedia' started by LordKaT, Aug 24, 2016.

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Which of these TGWTG Members Deserve a thread?

  1. Todd in the Shadows / Kenneth Munson

    66 vote(s)
    40.7%
  2. Nostalgia Critic / Doug Walker

    84 vote(s)
    51.9%
  3. Rob Walker

    20 vote(s)
    12.3%
  4. Oancitizen / Kyle Kallgren

    21 vote(s)
    13.0%
  5. Lupa &/or Phelous

    9 vote(s)
    5.6%
  6. Film Brain / Matthew "Cuck" Buck

    28 vote(s)
    17.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Doug makes me sad. I wonder what he intended to do with his life in the past when he was starting out his e-fame. Now he's much older and his hair is all gone and his content hasn't evolved, and his fanbase is crumbling away. What are you gonna do, Doug.
     
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  2. I think, given Jim's approach to the four videos that are out already, it makes sense that he's not covering Lindsay. A lot of the content people would see as worth talking about her is either:

    1. highly speculative (e.g. "lololol she got casting-couched and fucked her way through CA")
    or 2. subjective stuff that not everybody agrees is worth mocking (e.g. her SJWisms)

    And so far Jim has tried to only include content that's verifiable* and to appear as unbiased and undivisive as he can. Also, I imagine it'd be harder to give a Lindsay video a definable "cautionary tale" thesis in the same way he's done with the others, which would make that video stand out as inconsistent within the series.


    *IIRC he does plan on including a lot of the more speculative dirt in the finale video though
     
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    #782 Magnum Dong, Jul 31, 2017
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  3. This makes far more sense than that theory that he slept with her so he isn't going to talk about her.
     
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  4. Right now? Probably keep on going the course. He still draws in views, so I don't think he sees a need to change any more than he already had for the time being.

    Down the line, maybe. But that is a big what if, and assuming Doug is still willing to continue his web shows.
     
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  5. Lol, I remember when /tv/ tricked him into believing that RLM wanted to hire him.
     
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  7. They're baaaaack...

     
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  8. What the actual fuck. Someone has too much time on their hands.
     
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  10. Well, at least Monkeybone is an old movie?

    How bad is the review?
     
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  11. Film Brain's review of it was better. Make of that what you will.
     
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  12. Two new reviews. One for the G.I. Joe movie (which exists, I guess) and one for Disney's Sorcerer's Apprentice.





    The Sorcerer's Apprentice video is forty minutes long, so you'd better have some time on your hands.
     
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  13. I would have thought Doug would go after the live-action G.I. Joe movies before one from the many animated series :\
     
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  14. It's one of the mini-reviews he started doing once he realised being a psued is not bringing in adbux. Those tend to at least actually be based on either something nostalgic to him, or the flavour of the week.
     
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  15. Yeah, but this is the animated movie that Hasbro had to alter after the shitstorm from killing all the Transformers whose toys were discontinued in their movie. They were going to do the same thing in the G.I. Joe film, and even left in an altered version of Duke's death scene but just said he was in a coma.
     
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  16. I like that Doug made a joke about Trump that wasn't politically charged. In that sense he's more clever than most late night talk shows. Honestly, after nearly a year of everybody on social media hating on America, this review was therapeutic.
     
    #796 Johnny Bravo, Aug 17, 2017 at 12:53 AM
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  17. Just about to stick on Sorcerer's Apprentice. I notice a little caption in the corner.

    'Includes paid promotion'.

    Doug is a corporate whore now.

    EDIT: God that was shit. Tony Goldmark needs to fuck off, the running 'gag' with the laughing woman was just awful, as was the one about the various shitty characters tricking NC into coming into the next room, and it just felt like they were reaching sometimes (particularly the Avengers ripoff).

    Also, this is the one where Corey Taylor turns up. And he gets a book plug.
     
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    #797 CWCissey, Aug 17, 2017 at 3:03 AM
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  18. Oh lord, Tony Goldmark. He has a thread here IIRC which shows he has the mental acumen of a plankton.

    I'm not sure why anyone wants to watch theme park reviews, but he's the picture-perfect definition of a fool and his money being well parted.
     
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  19. This actually isn't a new thing, it mostly happens in this form or in the form of a commentary when he gets a decent guest star (think he did this with Avatar (Dante Basco) and the one where he got Greg Sestero in. At least if I remember rightly...
     
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  20. Another one leaving CA

     
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