"I WANTED whole wheat but they ONLY HAD white so THEY GAVE ME a substitution of white".
Sure, Jan.
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"I WANTED whole wheat but they ONLY HAD white so THEY GAVE ME a substitution of white".
Sure, Jan.
Taaa daaa!
This sums it up.
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Chantal, so big, so fat, so proud,
She wears her blubber like a shroud.
Never hesitates to fart out loud.
No Fat-slob-shaming is allowed.
Nor do you ever dare to question
Any of the food she is ingestin’
She’s so quick to turn on the aggression
‘Cause food food food is her obsession.
Her followers—her fellow losers:
Eating their food while she loudly chews hers,
Sitting in their giant Pampers Cruisers,
All her fellow food-abusers.
Be careful, all you daughters of Eve,
If you even halfway start to believe
That heinous lie that the big girls weave,
HAES you will never achieve.
She wears her blubber like a shroud.
Never hesitates to fart out loud.
No Fat-slob-shaming is allowed.
Nor do you ever dare to question
Any of the food she is ingestin’
She’s so quick to turn on the aggression
‘Cause food food food is her obsession.
Her followers—her fellow losers:
Eating their food while she loudly chews hers,
Sitting in their giant Pampers Cruisers,
All her fellow food-abusers.
Be careful, all you daughters of Eve,
If you even halfway start to believe
That heinous lie that the big girls weave,
HAES you will never achieve.
That chair won't be able to hold her fatness forever. It will have to collapse eventually.
I sometimes worry one day she'll plop on their and roll backwards over one of the cats' tail and completely fucking crush it. And then neglect to get the cat proper care because she thinks their injured behavior is just them beezin'.
I'm sure the cats know enough to stay away from the chair at floor level. I just fucking hate her.
retro goddess
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When you smell the cheese and gravy and you haven't ordered yet...
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Our lardass who art a beezer
Hallowed be thy gunt
Thy takeout come
Thy fries be done
In the drive thru as they are when delivered
Give us this day our large poutine
And lead us not into vegetarianism
But deliver us a pizza
Hallowed be thy gunt
Thy takeout come
Thy fries be done
In the drive thru as they are when delivered
Give us this day our large poutine
And lead us not into vegetarianism
But deliver us a pizza
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Made this, sums up a lot of Chantal's recent streams.
Edit: Thanks to the nice Mod for moving my art in the correct thread <3
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Mr. Bubba
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Kween Chinny's resemblance to this is uncanny!
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